TRUMP (28): but it's cardboard ha ha ha

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ded redd: Aug 1, 2010; by Fluffdaddy

Feminasty Slut posted:

i wanna laugh at that person but I get my news from this thread.

cspam is kewl and gewd and i trust him with my life

# ? Feb 20, 2017 21:35

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# ? Jun 4, 2024 13:25

Admiral Ray: May 17, 2014; Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Feminasty Slut posted:

i wanna laugh at that person but I get my news from this thread.

hah, idiot. i get my news from the poo poo i make up in my head.

# ? Feb 20, 2017 21:36

Fallen Hamprince: Nov 12, 2016

Citizen Tayne posted:

Pittsburgh is really good. Some call it "the Paris of Appalachia."

oh god no fidel u activated pittsburgh stymie

# ? Feb 20, 2017 21:36

Jose: Jul 24, 2007; Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Fidel Castronaut posted:

Cool! I got one of them tickets for all the best picture nominees. Glad that this includes witnessing Pitssburgh in all its glory. (I've never been there. Is it cool?)

do you like hills because its almost as bad as san francisco in that sense

# ? Feb 20, 2017 21:36

mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

Feminasty Slut posted:

i wanna laugh at that person but I get my news from this thread.

can we get cspam radio

maybe someone can take that cspam twitter bot and run it through a text to speech generator and belch it from a buoy in international waters like a numbers station

# ? Feb 20, 2017 21:36

Space Robot: Sep 3, 2011

I was told I have 666 unread posts in this thread. What satanic things has Trump done while I was asleep?

# ? Feb 20, 2017 21:37

boethius: Jul 10, 2001; Space bunnies have three ears

Yinlock posted:

lol trump is never coming back to the white house

He wants to make it his Versailles, move his court out of DC and control everything.

All hail the Sunny-D King.

# ? Feb 20, 2017 21:37

Jose: Jul 24, 2007; Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

i always think its strange i've been to more of the US than most american citizens

# ? Feb 20, 2017 21:37

logikv9: Mar 5, 2009; Ham Wrangler

Hello this is your local broadcast from C-SPAM. tonight's top story: peckerwood

# ? Feb 20, 2017 21:37

Former Everything: Nov 28, 2007; Is this right?

mormonpartyboat posted:

http://www.esquire.com/news-politics/a53275/trump-melbourne-florida-rally/

jfc

quote:

Her friend, who refused to give her name, agreed. "There are many others besides George Soros but George Soros is the biggie," she said. "All the braindeads suck in the false news, because they don't have the ability to read and get the proper information." The friend had gotten a lot of the hidden details from The Creature from Jekyll Island, a Federal Reserve conspiracy book written by an HIV/AIDS denialist who believes he knows the location of Noah's ark and can cure cancer with a poisonous plant extract. When asked where else she gets her news, she replied, "Mostly radio."

# ? Feb 20, 2017 21:37

Fidel Castronaut: Dec 25, 2004; Houston, we're Havana problem.

Jose posted:

do you like hills because its almost as bad as san francisco in that sense

well, cincinnati is very hilly and i lived there for undergrad and while it sucked when i had to walk to school, it was v beautiful. michigan is pretty flat, so the only time i get a cool view is when i'm in a tall building.

# ? Feb 20, 2017 21:37

Yinlock: Oct 22, 2008

Allow Me To Report On The Number Of Posts I Didn't Read

# ? Feb 20, 2017 21:38

William Bear: Oct 26, 2012; "That's what they all say!"

Serf posted:

it gives them a convenient scapegoat for why we lost. rather than face the music on neoliberalism and centrism, they choose to believe that the other side had outside help (and they did, that def happened) and so we don't need to change

That's a bit of an oversimplification. The more typical liberal view, from what I've read, seems to be along the lines of Elizabeth Warren's.

quote:

In November, America elected Donald Trump.

Yes, the Russians helped.

Yes, the FBI director helped.

Yes, he lost the popular vote by three million.

But we cannot let ourselves off so easy. Not as progressives, not as Democrats. The excuses end now—right here in Baltimore. We hold ourselves accountable.

And we need to figure out what comes next.

There are some in the Democratic Party who urge caution. They say this is just a tactical problem. We need better data. We need better social media. We need better outreach. We need better talking points.

Better talking points? Are you kidding me? People are so desperate for economic change in this country that Donald Trump was just inaugurated as President, and people think we just have a messaging problem? What planet are they living on?

This is bigger than talking points and tactics, and yes, even than Twitter.

This country is in an economic crisis. For more than 30 years, working families, middle class families, poor families, students, seniors have been squeezed harder and harder, and now they are at the breaking point. Republican politicians have pushed one policy after another that has favored the rich and powerful over everyone else, and far too often, Democrats have gone right along. And no matter how extreme Republicans in Washington became, Democrats might grumble or whine, but when it came time for action, our party hesitated and pushed back only with great reluctance. Far too often, Democrats have been unwilling to get out there and fight.

https://www.boston.com/news/politics/2017/02/04/elizabeth-warren-says-democrats-need-to-grow-a-backbone-in-speech-to-liberals

Certainly, recognizing one reason Democrats lost doesn't disregard another.

# ? Feb 20, 2017 21:38

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

logikv9 posted:

Hello this is your local broadcast from C-SPAM. tonight's top story: peckerwood

friend of mine has told me for years to get on radio / do a pod cast about politics

# ? Feb 20, 2017 21:38

Kurtofan: Feb 16, 2011; hon hon hon

Feminasty Slut posted:

i wanna laugh at that person but I get my news from this thread.

i read the new york times, the graunid and le monde

# ? Feb 20, 2017 21:39

Jose: Jul 24, 2007; Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Fidel Castronaut posted:

well, cincinnati is very hilly and i lived there for undergrad and while it sucked when i had to walk to school, it was v beautiful. michigan is pretty flat, so the only time i get a cool view is when i'm in a tall building.

pittsburgh without a car sounds like hell

# ? Feb 20, 2017 21:39

Zerg Mans: Oct 19, 2006

Jose posted:

lead poisoning is a terrible thing

So is reactionary mind poisoning.

# ? Feb 20, 2017 21:39

logikv9: Mar 5, 2009; Ham Wrangler

Baloogan posted:

friend of mine has told me for years to get on radio / do a pod cast about politics

Do it I would listen unironically

# ? Feb 20, 2017 21:39

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

I am George Soros, ama

# ? Feb 20, 2017 21:39

deadgoon: Dec 4, 2014; by FactsAreUseless

Yinlock posted:

Allow Me To Report On The Number Of Posts I Didn't Read

the only thing more embarrassing than the number of posts i skip is the number of posts i actually read

# ? Feb 20, 2017 21:39

logikv9: Mar 5, 2009; Ham Wrangler

Schnorkles posted:

I am George Soros, ama

My check hasn't deposited yet

# ? Feb 20, 2017 21:39

Jose: Jul 24, 2007; Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

logikv9 posted:

Do it I would listen unironically

have you heard baloogans voice?

:chloe:

# ? Feb 20, 2017 21:39

Fidel Castronaut: Dec 25, 2004; Houston, we're Havana problem.

hills also make road planning all weird because you can't make things very grid-y so i got confused all the time driving around cincinnati. but you drive up on a big hill and lookout from the top and it's kinda worth it.

# ? Feb 20, 2017 21:40

Yinlock: Oct 22, 2008

logikv9 posted:

Do it I would listen unironically

it would just be identical to whatever bullshit alex jones said that day

# ? Feb 20, 2017 21:40

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

logikv9 posted:

My check hasn't deposited yet

did you correctly identify your protesting identification number [PIN] and take it to one of the seven pre-approved banks?

# ? Feb 20, 2017 21:40

Former Everything: Nov 28, 2007; Is this right?

logikv9 posted:

Jam all radio signals nationwide

lol, that wouldn't help

quote:

"America was going down the tubes," said Bill Moro, a raspy-voiced and stubbly 50-something who voted for the first time ever for Trump. "They said our constitution was unconstitutional. That's what Obama said. And Clinton."

"[Trump] needs to drain the swamp of judges, too," he said. "I don't care what he does. I'm behind him 100 percent. Put it this way: If he became a dictator, and they said, 'We want him in forever,' he's my man. He's in. I'll never vote against him ... I love his power ... It's the power that does something to me."

# ? Feb 20, 2017 21:40

limp dick calvin: Sep 1, 2006; Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

Baloogan posted:

friend of mine has told me for years to get on radio / do a pod cast about politics

Alex Jones level 2

# ? Feb 20, 2017 21:40

Fidel Castronaut: Dec 25, 2004; Houston, we're Havana problem.

baloogan has a voice for silent pictures

# ? Feb 20, 2017 21:41

Jose: Jul 24, 2007; Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Fidel Castronaut posted:

hills also make road planning all weird because you can't make things very grid-y so i got confused all the time driving around cincinnati. but you drive up on a big hill and lookout from the top and it's kinda worth it.

pittsburgh is like one flat bit and then a river splitting the insanely hilly bit iirc

# ? Feb 20, 2017 21:41

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

logikv9 posted:

Do it I would listen unironically

there would be loads of just chanting TRUMP till it stopped making sense, but I'd power through till it make total sense again

# ? Feb 20, 2017 21:41

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud: Apr 7, 2003

Jose posted:

do you like hills because its almost as bad as san francisco in that sense

Pittsburgh is hillier than SF. The second steepest street in the world is in Pittsburgh.

# ? Feb 20, 2017 21:41

Yinlock: Oct 22, 2008

why is everyone so paranoid about soros though

i've never seen or heard of him actually doing anything, ever

# ? Feb 20, 2017 21:41

RUM HAM: Sep 25, 2009

So are we getting another late night Monday leak or what? News is too slow today and the Milo poo poo isn't enough schadenfreude for me.

# ? Feb 20, 2017 21:41

Martin BadClixx: Jul 14, 2012; ^{dada stijl}

Yinlock posted:

Allow Me To Report On The Number Of Posts I Didn't Read

Please, go ahead

# ? Feb 20, 2017 21:42

univbee: Jun 3, 2004

Yinlock posted:

i've never seen or heard of him actually doing anything, ever

That's how good of a puppetmaster he is.

# ? Feb 20, 2017 21:42

Jose: Jul 24, 2007; Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Citizen Tayne posted:

Pittsburgh is hillier than SF. The second steepest street in the world is in Pittsburgh.

SF you're always on a hill though

# ? Feb 20, 2017 21:42

Serf: May 5, 2011

William Bear posted:

That's a bit of an oversimplification. The more typical liberal view, from what I've read, seems to be along the lines of Elizabeth Warren's.

https://www.boston.com/news/politics/2017/02/04/elizabeth-warren-says-democrats-need-to-grow-a-backbone-in-speech-to-liberals

Certainly, recognizing one reason Democrats lost doesn't disregard another.

i aint disagreeing that some people do, in fact, sorta get it

what i am saying is that people are fuckin stupid and can only hold a few ideas in their heads at once because they're busy and they've got poo poo to do

so if you hammer on and on that the ruskies rigged the election, over and over again, that's what's gonna stick in peoples' minds

and some people (the centrists and the neolibs) want that to happen because then it means no one questions their role in the democrat big fuckup world tour we're on right now

# ? Feb 20, 2017 21:42