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*starts shaking uncontrolably on the floor, drooling*
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# ? Feb 18, 2017 20:38 |
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darth_pizza posted:*starts shaking uncontrolably on the floor, drooling* Oh no! ---------------- |
# ? Feb 18, 2017 20:40 |
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Inmate to female guard: Wanna... carpe noctem?
<3 <3 Vanisher |
# ? Feb 18, 2017 21:00 |
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Охрана! Схватить его!
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# ? Feb 19, 2017 15:01 |
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Vynar posted:We were so focused on whether or not we could seize him we never considered if we should. Apparently I'm #1 Kotori fan |
# ? Feb 19, 2017 16:59 |
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*in south africa, man runs down the street, past the local bank* *guards, posted outside the door, notice him* |
# ? Feb 19, 2017 17:08 |
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This special job is very important. Because of its difficult and... sensitive... nature, your pay will be doubled. You must not speak of it to anyone. There is a local man, he owns a shop. Sells various antiquities and rare goods. His next shipment comes on Tuesday, and with it an abnormally special product. I must have it. Go at night, and be quick about it, but above all do not get caught. I do not doubt that by the time you get there, it will be well hidden. You will need to question him to get its location. The object you seek is 3-5 feet long, and will probably be white. It loosely resembles the shape of a cornucopia. Usually I would not disclose these details, but it is very important you get the right item. It is a rhino's horn. You see, my wife and I cannot conceive, and this man holds the means to our reproduction, and I must have it. Seize him. |
# ? Feb 19, 2017 17:31 |
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*I stop to catch my breath as the hero runs out of the castle* "Can I take the armor off?" |
# ? Feb 20, 2017 21:30 |
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Twerkteam Pizza posted:*I stop to catch my breath as the hero runs out of the castle* let me help you there bro |
# ? Feb 20, 2017 21:48 |
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"What are you gonna do, seize me?" -Quote from man seized
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# ? Feb 21, 2017 00:14 |
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no they will not posted:"What are you gonna do, seize me?" -Quote from man seized |
# ? Feb 21, 2017 02:58 |
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no they will not posted:"What are you gonna do, seize me?" -Quote from man seized |
# ? Feb 21, 2017 05:15 |
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no they will not posted:"What are you gonna do, seize me?" -Quote from man seized
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# ? Feb 21, 2017 05:59 |
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"I got all taffin night to find you taffer" |
# ? Feb 21, 2017 06:55 |
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Yeah, boss, we sees 'im. Whaddaya want us ta do, like, goes after hims or somethin? |
# ? Feb 21, 2017 11:49 |
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Hugh Malone posted:Yeah, boss, we sees 'im. Whaddaya want us ta do, like, goes after hims or somethin? Play it like you feel it! ---------------- |
# ? Feb 21, 2017 18:20 |
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guards... deez him guys... i said deez him. cmon. it always used to make you laugh guys nooooo
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# ? Feb 21, 2017 18:42 |
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"I'm sorry, I don't know how to seize him." >Guards! Grab him! "I do not see any him to grab." >Grab the man! "Who are you speaking to?" >Guards! He's getting away! "I'm sorry, I don't know how to he's getting away." |
# ? Feb 21, 2017 19:28 |
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FutonForensic posted:guards... deez him Guards, deez nuts him. Deez nuts him. |
# ? Feb 21, 2017 19:46 |
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lmbo calrissian posted:Guards, deez nuts him. Deez nuts him.
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# ? Feb 21, 2017 20:29 |
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Guard 1: u-uh... sure, I guess... Guards: *put wallet in his mouth and hold him down, shaking him a little and looking at me for approval* |
# ? Feb 21, 2017 21:24 |
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And thus the great crime wave persisted. When presented with their one chance to apprehend the infamous kingpin the guards instead that they covered him in salt, pepper, and a little bit of thyme.
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# ? Feb 21, 2017 23:05 |
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okay sir I'm sure the guard sees him, but how exactly is that going to stop him from getting away? |
# ? Feb 22, 2017 01:27 |
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Person: "Guards, SEIZE HIM!!!!" guard: "Actually, citizen, we are referred to as officers now. In addition, the proper term for the act of stopping a criminal with physical force and keeping him under our direct physical control is called 'apprehending' now. Finally, you are not above us on the chain of authority and we are not required to follow your orders..." Criminal: *gets away* |
# ? Feb 22, 2017 05:01 |
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"Guard! Seize him!" "It's a woman." "Fine! Guard, seize her!" "I have a name, you know." "What?" "It's Salad." "Enough! Salad, seize her!" "..." "..." "This was a lot funnier in my head." |
# ? Feb 22, 2017 05:14 |
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google THIS posted:"Guard! Seize him!" ah chicken seize her salad |
# ? Feb 22, 2017 05:58 |
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*slips shoulder strap down* That's right boys, seize me. |
# ? Feb 22, 2017 12:42 |
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no they will not posted:"What are you gonna do, seize me?" -Quote from man seized |
# ? Feb 23, 2017 02:15 |
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*the fearsome supervillain "big cheese" is robbing a bank when our hero arrieves* big cheese: minions, CHEESE HIM!!!! |
# ? Feb 23, 2017 02:18 |
*slams fists on balustrade and trembles with rage as entire platoon of elite guards are mowed down* What are you doing? He's right there! Stop him, you IMBECILES! ---------------- |
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# ? Feb 23, 2017 03:08 |
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Guards! SEIZE HIM! Guards SEIZE HIM Guards seize him Guards seize him. -FIN- https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
# ? Feb 23, 2017 03:14 |
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In France, the guards have to deal with 16 of him. |
# ? Feb 23, 2017 05:07 |
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The X-man cometh posted:In France, the guards have to deal with 16 of him. |
# ? Feb 23, 2017 05:41 |
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Cannibal guards! Season him!
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# ? Feb 23, 2017 09:40 |
Twenty Four posted:Cannibal guards! Season him! Now that's a spicy meaball! ---------------- |
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# ? Feb 28, 2017 03:57 |
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Guards! Sea Slug!
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# ? Feb 28, 2017 04:06 |
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*guards drat near kill him* |
# ? Feb 28, 2017 04:48 |
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Guards, sees em'
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# ? Feb 28, 2017 06:00 |
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king: guards: seize hymn! guards [singing and riverdancing and parkouring all over the loving place]: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOnuGJsEV_8 |
# ? Feb 28, 2017 15:56 |
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*shakes pepper under his nose* |
# ? Mar 4, 2017 09:47 |