TRUMP (28): but it's cardboard ha ha ha

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Hwurmp: May 20, 2005

Consummate Professional posted:

Chain of events: milo fired, spicy fired, milo hired as press sec

imo this would only happen if Fox and Friends tried to stick up for him and they're far more likely to go the "LINK BETWEEN HOMOSEXUALISM AND PEDOPHILIA????????" route

or the "LINK BETWEEN ED AND BALLS" route

# ? Feb 20, 2017 22:25

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# ? Jun 4, 2024 21:47

Martin BadClixx: Jul 14, 2012; ^{dada stijl}

MariusLecter posted:

Yum?

# ? Feb 20, 2017 22:25

Admiral Ray: May 17, 2014; Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

MariusLecter posted:

Zeroisanumber posted:

I'm sorry about your cat.

# ? Feb 20, 2017 22:25

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

mormonpartyboat posted:

https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/status/833786712069398530

legend of galactic heros timeline confirmed

# ? Feb 20, 2017 22:25

Agrajag: Jan 21, 2006; gat dang thats hot

mormonpartyboat posted:

https://twitter.com/MuslimIQ/status/833773567305187330

all good people punch nazis

# ? Feb 20, 2017 22:27

Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

mormonpartyboat posted:

https://twitter.com/MuslimIQ/status/833773567305187330

gently caress yeah glad this is becoming a thing

# ? Feb 20, 2017 22:27

jBrereton: May 30, 2013; Grimey Drawer

blue squares posted:

There is only one way I would like Trump: if he got a bigass RV and called it Ground Force One and then just travelled the county for the next four years governing from the bus

This but his right hand man was Alan Titchmarsh

# ? Feb 20, 2017 22:27

Yinlock: Oct 22, 2008

Serf posted:

huh

clinton lost

i meant the wake up, be boring, send out drones routine

# ? Feb 20, 2017 22:28

Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

CortezFantastic posted:

Recap
• Gave cabinet positions to key PAC donors
• Appointed a Klansman attorney general
• Sent Navy SEALS to do an actual Benghazi
• Admitting Bannon tricked him into placing him on the NSC
• Constant leaks from his own staff
• Losing an entire department of senior State Dept personnel to mass resignation
• Literally ignoring a major natural disaster with a dam collapse in California
• Crashed a wedding with the loving Japanese PM
• Discussed classified military intelligence in front of a crowd of civilians to look cool
• Allowed unsecured phone cameras to be held over secret briefing docs
• Insisting on using unsecured Android phone
• Refusing to record calls with Putin
• Lying about voter fraud since he feels insecure that he lost the popular vote bigly
• Wife and son costing taxpayers $1 million per day to protect in their tower
• Weekly visits to his lovely Florida resort costing $3 million per trip
• Using the office of the president to advertise daughter’s failing clothing line
• Refusing to fully divest from worldwide business holdings
• Attempted to bar American citizens and green card holders from reentry into country due to being brown
• Having a key policy initiative swiftly overturned by the courts
• Not mentioning Jews during a loving holocaust remembrance
• Strongly alluding to conspiring with a foreign govt to win the presidency
• Telling federal law enforcement to ignore white supremacist groups which are now infiltrating our police depts.
• Allowing the FSB to operate more easily in the USA
• Having national security advisor Flynn outed as a Russian stooge despite being told a month before taking the office that he was compromised
• Told Flynn to resign because he lied to VP Pence that he hadn’t talked to the ambassador
• Secret Service Director resigns
• NYT and CNN reports Trump’s campaign had many discussions with Russian intelligence
• Kellyanne Conway gets blackballed from many news shows because of constant lying
• CEO of Carl Jr revokes his shot at Labor Sec because Oprah released vid of his wife talking about him beating her
• Trump turned back opposition to One China policy, and magically got a trademark for his brand in China that he fought years to get
• Signs bill allowing coal companies to dump pollution into water sources because why not
• Does insane 77 minute press conference on which he claims he isn’t ranting and raving. Goes on rants about Hillary, Uranium being dangerous and stuff, tells a Jewish man he asked an unfair question when asked if he would say something to stop anti semitism, and presumes a black reporter knows how to get in contact with the black caucus.
• Report says Flynn lied to FBI about contents of the phone calls with the Russian ambassador, and he did actually talk about sanctions with Russia
• FOX NEWS reports Trump was briefed on Flynn’s call to the ambassador, which means Trump ordered the call, or told Flynn to lie to Pence, or both
• Picks a new national security advisor and gets told he won’t eat a poo poo sandwich
• AP leaks draft memo stating National Guard being used to “round up” undocumented immigrants
• Trump declares the media the enemy of the American people except Fox and Friends which are really nice
• Audio tapes leak of Trump selling off access to sit in on interviews with potential cabinet members
• Holds first campaign rally of 2020 at day 30 of his Presidency in 2017. Cause that is normal. Invites clearly deranged fan on stage unchecked my secret service.
• Lies about a terrorist attack in Sweden that never happened
• In 30 days in office, spent six full days playing golf
• Started calling his Florida resort Mar-a-Lago the “Winter White House” but realized he still would like to go to it every weekend so changed it to “Southern White House”
• Gets rejected by UK parliament to visit and speak
• Named Lt Gen HR McMaster as the Director of the National Security Council, no one in the NSC was alerted about it until the news broke. Also apparently since he is in active duty, he could not decline.

TRUMP *laugh tack*

# ? Feb 20, 2017 22:29

Coolguye: Jul 6, 2011; Required by his programming!

CortezFantastic posted:

� Sent Navy SEALS to do an actual Benghazi

i think i missed this particular piece of news. details, hopefully with links?

# ? Feb 20, 2017 22:30

UrbicaMortis: Feb 16, 2012; Hmm, how shall I post today?

http://edition.cnn.com/2017/02/20/europe/trump-state-visit-uk-parliament-debate/

It's pretty funny that the MP arguing in favour of trump visiting still framed it like this:

"So it is to my mind foolish to allow our personal views and assessments of an individual, and some of their more grotesque characteristics and behavior, to blur what is in Britain's national interest."

Not exactly a ringing endorsement.

# ? Feb 20, 2017 22:31

Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

link my ed to ur balls

# ? Feb 20, 2017 22:31

That DICK!: Sep 28, 2010

Donald Trump is building his own cyborg suit

# ? Feb 20, 2017 22:32

a helpful bear: Aug 18, 2004; Slippery Tilde

# ? Feb 20, 2017 22:31

Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

Coolguye posted:

i think i missed this particular piece of news. details, hopefully with links?

somebody else queue up the gif tia

# ? Feb 20, 2017 22:32

BONGHITZ: Jan 1, 1970

RUM HAM posted:

# ? Feb 20, 2017 22:32

CortezFantastic: Aug 10, 2003; I SEE DEMONS

Coolguye posted:

i think i missed this particular piece of news. details, hopefully with links?

i should prob just put more context in that since i kinda slam it through in the beginning but Trump sent in the SEALs on a mission Obama passed on since the intel was lacking and it turned out there was a lot more danger than they thought

it ended in a SEAL and an American 8yo dead along with dozens of civilians

# ? Feb 20, 2017 22:32

Serf: May 5, 2011

a helpful bear posted:

one of these kids is committing to the bit more than the other one

# ? Feb 20, 2017 22:32

Coolguye: Jul 6, 2011; Required by his programming!

CortezFantastic posted:

i should prob just put more context in that since i kinda slam it through in the beginning but Trump sent in the SEALs on a mission Obama passed on since the intel was lacking and it turned out there was a lot more danger than they thought

it ended in a SEAL and an American 8yo dead along with dozens of civilians

the reading on this should make for a fun afternoon if i can find it

# ? Feb 20, 2017 22:34

Bert Roberge: Nov 28, 2003

Anyone in this thread not suicidal?

# ? Feb 20, 2017 22:35

Vladimir Putin: Mar 17, 2007; by R. Guyovich

MariusLecter posted:

What the gently caress is that.

# ? Feb 20, 2017 22:35

PIZZA.BAT: Nov 12, 2016

never thought we'd live to see dr. strangelove come true only in our dimension Jack Ripper is the loving president instead of *just* being a general

# ? Feb 20, 2017 22:35

the bitcoin of weed: Nov 1, 2014

CortezFantastic posted:

i should prob just put more context in that since i kinda slam it through in the beginning but Trump sent in the SEALs on a mission Obama passed on since the intel was lacking and it turned out there was a lot more danger than they thought

it ended in a SEAL and an American 8yo dead along with dozens of civilians

um excuse me, that American child was of blood relation to a sinister terrorist and therefore deserved extrajudicial death per the Sins Of The Father Doctrine, and that brave operator gave his life so that we could murder those (terrorist-associate) civilians and secure that intelligence

# ? Feb 20, 2017 22:35

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Bert Roberge posted:

Anyone in this thread not suicidal?

i'm generally quite content even in the odd times that we live in.

# ? Feb 20, 2017 22:35

mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

Bert Roberge posted:

Anyone in this thread not suicidal?

sup dogg

# ? Feb 20, 2017 22:36

a.lo: Sep 12, 2009

MariusLecter posted:

where did you find it and why bring it in the house

# ? Feb 20, 2017 22:36

Serf: May 5, 2011

Bert Roberge posted:

Anyone in this thread not suicidal?

lmao if ur not

# ? Feb 20, 2017 22:36

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

Bert Roberge posted:

Anyone in this thread not suicidal?

2016 lovely 4 me till nov 8th, still overall a lovely year tho, 2017 is looking good! I am filled with optimistic confidence about the future.

# ? Feb 20, 2017 22:36

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

also, russia didn't test a nuke:

https://twitter.com/ArmsControlWonk/status/833792357212499969

# ? Feb 20, 2017 22:36

the bitcoin of weed: Nov 1, 2014

*eats a fistful of coke, pounds off to pictures of dead iraqis*

# ? Feb 20, 2017 22:37

CortezFantastic: Aug 10, 2003; I SEE DEMONS

Coolguye posted:

the reading on this should make for a fun afternoon if i can find it

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/02/01/world/middleeast/donald-trump-yemen-commando-raid-questions.html
http://www.cnn.com/2017/02/08/middleeast/yemen-raid-explainer/

# ? Feb 20, 2017 22:37

That DICK!: Sep 28, 2010

The Trump admin would make for a great side scroller. Good variety of redshirts and mini bosses.

# ? Feb 20, 2017 22:37

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

Schnorkles posted:

also, russia didn't test a nuke:

https://twitter.com/ArmsControlWonk/status/833792357212499969

# ? Feb 20, 2017 22:37

Fidel Castronaut: Dec 25, 2004; Houston, we're Havana problem.

Bert Roberge posted:

Anyone in this thread not suicidal?

I'm good, man. Things are really bad but I've seen a lot more people getting involved in their communities and it owns and, honestly, while actual suicidal ideation is a big problem that should be taken seriously, the affectation itt is mostly self-absorbed poop!

# ? Feb 20, 2017 22:37