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Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

achillesforever6 posted:

Looking at the weather in Pittsburgh and :lol: its going to be 74 on Friday and 60 on Saturday, they are going to have to play on water skis at Heinz Field

74 and 60 is also probably going to be the score.

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Look Around You
Jan 19, 2009

achillesforever6 posted:

Looking at the weather in Pittsburgh and :lol: its going to be 74 on Friday and 60 on Saturday, they are going to have to play on water skis at Heinz Field

Hey at least my fiancee and I will get to wear tshirts to an outdoor game!

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

It's been done, sort of. From about a month ago:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImJtHwLpTOc

No idea how they manage to control the puck, I guess that's what being a professional hockey player gets you.

Darude - Adam Sandstorm
Aug 16, 2012

achillesforever6 posted:

Looking at the weather in Pittsburgh and :lol: its going to be 74 on Friday and 60 on Saturday, they are going to have to play on water skis at Heinz Field

They've done one of these in Vegas my dude

Ergo Propter Hog
Jul 21, 2014



Pittsburgh began the outdoor games, Pittsburgh will kill the outdoor games.

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

I would actually kind of like Pittsburgh for a little while if they pulled that off.

In an enemy of my enemy is my friend sort of way.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Darude - Adam Sandstorm posted:

They've done one of these in Vegas my dude

Consistency is important though, that's a pretty big swing.

Levitate
Sep 30, 2005

randy newman voice

YOU'VE GOT A LAFRENIÈRE IN ME

xzzy posted:

It's been done, sort of. From about a month ago:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImJtHwLpTOc

No idea how they manage to control the puck, I guess that's what being a professional hockey player gets you.

getting absolutely soaked by rain while wearing hockey equipment sounds miserable.

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010
I wish Bob McKenzie had Don Cherry's cache with the public. He's such a likable guy.

Pornographic Memory
Dec 17, 2008

Darude - Adam Sandstorm posted:

They've done one of these in Vegas my dude

didnt that one get flooded by grasshoppers or some poo poo

hifi
Jul 25, 2012

El Gallinero Gros posted:

Seems like he's slumping this year but was a good puck mover in the past. Hopefully they didn't give up much.

he tore his acl last year and he's not the same.

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

Levitate posted:

getting absolutely soaked by rain while wearing hockey equipment sounds miserable.

Maybe for the player, but it's probably the first time in history anyone could stand next to a hockey player and not pass out from the stench.

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

hifi posted:

he tore his acl last year and he's not the same.

poo poo. Well, he is a UFA after the year...

Kind of annoyed we gave up a pick now. But Calgary has some promising D prospects. Might work out.

Koopa Kid
Aug 21, 2007



Pornographic Memory posted:

I like JVR-Matthews-Kessel just to make Maple Leafs fans wonder what could have been

The Leafs probably don't win the lottery without the Kessel trade, so :shrug:. Doesn't retroactively make it a good trade of course, but the chances of having both on the same team were basically zero.

Darude - Adam Sandstorm
Aug 16, 2012

Aphrodite posted:

Consistency is important though, that's a pretty big swing.

You should probably look at the temperature Friday night and then the temperature during Saturday (they're the same).

AAB
Nov 5, 2010

https://twitter.com/LAKings/status/833836157104435200

what's this all about?
are Euro development/holding teams going to be A Thing now?

hifi
Jul 25, 2012

El Gallinero Gros posted:

poo poo. Well, he is a UFA after the year...

Kind of annoyed we gave up a pick now. But Calgary has some promising D prospects. Might work out.

He's got a chance to work out if they guarantee him PP time, it's just that the coyotes have mucked with it all year and he's had to compete with deangelo, chychrun, plus guys like burmistrov when they were trying a 4F look, and 5v5 points-wise he's been on a bad team. I guess the only thing is he better not be the only guy the flames trade for if they are going to be buyers at the deadline.

Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007



what does this bizarre abstract art say about your hockey team?

https://twitter.com/MattPfefferHky/status/833833394521903105

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Aye Doc posted:

what does this bizarre abstract art say about your hockey team?

https://twitter.com/MattPfefferHky/status/833833394521903105

Teams wearing wide-brim hats are old. Teams like the Pens and the Rangers have that nice hour-glass bi-modal distribution.

Pornographic Memory
Dec 17, 2008
The Blackhawks, Penguins, Bruins, Habs, and Jets have the most buttplug-like age distributions.

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

Don't kinkshame!

Three of those buttplugs have won cups recently.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Aye Doc posted:

what does this bizarre abstract art say about your hockey team?

https://twitter.com/MattPfefferHky/status/833833394521903105

The CBJ are some sort of abstract clown drawn without eyes as some sort of motif with a message.

The Flyers are an abstract depiction of a the Star Wars sequence between the Star Destroyer and the Rebel ship.

Pancakes by Mail
Oct 21, 2010

Many years later, as he faced the firing squad, Goaltender Carey Price was to remember that distant afternoon when his father took him to discover ice.

Aye Doc posted:

what does this bizarre abstract art say about your hockey team?

https://twitter.com/MattPfefferHky/status/833833394521903105

Blues are the main character from The Handmaid's Tale

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




Aye Doc posted:

what does this bizarre abstract art say about your hockey team?

https://twitter.com/MattPfefferHky/status/833833394521903105

The Blackhawks are the Pokemon Pineco. The Oilers are a Coleman camping lantern. The Stars are a mushroom cloud reflected in water.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Dallas is a guy with a big beard in a fez.

Kalenn Istarion
Nov 2, 2012

Maybe Senpai will finally notice me now that I've dropped :fivebux: on this snazzy av

DJExile posted:

And are still 4th in what's easily the worst division in the league

the Leafs are better than they were, yeah, but they've still got a ways to go.

Not denying that they could improve but I think they're better than their record suggests

It would be nice if Matthews could get a better set-up guy on his line.

Chad Sexington posted:

Jack Eichel and Auston Matthews will be equals in my heart when they bring Team USA the gold in South Korea next year.

jk they will be passed over for David Backes and Justin Abdelkader

Jk nobody will play in the Olympics because the NHL is idiotic

Levitate posted:

getting absolutely soaked by rain while wearing hockey equipment sounds miserable.

I dunno I get soaked through pretty much every time I play so I imagine it wouldn't feel that different other than colder I guess

xzzy posted:

Maybe for the player, but it's probably the first time in history anyone could stand next to a hockey player and not pass out from the stench.

Does nobody wash their equipment? You know that most gear is made to be washed right?

Koopa Kid posted:

The Leafs probably don't win the lottery without the Kessel trade, so :shrug:. Doesn't retroactively make it a good trade of course, but the chances of having both on the same team were basically zero.

Kessel was / is a lazy piece of poo poo and he's riding Crosby's coat tails.

Ergo Propter Hog
Jul 21, 2014



Kalenn Istarion posted:


Kessel was / is a lazy piece of poo poo and he's riding Crosby's coat tails.

Steve Simmons account spotted

Koopa Kid
Aug 21, 2007



I mean, they don't even play on the same line

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Koopa Kid posted:

I mean, they don't even play on the same line

They're long tails.

Kalenn Istarion
Nov 2, 2012

Maybe Senpai will finally notice me now that I've dropped :fivebux: on this snazzy av

Koopa Kid posted:

I mean, they don't even play on the same line

Pretty sure they did last year.

He's still lazy. Only 2 seasons ever with a positive plus minus in spite of how prolific he was in points for many years. He's having his best year since 2013/14 and still only breakeven in +\-

Fateo McMurray
Mar 22, 2003

Protip: +/- is a garbage stat and anytime you have to use it to prove your point about a player, you should pick something else

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

If Matthews wasn't a lazy pig face he'd have more than a +3 I bet.

Rotten Cookies
Nov 11, 2008

gosh! i like both the islanders and the rangers!!! :^)

Noted schlub John Tavares a career -29. Just slightly worse than Cal Clutterbuck's -25.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

John Tavares actually isn't elite though.

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

Let's take a stroll down memory lane:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Y1ZH4GVO4A

(came across a gif of it for reasons unrelated to hockey)

Goddamn what a crash.

Aurora
Jan 7, 2008

Ovechkin is a bad player because he has a bad plus minus

Rotten Cookies
Nov 11, 2008

gosh! i like both the islanders and the rangers!!! :^)

Aphrodite posted:

John Tavares actually isn't elite though.

What's your criteria? PPG above one?


Wiat gently caress

Koopa Kid
Aug 21, 2007



Kalenn Istarion posted:

Pretty sure they did last year.

He's still lazy. Only 2 seasons ever with a positive plus minus in spite of how prolific he was in points for many years. He's having his best year since 2013/14 and still only breakeven in +\-

Maybe for 10 games? Phil was mostly with Malkin under Sullivan when the whole team sucked, then the HBK line became a thing after the Pens acquired Bonino and was a big part of the Pens surge in the second half.

Also +/- is trash, every Leaf that ever played in that span for any amount of time is a net negative because the team had poo poo goaltending, defence, and coaching. By that metric Dan Winnik is the best Leaf to have ever played in the modern era.

Pornographic Memory
Dec 17, 2008
+/- sucks because it might as well be specifically made to penalize players for being leaned on by their teams offensively, doubly so if they're surrounded by lovely teams. If your coach only puts you on the power play but not the penalty kill? That only hurts your +/- because you can only get minuses while you're on the power play while penalty killers can only improve their +/-. Get lots of ice time because you're good, but your team is bad? That's just more opportunities for you to get minuses from your team mates' fuckups. Since it's a counting stat you're only going to go deeper into the hole the more you play. Not to mention if your coach puts you out for empty net situations because you're their best hope for scoring goals...more minuses!

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Mike_V
Jul 31, 2004

3/18/2023: Day of the Dorks
Doug Armstrong is going to finger his rear end in a top hat right up until the trade deadline and not trade Shatty. The Blues will then lose in the 1st round.

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