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Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

It's always so weird to see early-first-term Obama vs. late-second-term Obama. Just proves how freaking stressful being President is.

And I find it interesting they didn't have any non-black superstars comment.

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Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer

Jerusalem posted:

Vince: Okay he's out of power..... we can finally acknowledge Obama existed.

Remember the ads for Capitol Punishment

Because I wish I didn't

Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here
Nap Ghost

Benne posted:

I thought Vince hates Obama

When Linda ran that one time for something, her ads featured her (a staunch white) and Barack (a staunch black), side by side.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Blaise330 posted:

I swear she's only heel because "Is big"

Almost guaranteed which is a shame, I'd like to see how she'd play as a face.

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

Aphrodite posted:

Big people are too angry about their bigness to be faces.


Bullshit, Big Show's been face 6 times this decade.

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames
WHY THE gently caress YOU ALL TALKIN BOUT OBAMA

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



Push El Burrito posted:

Obama was a two time champion.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

dromal phrenia posted:

now i want nia coming out to Natural Born Killas

My man!

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

I'd like to roll Nia down a hill; a fat stupid hill

Oh Snapple!
Dec 27, 2005

Blaise330 posted:

Bullshit, Big Show's been face 6 times this decade.

There's a reason it doesn't stick!!!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Dangerous Person posted:

Good to know that Obama is finally canon in the WWE Universe

Jerry Lawler: You know I had a dream. What if the President.... WAS FORCED TO TELL THE TRUTH!!?! :lol:

Capitol Punishment was one of the worst PPV ideas ever. :cripes:

Maxwell Lord posted:

Remember the ads for Capitol Punishment

Because I wish I didn't

Yep!

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN

Dango Bango posted:

It's always so weird to see early-first-term Obama vs. late-second-term Obama. Just proves how freaking stressful being President is.

And I find it interesting they didn't have any non-black superstars comment.

Trump already looked like poo poo when he got elected, can't imagine what he'll look like in 4 years.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Dangerous Person posted:

Good to know that Obama is finally canon in the WWE Universe

He showed up once, and said Do You Smell what Barack is cooking? I didn't imagine this, I swear to god!

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

Shima Honnou posted:

She should have the New Jack gimmick, and also have Natural Born Killaz as her song too.

oh you already said this. well i agree!

Tweak
Jul 28, 2003

or dont whatever








Supreme Allah posted:

When Linda ran that one time for something, her ads featured her (a staunch white) and Barack (a staunch black), side by side.

this was a last gasp hail mary because she was getting killed in the polls though wasnt it?

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Blaise330 posted:

Bullshit, Big Show's been face 6 times this decade.

They use Big ironically for him. It's all camera tricks, he's actually 5'7.

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

Shima Honnou posted:

Almost guaranteed which is a shame, I'd like to see how she'd play as a face.

I thought I wanted this for a second then I realized the writers will make every heel call her a fat pig every promo and I can't uncringe.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Jerusalem posted:

Retired undefeated :hellyeah:

Better than the Dusty finish we got from the last one.

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Supreme Allah posted:

When Linda ran that one time for something, her ads featured her (a staunch white) and Barack (a staunch black), side by side.

Those were great because it was near the end of the campaign when it was clear that she was totally going to lose. It was just so blatantly desperate.

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer

Tweak posted:

this was a last gasp hail mary because she was getting killed in the polls though wasnt it?

She was running in a VERY blue state so she had no real chance either time, but yeah that was the gambit.

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

hey an ad for semi-pro! i had never heard of the movie when it came out and then i found a bootleg DVD of it and liked it a lot. that's my very interesting story about semi-pro

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Benne posted:

Trump already looked like poo poo when he got elected, can't imagine what he'll look like in 4 years.

I'm far from the first or the last to make this joke:

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Bayley has always sucked

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
How strong is Bayley?

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

i forgot bayley was champ


THE TUBE MEN DON'T HAVE BELTS, gently caress THIS SHOW

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Aphrodite posted:

They use Big ironically for him. It's all camera tricks, he's actually 5'7.

Glad to know that I as a short have a chance after all!

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!
In honor of Black History Month, HHH should come out and announce a Network-exclusive tournament for the African-American Championship.

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



BAM, right in the titty

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR

TheKingslayer posted:

It's weird that Cole and Corey aren't allowed to speak during these black history segments.

Meltzer keeps pointing this out, how no non-black people are allowed to talk during these segments. it's jarring as poo poo once you realize it.

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Unbeknownst-nst

bartok
May 10, 2006



Jerusalem posted:

I'm far from the first or the last to make this joke:



Yeah but what will Trump look like in 4 years?

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

RIP charlotte's titty, killed by the dastardly antics of sasha banks

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Jerusalem posted:

I'm far from the first or the last to make this joke:



Trump wishes he could be as enigmatic as Immortan Joe.

Accident Underwater
Oct 21, 2005

You look like a star!

DeepDickPizza posted:

In honor of Black History Month, HHH should come out and announce a Network-exclusive tournament for the African-American Championship.

Which he will win

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Push El Burrito posted:

Better than the Dusty finish we got from the last one.

Yeah, Dusty didn't always have the best ideas in Florida it's true.

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



Push El Burrito posted:

How strong is Bayley?

she's like festus

Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here
Nap Ghost

Tweak posted:

this was a last gasp hail mary because she was getting killed in the polls though wasnt it?

oh yeah it was desperate photo-shopping and spin-doctoring. Barack didn't actually ever meet her or anything

tecnocrat
Oct 5, 2003
Struggling to keep his sanity.



The downfall of the women's division, the bosom.

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Benne posted:

Trump already looked like poo poo when he got elected, can't imagine what he'll look like in 4 years.

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Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

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