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Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Will-chair

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Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?
A willchair.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

exploded mummy posted:

Bayleyweisers

They're cans of crisp apple juice :kimchi:

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

People dont call her Mrs. Helmsley. Not even Mrs. Game.

DopeGhoti
May 24, 2009

Lipstick Apathy
What's a "willchair"?

the_american_dream
Apr 12, 2008

GAHDAMN
Man that hot black chick is really into this

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
RIGHT

NOOOOW

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Good thing Charlotte brought her robe.

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

my knee is feeling better, i think i'll challenge this woman that finishes people specifically by hurting their leg

Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here
Nap Ghost

he was 1st and most emasculated.. his cards read Jean-Peaul Levesque-McMahon

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Jerusalem posted:

They're cans of crisp apple juice :kimchi:

Capri-Sun :colbert:

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
renewal of a classic rivalry



classic

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
A wellchair, huh, that sounds pretty nice!

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Sasha in a Willchair forever

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002

sportsgenius86 posted:

Lol they blew the bayley title pop just to cut an angle about Stephanie being right. Jesus Christ

:agreed:

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

kick-b2b when inevitably everyone else botches getting the straw into the pack

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

OH MY GOD REESE'S PIECES IN A PEANUT BUTTER CUP

bartok
May 10, 2006



I never thought I'd say this but when are we getting to the Big Show match?

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
I feel like a jerk for complaining about Cena vs Orton and Owens vs Sami now.....



They do realize they have like a hundred people on the roster right?

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

bartok posted:

I never thought I'd say this but when are we getting to the Big Show match?
i hope he has a new abs-based finisher

or maybe a submission where he uses his abs as a washboard / cheese grater on your face?

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

bartok posted:

I never thought I'd say this but when are we getting to the Big Show match?

I believe it is the actual main event. Which is hilarious.

Tweak
Jul 28, 2003

or dont whatever








Blaise330 posted:

I feel like a jerk for complaining about Cena vs Orton and Owens vs Sami now.....



They do realize they have like a hundred people on the roster right?

Raw got 2 picks for every 1 Smackdown pick and somehow it feels like Raw has barely anyone on the roster

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



dromal phrenia posted:

i hope he has a new abs-based finisher

or maybe a submission where he uses his abs as a washboard / cheese grater on your face?

it's gonna be like big show vs kane and turn into a technical classic

braun will win with the abdominal stretch

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

DeepDickPizza posted:

I believe it is the actual main event. Which is hilarious.

It is. They've been promoting it as such.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

bartok posted:

I never thought I'd say this but when are we getting to the Big Show match?

they already announced that it was the Main Event

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Don't threaten me with a new season of that loving show.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Charlotte wants revenge for the titty shot.

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

Abroham Lincoln posted:

it's gonna be like big show vs kane and turn into a technical classic

braun will win with the abdominal stretch

big shows abs snap and his enormous gut bursts through

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

Tweak posted:

Raw got 2 picks for every 1 Smackdown pick and somehow it feels like Raw has barely anyone on the roster

In hindsight, Smackdown waiting 6 months to indulge in a Cena vs Orton match showed a hell of alot of restraint.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Blaise330 posted:

I feel like a jerk for complaining about Cena vs Orton and Owens vs Sami now.....



They do realize they have like a hundred people on the roster right?

Owens and Sami is consistently awesome though. Like every single time it's a fantastic match.

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

DopeGhoti posted:

What's a "willchair"?

wherever you see one, there's a way

also, I just realized Charlotte's WOOOOO always sounds kind of unnatural. You gotta commit to the WOOOOO with a fuckload of cocaine onboard. A perfunctory WOOOOO is worse than no WOOOOO at all imo

tecnocrat
Oct 5, 2003
Struggling to keep his sanity.



Jiro posted:

Don't threaten me with a new season of that loving show.

Does he finally come out this season? Admit the entire family was an elaborate beard? I'd loving watch a man burn it all down like that.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!
Man, Raw is going to be an absolute wasteland when Jericho leaves to go play with Fozzy again.

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

careful charlotte, that's how naomi's first push got all hosed up!

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

DeepDickPizza posted:

I believe it is the actual main event. Which is hilarious.

Probably doing a ring break spot if they're putting it there.

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



dromal phrenia posted:

big shows abs snap and his enormous gut bursts through

the ring is destroyed in the process

from the lifeless big show carcass, chris hero emerges, fat as gently caress

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

Jiro posted:

Owens and Sami is consistently awesome though. Like every single time it's a fantastic match.

Yeah, hopefully it goes more than 10 mins before Joe comes out and snaps Sami's femur.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

dromal phrenia posted:

big shows abs snap and his enormous gut bursts through

This would rule so much.

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

Abroham Lincoln posted:

the ring is destroyed in the process

from the lifeless big show carcass, chris hero emerges, fat as gently caress

I know this Greek myth. What's Hero god of again?

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dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

please do not show me 'normal' lindsay lohan


or perhaps only show me that version, but you must pick one, you cannot expose me to both lindsay lohans

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