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schweens
Jan 14, 2011

kakarot ain't got shit on me
I barely collected cards growing up so the prize of my collection is a jay cutler rookie

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Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Petite Dinklage posted:

Just wait, this will just as good*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CL0yUbSS5Eg



*oh god

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Magical_Negro_occurrences_in_fiction

fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr

Ruby Rhod (Chris Tucker) in The Fifth Element (1997)

Fuckin lol at that one.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

fishing with the fam posted:

Ruby Rhod (Chris Tucker) in The Fifth Element (1997)

Fuckin lol at that one.

Hahahaha. I totally missed that. I don't know what Ruby Rhod was, but I'm pretty sure he isn't magical.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

Jesus Christ, this list.

Red, the narrator, from Shawshank redemption?


lol

The janitor (Jordan Peele) and the copier repair man (Keegan-Michael Key) in a "magic negro" skit on Key & Peele (2012)[32]

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967

fishing with the fam posted:

Ruby Rhod (Chris Tucker) in The Fifth Element (1997)

Fuckin lol at that one.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Chilichimp posted:

Jesus Christ, this list.

Red, the narrator, from Shawshank redemption?


lol

The janitor (Jordan Peele) and the copier repair man (Keegan-Michael Key) in a "magic negro" skit on Key & Peele (2012)[32]

The number of main characters from magical realism stories is pretty funny too. Like read the second part of your own loving definition.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Aw poo poo, Jidenna rules.

7 RING SHRIMP
Oct 3, 2012


Hahaha Jesus

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







if you guys aren't listening to this new ryan adams album than i have no idea what you're doing with your life

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

FizFashizzle posted:

if you guys aren't listening to this new ryan adams album than i have no idea what you're doing with your life

Ryan Adams has not won a Grammy so I'll not waste my time on bad music

fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr
I have never even heard of Ryan Adams.
*strolls over to Wikipedia*
Alternative country music is a thing?

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







fishing with the fam posted:

I have never even heard of Ryan Adams.
*strolls over to Wikipedia*
Alternative country music is a thing?

alt country was a huge thing in like mid 2005

bands like ryan adams, whiskeytown, wilco, etc

if you're an old like me you went to college on this music

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

quote:

Benjamin Buford "Bubba" Blue (Mykelti Williamson) in Forrest Gump (1994)[4][10]

what

Kalli posted:

The number of main characters from magical realism stories is pretty funny too. Like read the second part of your own loving definition.

They list Morgan Freeman in a movie where he is literally god.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere fucked around with this message at 19:01 on Feb 21, 2017

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH
Who is Ryan Adams? And why should I care he released an album?

PrinceRandom
Feb 26, 2013

fishing with the fam posted:

I have never even heard of Ryan Adams.
*strolls over to Wikipedia*
Alternative country music is a thing?

Justin Townes Earle is literally the best

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

quote:

Morpheus (Laurence Fishburne) and the Oracle (Gloria Foster / Mary Alice) in The Matrix (1999) and its sequels
Ah yes, Morpheus the Magical Negro

fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr
You would think the Earl of Justin Towne would have better things to do.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

fishing with the fam posted:

You would think the Earl of Justin Towne would have better things to do.

I'd imagine the position is largely ceremonial these days.

No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008
Ryan Adams sucks.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



How many levels of white do you have to stack before you care about something like "alternative country"?

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH
It's Girl Scout Cookie Delivery day in the office :swoon:

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling
What cooking trends am I following closely these days?

1. I'm learning how to make my own chicken broth. For soups, ramen
2. I'm trying to master the cooking of boneless chicken thighs as kebab meat
3. Learn the deeper secrets of Japanese cooking

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

SHOAH NUFF posted:

1. I'm learning how to make my own chicken broth. For soups, ramen

Broth/Stock is super easy and everyone should do it. It's hard (or at least harder) if you want to clarify it, but the cloudy stuff tastes fine and isn't dangerous. It lasts forever if you freeze it too.

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling
I have realized that I really enjoy eating rotisserie chickens, but I am kinda tired of having to season them after bringing them home, and even then its kinda dull. So I'm just cutting up the chicken, maybe even shredding it a bit, and putting it in a nice broth for a really hearty soup..

I'm definitely going for the cloudy, fatty broth instead of the clear type

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
I just found out that you can pay to sticky a thread. How long has that been around? And who ponied up to sticky this one?

evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

Eli Wiggum posted:

I just found out that you can pay to sticky a thread. How long has that been around? And who ponied up to sticky this one?

only in s-mart

mod did it here

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Bad Moon posted:

It's Girl Scout Cookie Delivery day in the office :swoon:

Savannah Smiles all loving day

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





a neat cape posted:

Savannah Smiles all loving day

Ah yes, the cookie that sounds like a porn starlet's name.

7 RING SHRIMP
Oct 3, 2012

Quiet Feet posted:

Ah yes, the cookie that sounds like a porn starlet's name.

I got jerked off by a Samoan who called herself Caramel Delight in a Providence strip club

7 RING SHRIMP
Oct 3, 2012

Shoutout Balloons, Providence Rhode Island. Got shut down cause I think people kept getting stabbed. Saw a guy with those hand crutches for people with hosed Up legs eat a stripper's rear end who reeked of booze 5 minutes after they opened

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

5 RING SHRIMP posted:

Saw a guy with those hand crutches for people with hosed Up legs eat a stripper's rear end who reeked of booze 5 minutes after they opened

The guy reeked of booze or the stripper's rear end?

Neil Armbong
Jan 16, 2004

If anybody wants to see, there's a Donkey Kong kill screen coming up.
Pillbug

5 RING SHRIMP posted:

Shoutout Balloons, Providence Rhode Island. Got shut down cause I think people kept getting stabbed. Saw a guy with those hand crutches for people with hosed Up legs eat a stripper's rear end who reeked of booze 5 minutes after they opened

Amazing.

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

5 RING SHRIMP posted:

Shoutout Balloons, Providence Rhode Island. Got shut down cause I think people kept getting stabbed. Saw a guy with those hand crutches for people with hosed Up legs eat a stripper's rear end who reeked of booze 5 minutes after they opened

How did the strippers rear end taste?

7 RING SHRIMP
Oct 3, 2012

Metapod posted:

How did the strippers rear end taste?

5 ring shrimp not 5 ring limp. I saw hair and passed her off, even I had limits then. God bless twin rivers for letting a drunk 19 year old like me win $700 on wheel of fortune slots

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







when i was like 20 i won 400 bucks at harrahs in new orleans

walked right in to larry flynt's and blew it all

i hope that girl got in to dental assistant school....

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.
Just made some bomb rear end butternut squash and chicken Tikka masala.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Grabbed a fistful of cards from the box tonight and found two different Rae Carruth rookie cards.

swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know

FizFashizzle posted:

when i was like 20 i won 400 bucks at harrahs in new orleans

walked right in to larry flynt's and blew it all

i hope that girl got in to dental assistant school....

I went to a club once when I was in medical school. Girl said she was saving for nursing school. Actually saw her a year or so later on the floor as a student (she had a distinct tattoo on her forearm which is how I recognized her).

My only other strip club story involves a girl recognizing me. Apparently we had gone to middle school together.

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Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

🤌🤌🤌

swickles posted:

I went to a club once when I was in medical school. Girl said she was saving for nursing school. Actually saw her a year or so later on the floor as a student (she had a distinct tattoo on her forearm which is how I recognized her).

My only other strip club story involves a girl recognizing me. Apparently we had gone to middle school together.

I went to a club and met a girl saying she was going to take the bar one day. Actually saw her a year or so later in court (she had a very distinct butthole, which is how I recognized her).

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