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Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




Oh wow, that's a real actual artiste writing that right there.

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Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001



All the flooding has everyone a little worked up.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

bitterandtwisted posted:

Stiffest upper lip in Central Hampshire.

Commander Vimes is real and he's in Central Hampshire.

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Police warning: Don't open doors to 'any unfamiliar cattle'

http://www.wcvb.com/article/police-...rending+Content

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Lime Tonics posted:

Police warning: Don't open doors to 'any unfamiliar cattle'

http://www.wcvb.com/article/police-...rending+Content

Those are definitely not "suspicious males".

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Intoluene
Jul 6, 2011

Activating self-destruct sequence!
Fun Shoe
Massive spider claims six seats for itself on busy Melbourne train.

http://www.smh.com.au/victoria/massive-spider-claims-six-seats-for-itself-on-busy-melbourne-train-20170209-gu9sgc

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Police bust down Stormzy's door after receiving reports he was burgling his own home.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

chitoryu12 posted:

Those are definitely not "suspicious males".

Bulls in drag are ultra-suspicious. Nice tuck game, though.

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

Goalkeeper under investigation for eating pie.

genetic_knockout
May 8, 2007

Who's a good boy
No idea about the backstory but saw this gem on my news feed:

Wayne Shaw resigns from Sutton United following pie incident: Reserve goalkeeper admitted he knew that a betting company was offering odds on him eating a pie

http://www.irishtimes.com/sport/soccer/english-soccer/wayne-shaw-resigns-from-sutton-united-following-pie-incident-1.2983419

Edit: /\ /\ /\ dammit

genetic_knockout has a new favorite as of 18:26 on Feb 21, 2017

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Portal will clear longstanding D.C. traffic snarl.

I was extremely disappointed to learn no Apperture Science technology was used.

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013




So, they flood the car with acid to get rid of it? Or do they just burn it down to the tracks and write off the loss.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

flosofl posted:

So, they flood the car with acid to get rid of it? Or do they just burn it down to the tracks and write off the loss.

If there actually is a spider in that picture that literally doesn't have a spider in it then people seem content just lightly ignoring it

Which makes me doubt there is cause if a huge spider was near me in an enclosed space I'm at least gonna keep an eye on the thing

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

Aesop Poprock posted:

If there actually is a spider in that picture that literally doesn't have a spider in it then people seem content just lightly ignoring it

Which makes me doubt there is cause if a huge spider was near me in an enclosed space I'm at least gonna keep an eye on the thing

It's Australia, though, so I think enormous spiders are just a part of everyday life over there.

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Aesop Poprock posted:

If there actually is a spider in that picture that literally doesn't have a spider in it then people seem content just lightly ignoring it

Which makes me doubt there is cause if a huge spider was near me in an enclosed space I'm at least gonna keep an eye on the thing

The article said the spider was roosting on the seats you can't see as the backs were in the way. Apparently the guy with the camera was reticent about looming over it to take a pic.

But I'm with you. They seem remarkably blasé about "GIANT SPIDER NEARBY"

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

SpacePig posted:

It's Australia, though, so I think enormous spiders are just a part of everyday life over there.

Australian: a spider. Oh well. *maintains respectful out-of-leaping-range distance*

Lord Hydronium
Sep 25, 2007

Non, je ne regrette rien


Photo caption posted:

A big spider demands at least six seats of legroom. You cannot see the spider in the photo.

Photo caption posted:

Touching on: Not the commuting spider in question, but possibly a relative.
Someone's having fun at their job.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012


you fat bastard you fat bastard

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

SpacePig posted:

It's Australia, though, so I think enormous spiders are just a part of everyday life over there.

Yep. If we burnt down everything that had a spider in/on/under/near it, there'd be nothing left but flames and spiders (and sharks).

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Flames and spiders sounds like literally my hell

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Istari posted:

Yep. If we burnt down everything that had a spider in/on/under/near it, there'd be nothing left but flames and spiders (and sharks).

How is that different from Australia now?

Gloryhold It!
Sep 22, 2008

Fucking
Adorable

Sunswipe posted:

How is that different from Australia now?

There's Kangaroos now

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

Sunswipe posted:

How is that different from Australia now?

Deadly snakes.

Fo3
Feb 14, 2004

RAAAAARGH!!!! GIFT CARDS ARE FUCKING RETARDED!!!!

(I need a hug)

Gloryhold It! posted:

There's Kangaroos now

As well as football, meat pies and Holden cars.

Honestly though we would miss the sheds and beer too.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

Man won't stop eating photographs of Jason Segal until Jason Segal eats a photograph of him.

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Men can eat their wives if severely hungry, says top Saudi Sheikh's fatwa

http://indiatoday.intoday.in/story/men-can-eat-their-wives-if-severely-hungry-says-top-saudi-sheikhs-fatwa/1/509944.html

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/dgazette/status/835538327407321089

Copy in case they delete it:
http://i.imgur.com/r0MhJIA.png

Strudel Man
May 19, 2003
ROME DID NOT HAVE ROBOTS, FUCKWIT
? Why would they delete it?

Take the plunge! Okay!
Feb 24, 2007



Strudel Man posted:

? Why would they delete it?

If Podesta asks them to, duh

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

Duodecimal
Dec 28, 2012

Still stupid

I thought vertically oriented videos were bad. How'd you manage this one, pops?

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Those boring youtube Garfield parodies have escaped into real life.

du -hast
Mar 12, 2003

BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT GENTOO

Screaming Idiot posted:

boring youtube Garfield parodies

fight me irl

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Screaming Idiot posted:

Those boring youtube Garfield parodies have escaped into real life.

You have been watching the wrong parodies.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-ooCnZviZ8

genetic_knockout
May 8, 2007

Who's a good boy
"Man sent to prison for cutting off woman's finger to honour Insane Clown Posse fan"

https://www.ctvnews.ca/entertainment/man-sent-to-prison-for-cutting-off-woman-s-finger-to-honour-insane-clown-posse-fan-1.3301046

Scaly Haylie
Dec 25, 2004


What makes this weird as opposed to just depressing?

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Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Lizard Wizard posted:

What makes this weird as opposed to just depressing?

The second hashtag.

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