|
Absurd Alhazred posted:Almost since the day the first Dutch sailors glimpsed what F. Scott Fitzgerald famously described as "a fresh, green breast of the new world," New Yorkers have realized that the state in many ways actually has, well, two breasts: upstate and downstate. And for centuries, great thinkers have been contemplating its cleavage. Oh wow, that's a real actual artiste writing that right there.
|
![]() |
|
![]()
|
# ? Jun 10, 2024 21:32 |
|
![]()
|
![]() |
|
![]() All the flooding has everyone a little worked up.
|
![]() |
|
bitterandtwisted posted:Stiffest upper lip in Central Hampshire. Commander Vimes is real and he's in Central Hampshire.
|
![]() |
|
Police warning: Don't open doors to 'any unfamiliar cattle' http://www.wcvb.com/article/police-...rending+Content
|
![]() |
Lime Tonics posted:Police warning: Don't open doors to 'any unfamiliar cattle' Those are definitely not "suspicious males".
|
|
![]() |
|
![]()
|
![]() |
|
Massive spider claims six seats for itself on busy Melbourne train. http://www.smh.com.au/victoria/massive-spider-claims-six-seats-for-itself-on-busy-melbourne-train-20170209-gu9sgc
|
![]() |
|
Police bust down Stormzy's door after receiving reports he was burgling his own home.
|
![]() |
|
chitoryu12 posted:Those are definitely not "suspicious males". Bulls in drag are ultra-suspicious. Nice tuck game, though.
|
![]() |
|
Goalkeeper under investigation for eating pie.
|
![]() |
|
No idea about the backstory but saw this gem on my news feed: Wayne Shaw resigns from Sutton United following pie incident: Reserve goalkeeper admitted he knew that a betting company was offering odds on him eating a pie http://www.irishtimes.com/sport/soccer/english-soccer/wayne-shaw-resigns-from-sutton-united-following-pie-incident-1.2983419 Edit: /\ /\ /\ dammit genetic_knockout has a new favorite as of 18:26 on Feb 21, 2017 |
![]() |
|
Portal will clear longstanding D.C. traffic snarl. I was extremely disappointed to learn no Apperture Science technology was used.
|
![]() |
|
Intoluene posted:Massive spider claims six seats for itself on busy Melbourne train. So, they flood the car with acid to get rid of it? Or do they just burn it down to the tracks and write off the loss.
|
![]() |
|
flosofl posted:So, they flood the car with acid to get rid of it? Or do they just burn it down to the tracks and write off the loss. If there actually is a spider in that picture that literally doesn't have a spider in it then people seem content just lightly ignoring it Which makes me doubt there is cause if a huge spider was near me in an enclosed space I'm at least gonna keep an eye on the thing
|
![]() |
|
Aesop Poprock posted:If there actually is a spider in that picture that literally doesn't have a spider in it then people seem content just lightly ignoring it It's Australia, though, so I think enormous spiders are just a part of everyday life over there.
|
![]() |
|
Aesop Poprock posted:If there actually is a spider in that picture that literally doesn't have a spider in it then people seem content just lightly ignoring it The article said the spider was roosting on the seats you can't see as the backs were in the way. Apparently the guy with the camera was reticent about looming over it to take a pic. But I'm with you. They seem remarkably blasé about "GIANT SPIDER NEARBY"
|
![]() |
|
SpacePig posted:It's Australia, though, so I think enormous spiders are just a part of everyday life over there. Australian: a spider. Oh well. *maintains respectful out-of-leaping-range distance*
|
![]() |
|
Intoluene posted:Massive spider claims six seats for itself on busy Melbourne train. Photo caption posted:A big spider demands at least six seats of legroom. You cannot see the spider in the photo. Photo caption posted:Touching on: Not the commuting spider in question, but possibly a relative.
|
![]() |
|
you fat bastard you fat bastard
|
![]() |
|
SpacePig posted:It's Australia, though, so I think enormous spiders are just a part of everyday life over there. Yep. If we burnt down everything that had a spider in/on/under/near it, there'd be nothing left but flames and spiders (and sharks).
|
![]() |
|
Flames and spiders sounds like literally my hell
|
![]() |
|
Istari posted:Yep. If we burnt down everything that had a spider in/on/under/near it, there'd be nothing left but flames and spiders (and sharks). How is that different from Australia now?
|
![]() |
|
Sunswipe posted:How is that different from Australia now? There's Kangaroos now
|
![]() |
|
Sunswipe posted:How is that different from Australia now? Deadly snakes.
|
![]() |
|
Gloryhold It! posted:There's Kangaroos now As well as football, meat pies and Holden cars. Honestly though we would miss the sheds and beer too.
|
![]() |
|
![]()
|
![]() |
|
Man won't stop eating photographs of Jason Segal until Jason Segal eats a photograph of him.
|
![]() |
|
Men can eat their wives if severely hungry, says top Saudi Sheikh's fatwa http://indiatoday.intoday.in/story/men-can-eat-their-wives-if-severely-hungry-says-top-saudi-sheikhs-fatwa/1/509944.html
|
![]() |
|
https://twitter.com/dgazette/status/835538327407321089 Copy in case they delete it: http://i.imgur.com/r0MhJIA.png
|
![]() |
|
? Why would they delete it?
|
![]() |
|
Strudel Man posted:? Why would they delete it? If Podesta asks them to, duh
|
![]() |
|
![]()
|
![]() |
|
I thought vertically oriented videos were bad. How'd you manage this one, pops?
|
![]() |
|
Those boring youtube Garfield parodies have escaped into real life.
|
![]() |
|
Screaming Idiot posted:boring youtube Garfield parodies fight me irl
|
![]() |
|
Screaming Idiot posted:Those boring youtube Garfield parodies have escaped into real life. You have been watching the wrong parodies. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-ooCnZviZ8
|
![]() |
|
"Man sent to prison for cutting off woman's finger to honour Insane Clown Posse fan" https://www.ctvnews.ca/entertainment/man-sent-to-prison-for-cutting-off-woman-s-finger-to-honour-insane-clown-posse-fan-1.3301046
|
![]() |
|
Absurd Alhazred posted:https://twitter.com/dgazette/status/835538327407321089 What makes this weird as opposed to just depressing?
|
![]() |
|
![]()
|
# ? Jun 10, 2024 21:32 |
|
Lizard Wizard posted:What makes this weird as opposed to just depressing? The second hashtag.
|
![]() |