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Jihad Me At Hello
Apr 23, 2002

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe
Can you request stuff? Like hat turtle on a condom?

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A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating
Speakin of turtles I got this fabrege turtle for $0.99. Fuckin blinged out.



Not a bad "pin for party" if you ask me..

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


http://s.aliexpress.com/IZnqyeam
I can't figure out if this is a decal or cloth poster but I'm fine with both.

^^^^ maaan, AE is the best for accessorising like a boss and paying like a pauper.

By popular demand fucked around with this message at 15:31 on Feb 19, 2017

A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating

Horrible Lurkbeast posted:

http://s.aliexpress.com/IZnqyeam
I can't figure out if this is a decal or cloth poster but I'm fine with both.

Wall poster...there's 4 different sizes too.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:

it's kinda weird to think there's a good chance that the people making and selling this have no idea what the image is supposed to be



https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Lego-Tanks-Cool-Custom-MousePad-for-Size-18-22cm-and-25-29cm-Support-for-Desktop-PC/32724394447.html
Doesn't look like anything to me.

caedwalla
Nov 1, 2007

the eye has it
Are you a Metallica fan? Do you hate rain? Do you sincerely believe you have the soul of a housecat trapped in the body of a human? If you answered yes to these three questions, AliExpress has just the product for you.

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/New...5e507ec80&tpp=1

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!



So no chance for peace, huh.

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
Really? It's not Metallicat? For shame

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
Meowtallica

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012
Metcalico

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
Metallica but instead of people they're cat people

The Fuzzy Hulk
Nov 22, 2007

ASK ME ABOUT CROSSING THE STREAMS


Enter Catman.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
The cat that should not be.

I do hope somebody gets the Ride the Lightning one and is then struck by one during a storm.

That70sHeidi
Aug 16, 2009

Candlelight Virgil posted:

Wall poster...there's 4 different sizes too.

Yes, but it's printed on canvas, per the dtails:

Calligraphy and painting type: Canvas Painting
Frame mode: Unframed
Material: Fabric Cloth
Frame: No
Medium: Acrylic
Support Base: Canvas
Form: Flat


You know those super xpnsive giiiiant stuffd bears? You can buy just the skin for $40! What a steal
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/200cm-Big-Size-USA-Teddy-Bear-Large-Bearskin-Costco-Bear/32622510995.html

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

That70sHeidi posted:



You know those super xpnsive giiiiant stuffd bears? You can buy just the skin for $40! What a steal
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/200cm-Big-Size-USA-Teddy-Bear-Large-Bearskin-Costco-Bear/32622510995.html

Didn't even know I needed this until now. It even has a 4.5 FeedBacks!

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012
Out of curiosity, has anyone ordered any nail polish that they'd recommend off Ali, preferably duochrome/"galaxy" or any sort of funky coloring you wouldn't see in a normal paint jar?

I had this thought because I'm currently thinning some nice polishes for crazy space color schemes for some models. Preferably they'd be lacquer based instead of lead or cancer-based (in any case I'm thinning with solvents capable of eating skin, so I guess it doesn't really matter beyond X-Y number of hours/days the room will need to be quarantined afterwards).

Wifi Toilet
Oct 1, 2004

Toilet Rascal

That70sHeidi posted:


You know those super xpnsive giiiiant stuffd bears? You can buy just the skin for $40! What a steal
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/200cm-Big-Size-USA-Teddy-Bear-Large-Bearskin-Costco-Bear/32622510995.html

Nightmare fuel.

A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating
:psyberger: :psyberger:

cyberia
Jun 24, 2011

Do not call me that!
Snuffles was my slave name.
You shall now call me Snowball; because my fur is pretty and white.

Neurolimal posted:

Out of curiosity, has anyone ordered any nail polish that they'd recommend off Ali, preferably duochrome/"galaxy" or any sort of funky coloring you wouldn't see in a normal paint jar?

I had this thought because I'm currently thinning some nice polishes for crazy space color schemes for some models. Preferably they'd be lacquer based instead of lead or cancer-based (in any case I'm thinning with solvents capable of eating skin, so I guess it doesn't really matter beyond X-Y number of hours/days the room will need to be quarantined afterwards).

Bornpretty.com is your best source for that sort of stuff. Everything I've bought from them has been good quality and looks great.

Squish
Nov 22, 2007

Unrelenting.
Lipstick Apathy

How can you post that and not the link to buy it?

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

oh no a shop I bought form is spamming me with manufacturing offers :cry:

value-brand cereal
May 2, 2008

Synthbuttrange posted:

oh no a shop I bought form is spamming me with manufacturing offers :cry:

I smell a potential goon project. What kinds of offers?

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Hello, this is Fanny from Shenzhen Balance company, an export-oriented enterprise with our own factory of smart pet feeder, Smart Collar, self balance scooter, 3D printer and drone, etc.
So we can provide you with high quality items and very competitive price.
And in order to cooperate better, please add my skype fanny.szbalancescooter

ANUSTART
Jun 26, 2013


ur jiri3-pax(PAD)-ra2 al-tukur2?-re
gu-du-ni an-na-ab-be2
a-ra-/ab-gig-ga\-[(X)]-e-ce


- Wisdom of the ages.
You need these boots. You just didnt know it until now.

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012

cyberia posted:

Bornpretty.com is your best source for that sort of stuff. Everything I've bought from them has been good quality and looks great.

Thanks! Not only are the chameleon polishes really cool looking, they also sell mixing steel balls, which are super useful for all the paint experiments I'm doing.

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
I have mixing balls of steel

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012

unpacked robinhood posted:

I have mixing balls of steel

Thats good, if you had mixing balls of iron they'd probably get all rusty and ruin the paint

and nobody likes rusty balls

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

ANUSTART posted:

You need these boots. You just didnt know it until now.

oh my god

That70sHeidi
Aug 16, 2009
Today's special discounts include

a weird bag that som popl might think is fantastic, 50% off
https://www.aliexpress.com/store/pr..._631713933.html

some supr cool mtal architectural puzzls also 50% off (pick, maybe your pet hermit would lik one?)
https://www.aliexpress.com/store/pr...2736391374.html

and som dirt cheap pretty paper hot air balloon decorations for a kids room or whatvr
https://www.aliexpress.com/store/pr...2689789547.html


how do I stop them from recommending m fake black girl hair?

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
You can't, AliExpress buyers in the English-speaking world are disproportionately members of the global hair market. That is not a joke.

A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating
I'm just going to order 1 thing a day.

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

Candlelight Virgil posted:

I'm just going to order 1 thing a day.

Please find a dumb concept around this and pretend to do an art on consumerism

Ceive
Dec 19, 2006

thank pizza skeltal

If you search "brick" you can find all sorts of cheap rear end Lego men. My favorites so far...


Pissed off Superman with a laser pistol. For when you need to shoot someone with lasers, but can't bear to look at them. :haw:


Effeminate Han Solo.


And every child's favorite, thin lips Jared Leto.

Ceive fucked around with this message at 10:41 on Feb 21, 2017

Trashman
Sep 11, 2000

You trash eating stink bag!
Fun Shoe
This threads great, found a few good deals.

GoPro camera filters for underwater colour correction
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/32762186508/32762186508.html

Floating GoPro handle (easily three or four times the price in a store)
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/32724469326/32724469326.html

Couple other things I thought might be good buys, anyone bought binoculars or telescope or a quadcopter?

This one doesn't look too bad
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/32761272001/32761272001.html

T.C.
Feb 10, 2004

Believe.

I will!

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

I read Poorly Made in China and it actually made me feel physically ill, also the author went semi insane and stopped using soap based on his experiences lol

bar88537
Nov 8, 2004

That's great, but they don't sell it here.
https://www.aliexpress.com/wholesale?catId=0&initiative_id=SB_20170221054921&SearchText=Poorly+Made+in+China
:shrug:

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

otoh you can buy low grade poor indian hair

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
hell yeah

I'm totally buying this. Normally I wear L size shirts, what the hell is that in aliexpress size?

twoday fucked around with this message at 16:39 on Feb 21, 2017

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Hug in a Can
Aug 1, 2010

NICE FLAMINGO
kind heart
fierce mind
brave spirit

:h: be good and try hard! :h:

twoday posted:

hell yeah

I'm totally buying this. Normally I wear L size shirts, what the hell is that in aliexpress size?

That shirt is baller af :cool: I'd wear one if I felt like I could get away with it - my biz cas life means I'm buying this one instead!
That said, I'm kind of tempted to order this one for my weekends...
/
I could make it work! I have plain black and pink skirts that would suit this! I... I just want to look like a pastel goth tumblr vomited on me sometimes... :cry:

Anyway, I usually go two sizes up. The sizes on this shirt are apparently men's sizes, and I don't know your build or your gender, so take that into account when you're buying it (men's shirts tend to run larger everywhere except the bust). These shirts are usually almost 100% polyester, so they don't stretch or breathe too much - err on the side of "1 size too large" rather than "1 size too small".

Here's a site on sizing, maybe it will help you! :)

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