|
Lurdiak posted:If Punisher can spend his downtime baiting and killing pedos on the internet, there's no way freaking Sin-eater or something isn't googling himself nonstop and making a "to-murder" list. You'd piss off Carnage, who canonically has the ability to kill people over the Internet.
|
#
?
Feb 20, 2017 20:35
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 9, 2024 21:08 |
|
|
I can only dream of going out like that.
|
|
|
#
?
Feb 20, 2017 20:36
|
|
|
I would just find somewhere to sell information and sell a few "no one else knows secrets" for some cash then go live in the woods nd hope it'll be a while before someone tracks me down.
|
|
#
?
Feb 20, 2017 20:45
|
|
Happy Noodle Boy posted:I would just find somewhere to sell information and sell a few "no one else knows secrets" for some cash then go live in the woods nd hope it'll be a while before someone tracks me down. Eaten by a Wendigo while smoking celebratory cigar.
|
|
|
#
?
Feb 20, 2017 20:48
|
|
|
WickedHate posted:You'd be safe as long as you stayed generally polite and didn't bump into some quiet loner then go "hey buddy, you got a problem or something?". According to Gwenpool even if you don't have powers as long as you buy a costume you're safe
|
|
#
?
Feb 20, 2017 20:57
|
|
site posted:According to Gwenpool even if you don't have powers as long as you buy a costume you're safe Tell that to the first 17 Machetes, and 3/4 of underage X-men recruits. 
Lurdiak fucked around with this message at 21:05 on Feb 20, 2017 |
|
|
#
?
Feb 20, 2017 21:02
|
|
|
Surge is my X-Men waifu and I have a baller pitch for a solo series if anyone here is a Marvel rep.
|
|
#
?
Feb 20, 2017 21:07
|
|
|
I'd be the guy who interrupts a 1980s Spider-Man story three times an issue for a single page of a seemingly unrelated and rather boring interlude, all building to something down the road that gets abandoned because they hired a new writer who wasn't interested in the previous guy's pet character.
|
|
#
?
Feb 20, 2017 22:16
|
|
|
I think the last time she showed up she was being used as a bomb by mutant extremists, back in... the San Fransisco days, I wanna say? But they saved her, so at least there's that. Anyway, have a funny. 
|
|
#
?
Feb 20, 2017 22:19
|
|
|
KaosMachina posted:I think the last time she showed up she was being used as a bomb by mutant extremists, back in... the San Fransisco days, I wanna say? But they saved her, so at least there's that. Are they doing an ambush bug series again? I like the mad man.
|
|
#
?
Feb 20, 2017 22:45
|
|
|
I'm posting something from the last The Flintstones because I'm pretty sure the script for this page comes from an actual leaked White House recording:
|
|
#
?
Feb 20, 2017 22:47
|
|
|
If it was a white house recording then Clod would have already demolished the hospital and put Grog in charge of making sure it never got rebuilt.
|
|
#
?
Feb 20, 2017 23:39
|
|
|
You go to war with the dinosaurs you have, not the dinosaurs you want.
|
|
#
?
Feb 20, 2017 23:44
|
|
|
It's a really slow burn, but every time I see a page from that book I start to like it more and more. By this time next year I might actually buy an issue.
|
|
#
?
Feb 21, 2017 00:29
|
|
|
Not gonna lie, those dinosaurs playing checkers with their teeth because they can't reach the board with their hands made me smile.
|
|
#
?
Feb 21, 2017 05:29
|
|
|
Lurdiak posted:Tell that to the first 17 Machetes, and 3/4 of underage X-men recruits. That may be, but wearing a costume definitely gives you a chance of living that your Average Joe simply doesn't get in a comic. Even if you say "Well I'd just move out of NYC since that's where the bad things happen", then you're rolling the dice and hoping your new town doesn't end up completely annihilated as part of some event.
|
|
#
?
Feb 21, 2017 06:02
|
|
|
|
|
#
?
Feb 21, 2017 06:10
|
|
|
I'm sure that's probably just a Silver Age fake-out cover but just looking at it I am amazed that Grant Morrison never brought this guy back during his Batman run.
|
|
#
?
Feb 21, 2017 06:51
|
|
|
I wanna know more about them corpses
|
|
#
?
Feb 21, 2017 07:02
|
|
|
TwoPair posted:I'm sure that's probably just a Silver Age fake-out cover but just looking at it I am amazed that Grant Morrison never brought this guy back during his Batman run. I was reading through an old collection and got to an issue where the villain was a caveman trapped in a block of ice, who could magically fly around and somehow move his body and bonk people with a club while still encased. I looked it up and he was used exactly once 
|
|
#
?
Feb 21, 2017 07:08
|
|
|
I feel like Batman comics always perfectly encapsulate the era they're printed in. Wasn't their a study done years ago that show he's the single most prolific comic character by a wide margin?
|
|
#
?
Feb 21, 2017 07:09
|
|
|
TwoPair posted:I'm sure that's probably just a Silver Age fake-out cover but just looking at it I am amazed that Grant Morrison never brought this guy back during his Batman run. I am 99% sure he makes an appearance, but it's nonspeaking.
|
|
#
?
Feb 21, 2017 07:10
|
|
|
I'm surprised that what I assumed was a joke villain made up for Bizarro Comics was actually a real one-off character. The backstory and premise just seemed so goofy...
|
|
#
?
Feb 21, 2017 07:27
|
|
|
I have this issue. I love this issue. He went to college with Bruce Wayne and recognizes him by his cologne. I forget the bullshit they used to outsmart him, but he had a cool concept of being the crime eraser; where he'd "erase" the evidence at a crime scene. Really can't believe he hasn't been used in the last twenty years. He's at the top of my list after Batmanga and Morrison used Death Man.
|
|
#
?
Feb 21, 2017 07:47
|
|
|
He's used all the time he just erases the evidence of it.
|
|
#
?
Feb 21, 2017 07:54
|
|
|
I think one of the Lego Batman Movie blind bag figures are of this guy. I don't know how accurate the blind bag bump codes are this series or else I'd probably be trying to get one of him because he struck me as sort of a fun odd Lego minifig design.
|
|
#
?
Feb 21, 2017 08:01
|
|
|
|
|
#
?
Feb 21, 2017 09:46
|
|
|
It's Batman #372, and he's using the term in its original meaning to refer to an object to which supernatural power is ascribed.
|
|
#
?
Feb 21, 2017 09:57
|
|
|
I'm still gonna laugh at it.
|
|
#
?
Feb 21, 2017 10:58
|
|
|
Wheat Loaf posted:Didn't he fuse with Bastion at one point? Master Mold merged with Nimrod. The X-Men kept trashing the thing, but it kept reforming it - so they forced it through the Siege Perilous.  When it came out, it re-emerged as Bastion.
|
|
#
?
Feb 21, 2017 14:56
|
|
|
Red posted:Master Mold merged with Nimrod. The X-Men kept trashing the thing, but it kept reforming it - so they forced it through the Siege Perilous. That's some sweet letter-drawing in those speech bubbles. 
|
|
#
?
Feb 21, 2017 15:12
|
|
|
prefect posted:That's some sweet letter-drawing in those speech bubbles. Almost makes up for Dazzler's derpy eyes in the last panel.
|
|
#
?
Feb 21, 2017 15:48
|
|
|
"Holy hotdogs, Batman! A lady... with a penis?!"
|
|
#
?
Feb 21, 2017 16:08
|
|
|
Red posted:Master Mold merged with Nimrod. The X-Men kept trashing the thing, but it kept reforming it - so they forced it through the Siege Perilous. Two rear end shots within three panels. Comics were certainly more efficient with space in those days.
|
|
#
?
Feb 21, 2017 16:53
|
|
|
Wow, I didn't know Rogue was actually wearing Ms Marvel's costume.
|
|
#
?
Feb 21, 2017 16:57
|
|
|
Armored Psylocke best Psylocke.
|
|
#
?
Feb 21, 2017 17:01
|
|
|
Soonmot posted:Wow, I didn't know Rogue was actually wearing Ms Marvel's costume. That is when carol took over Rogue
|
|
#
?
Feb 21, 2017 18:20
|
|
|
Red posted:Master Mold merged with Nimrod. The X-Men kept trashing the thing, but it kept reforming it - so they forced it through the Siege Perilous. In an industry full of fabulous hair and huge bandoliers, you know Longshot has it made when it's still distinct enough to recognize him with those alone. ...I'm hoping that actually is Longshot, it's been ages since I've read that 
|
|
#
?
Feb 21, 2017 18:44
|
|
|
Section Z posted:In an industry full of fabulous hair and huge bandoliers, you know Longshot has it made when it's still distinct enough to recognize him with those alone. I thought it was Dazzler.
|
|
#
?
Feb 21, 2017 18:48
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 9, 2024 21:08 |
|
|
WickedHate posted:I thought it was Dazzler. I thought it was Dazzler wearing some of Longshot's clothes.
|
|
#
?
Feb 21, 2017 18:50
|
|