Fleta Mcgurn posted:

I've heard of pineapple on pizza, but PIZZA on a PINEAPPLE?!

Samizdata posted:

Pizza in the morning,

Pizza in the evenin',
Pizza at suppertime!
When pizza's on a pineapple,
You can eat pizza anytime!

Flipperwaldt posted:

No formal guidelines. Pizza ethics, maybe.

HappyKitty posted:

Toast is just air pizza

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

I like to imagine this commercial ends with the person chewing through the side of the pineapple without peeling it and crying as the pineapple juices stain their lacerated lips. The whole thing just ends in a smear of blood, sauce, and pineapple juice.

Samizdata posted:

Not good without a limp slice of pepperoni slowly sliding off their bleeding frown.

ANNNNNNND CUT!

The Saddest Rhino posted:

tuna mayo on canned peaches?

mustard wrapped in deli ham covered in thin omelette and mayo + parsley?

a literal bowl of dog food?

SpaceGoatFarts posted:

"Prepared American"

Ramos posted:

The American in me needs to know exactly what this means.

Ramos posted:

The American in me needs to know exactly what this means.

SpaceGoatFarts posted:

basically raw meat and mayo. In our collective imaginary Americans are beefy and/or fat, hence the name


also we have the "Strong American" sauce to further feed this stereotype

SpaceGoatFarts posted:

basically raw meat and mayo. In our collective imaginary Americans are beefy and/or fat, hence the name


also we have the "Strong American" sauce to further feed this stereotype

MissEchelon posted:

yes i want to know more

SpaceGoatFarts posted:

basically raw meat and mayo. In our collective imaginary Americans are beefy and/or fat, hence the name


also we have the "Strong American" sauce to further feed this stereotype

SpaceGoatFarts posted:

Dabir posted:

did someone say traditional foods



This is skerpikjųt, a traditional meal of the Faroe Islands. Basically it's a leg of lamb that's been hung in a barn for about nine months to gently rot dry in the wind.

It tastes awful.

Dabir posted:

did someone say traditional foods



This is skerpikjųt, a traditional meal of the Faroe Islands. Basically it's a leg of lamb that's been hung in a barn for about nine months to gently rot dry in the wind.

It tastes awful.

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

what is the blue sausage?

BigglesSWE posted:

I like to imagine a "emperor's new clothes" scenario where you make a truly awful dish but then just label it as traditional and every foodhistorian will love it.

CommonShore posted:

Cabbage/Kale sausage.

axolotl farmer posted:

Garrand posted:

Goldfish smothered in thousand island dressing and eaten with a spoon like a bowl of cereal.

axolotl farmer posted:

Sociopastry posted:

do... do you eat the pencil?

SpaceGoatFarts posted:

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

And when in beautiful Busan, stop in for a sandwich at Gimhae Airport!



(friend's pic)

SpaceGoatFarts posted:

basically raw meat and mayo. In our collective imaginary Americans are beefy and/or fat, hence the name


also we have the "Strong American" sauce to further feed this stereotype

quote:

The president of Iceland, Gušni Th. Jóhannesson, threw a political bombshell into one of the national conversation today when he took sides in one of the more contentious debates of our times: The "pineapple as a pizza topping" debate.

The local news site Vķsir reports that at the end of his visit Gušni took questions from students. Gušni answered questions about various personal things, including which team he rooted for in the English premiere league (which turned out to be Manchester United). He was then asked about his opinion about pineapples as a pizza topping. Gušni answered that he was fundamentally opposed to putting pineapple on top of a pizza.
Then he went one step further, announcing that he would pass a ban on pineapple as a pizza topping if he had the power to pass laws on his own.

quote:

The President of Iceland, Gušni Th. Jóhannesson, has responded to the controversy over his "I would ban pineapple-pizza if I had the power to set laws" with a second public announcement. And like all great leaders who are unafraid of controversy, his latest salvo was released on social media.

In a post on the Facebook page of the office of the President Gušni Th. delivered what he calls "A statement on the pizza-controversy "
The post, which is written in both Icelandic and English, reflecting the fact that this mini-controversy has caught the attention of the outside world, explains that Gušni does not have the power to dictate people's pizza toppings. "Presidents should not have unlimited power," Gušni adds. Instead he encourages people to put fish on their pizza!
"I like pineapples, just not on pizza. I do not have the power to make laws which forbid people to put pineapples on their pizza. I am glad that I do not hold such power. Presidents should not have unlimited power. I would not want to hold this position if I could pass laws forbidding that which I don“t like. I would not want to live in such a country."