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Proust Malone: Apr 4, 2008

triple sulk posted:

does wendy's chili still own because i haven't had it in forever

Wendy's was the only place we'd go when I was a kid and we were broke. Mom would order a baked potato and then fill Tupperware in her purse with the stuff from he baked potato bar.

We kids would split a fries and a frosty.

As a result I still can't bring myself to go into a Wendy's.

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# ? May 10, 2024 22:41

Addamere: Jan 3, 2010; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Feminasty Slut posted:

wendy's baked potato and maybe a chili is my I'm not a complete fast food choice.

im a complete :goonsay:

so i have a deluxe cheeseburger, SMALL fries and SMALL chocolate frosty

# ? Feb 21, 2017 18:07

Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

Serf posted:

bring back the ccc and the wpa

the soviet union and the womens professional golf association?????????

# ? Feb 21, 2017 18:07

old beast lunatic: Nov 3, 2004; by Hand Knit

Addamere posted:

im a complete so i have a deluxe cheeseburger, SMALL fries and SMALL chocolate frosty

oh yeah me too the baked potato is for when I'm kidding myself.

# ? Feb 21, 2017 18:08

Inkel: Feb 19, 2004; College Slice

zegermans posted:

My wife and I cleaned up our basement in anticipation of our baby to give the cats more territory - our former outdoorsy cat figured out a way to sit on the HVAC venting in the basement rafters for warmth. She's a smart kitty.

tortoiseshell cats are so adorable. i have a stray that i've been feeding for over a year but she's so timid and scared that if she comes into the house and you shut the door behind her, she freaks out and runs headfirst into the glass sliding door

# ? Feb 21, 2017 18:08

tacodaemon: Nov 27, 2006

they put decent salad greens on the wendys grilled chicken sandwich now instead of lovely iceberg lettuce, but it is only for that sandwich

# ? Feb 21, 2017 18:08

FCKGW: May 21, 2006

triple sulk posted:

does wendy's chili still own because i haven't had it in forever

oh poo poo I forgot about this story

SAN JOSE, Calif. (AP) � For eight weeks, it was a question that bemused the public and perplexed investigators: Who on earth was the rightful owner of a finger that a woman claimed she found in her steaming bowl of Wendy's chili?
A dead aunt of Anna Ayala, the Las Vegas woman who made the claim? A mysterious Mexican on her in-laws' ranch south of the border? A rural Nevada woman who got too friendly with a pet leopard?

On Friday, San Jose police said they finally had their answer: The finger came from a Nevada man who lost it in an industrial accident and gave it to the husband of Ayala, who allegedly planted it in her fast-food meal in a scam to get money.

"The jig is up," Police Chief Rob Davis said during a news conference. "The puzzle pieces are beginning to fall into place, and the truth is being exposed."

Davis said a tip was called in to a hot line established by the Ohio-based fast-food chain, and police found the man in Nevada this week. He said scientific tests confirmed the finger was his.

# ? Feb 21, 2017 18:08

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

prefect posted:

I haven't had it in years, but it was great then. I remember somebody trying to make me feel bad by pointing out they used old burgers to make the chili with, but that's part of the point, dummies.

it's less wasteful so i'm in favor of it

# ? Feb 21, 2017 18:08

Coolguye: Jul 6, 2011; Required by his programming!

Elephanthead posted:

Night crew left day crew a mess. It is going to take a ton of milk to get to page 69 I tell you what.

my friend i have quite the milk to sell you

it is CAMEL MILK

approximately 50x more rare and therefore 50x more betterer than your normal milk

# ? Feb 21, 2017 18:08

Serf: May 5, 2011

Squizzle posted:

the soviet union and the womens professional golf association?????????

unironically yes to these as well

# ? Feb 21, 2017 18:08

mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

prefect posted:

Milk is only to be consumed as part of ice cream or pudding.

a milk and pudding parfait

# ? Feb 21, 2017 18:08

Addamere: Jan 3, 2010; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Gringostar posted:

fake news

day crew has always been a mess

let us dispel with the fiction that day cew has ever not been a waste

# ? Feb 21, 2017 18:08

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

FCKGW posted:

oh poo poo I forgot about this story

SAN JOSE, Calif. (AP) � For eight weeks, it was a question that bemused the public and perplexed investigators: Who on earth was the rightful owner of a finger that a woman claimed she found in her steaming bowl of Wendy's chili?
A dead aunt of Anna Ayala, the Las Vegas woman who made the claim? A mysterious Mexican on her in-laws' ranch south of the border? A rural Nevada woman who got too friendly with a pet leopard?

On Friday, San Jose police said they finally had their answer: The finger came from a Nevada man who lost it in an industrial accident and gave it to the husband of Ayala, who allegedly planted it in her fast-food meal in a scam to get money.

"The jig is up," Police Chief Rob Davis said during a news conference. "The puzzle pieces are beginning to fall into place, and the truth is being exposed."

Davis said a tip was called in to a hot line established by the Ohio-based fast-food chain, and police found the man in Nevada this week. He said scientific tests confirmed the finger was his.

lmao

# ? Feb 21, 2017 18:09

Al!: Apr 2, 2010

Addamere posted:

im a complete so i have a deluxe cheeseburger, SMALL fries and SMALL chocolate frosty

im a complete :goonsay:

so i just order whatever and try not to get fat

# ? Feb 21, 2017 18:09

white sauce: Apr 29, 2012; by R. Guyovich

Inkel posted:

tortoiseshell cats are so adorable. i have a stray that i've been feeding for over a year but she's so timid and scared that if she comes into the house and you shut the door behind her, she freaks out and runs headfirst into the glass sliding door

Tortoiseshell cats and black cats are the loving best cats.

I love torties when they have half yellow and half black faces :3:

# ? Feb 21, 2017 18:09

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud: Apr 7, 2003

prefect posted:

Dipping fries into your chili is even better.

Put your dick in the chili.

# ? Feb 21, 2017 18:09

Gringostar: Nov 12, 2016; Morbid Hound

Coolguye posted:

my friend i have quite the milk to sell you

it is CAMEL MILK

approximately 50x more rare and therefore 50x more betterer than your normal milk

in extremely day crew voice "i'll buy that for $50"

# ? Feb 21, 2017 18:09

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

i don't really eat fast food it makes me feel like poo poo.

# ? Feb 21, 2017 18:09

Addamere: Jan 3, 2010; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Feminasty Slut posted:

oh yeah me too the baked potato is for when I'm kidding myself.

for me thats going to the local grilled subs place and getting some cold vegetables with my sandwich and fries

# ? Feb 21, 2017 18:10

Zerg Mans: Oct 19, 2006

tacodaemon posted:

they put decent salad greens on the wendys grilled chicken sandwich now instead of lovely iceberg lettuce, but it is only for that sandwich

I like the Wendy's grilled chicken because they use a honey mustard type sauce on it. Most other grilled chicken options throw out any cut calories immediately by slathering it in mayo.

Wendy's grilled chicken + apple slices combo is only like 400 calories and very filling.

source: I live off of 1600 calories a day worth of fast food

# ? Feb 21, 2017 18:10

Serf: May 5, 2011

i just eat whatever's cheapest bc i'm poor and make bad life choices

# ? Feb 21, 2017 18:11

Addamere: Jan 3, 2010; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Schnorkles posted:

i don't really eat fast food it makes me feel like poo poo.

well if you just stop being an otherwise healthy person and also destroy your palate,

fast food will be fine

# ? Feb 21, 2017 18:11

Kurtofan: Feb 16, 2011; hon hon hon

FCKGW posted:

oh poo poo I forgot about this story

SAN JOSE, Calif. (AP) � For eight weeks, it was a question that bemused the public and perplexed investigators: Who on earth was the rightful owner of a finger that a woman claimed she found in her steaming bowl of Wendy's chili?
A dead aunt of Anna Ayala, the Las Vegas woman who made the claim? A mysterious Mexican on her in-laws' ranch south of the border? A rural Nevada woman who got too friendly with a pet leopard?

On Friday, San Jose police said they finally had their answer: The finger came from a Nevada man who lost it in an industrial accident and gave it to the husband of Ayala, who allegedly planted it in her fast-food meal in a scam to get money.

"The jig is up," Police Chief Rob Davis said during a news conference. "The puzzle pieces are beginning to fall into place, and the truth is being exposed."

Davis said a tip was called in to a hot line established by the Ohio-based fast-food chain, and police found the man in Nevada this week. He said scientific tests confirmed the finger was his.

a chiling tale

# ? Feb 21, 2017 18:11

old beast lunatic: Nov 3, 2004; by Hand Knit

I have enjoyed the pet posts. Here's two of mine. I annoy them with hugs when the nazis get me down.

# ? Feb 21, 2017 18:12

Al!: Apr 2, 2010

Schnorkles posted:

i don't really eat fast food it makes me feel like poo poo.

i had a job where i was too depressed to make my own lunch and the only thing i could afford in the area was fast food and it made me even more depressed and i gained like 15 pounds

but god drat, i still love me a Quesorito

# ? Feb 21, 2017 18:12

Zerg Mans: Oct 19, 2006

Tight Booty Shorts posted:

Tortoiseshell cats and black cats are the loving best cats.

I love torties when they have half yellow and half black faces

# ? Feb 21, 2017 18:12

punchymcpunch: Oct 14, 2012

fast food tastes good

# ? Feb 21, 2017 18:12

Addamere: Jan 3, 2010; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

zegermans posted:

I like the Wendy's grilled chicken because they use a honey mustard type sauce on it. Most other grilled chicken options throw out any cut calories immediately by slathering it in mayo.

Wendy's grilled chicken + apple slices combo is only like 400 calories and very filling.

source: I live off of 1600 calories a day worth of fast food

did you know a crunch wrap from taco bell is only like 530 calories ???

Addamere fucked around with this message at 18:14 on Feb 21, 2017

# ? Feb 21, 2017 18:12

Serf: May 5, 2011

Al! posted:

i had a job where i was too depressed to make my own lunch and the only thing i could afford in the area was fast food and it made me even more depressed and i gained like 15 pounds

but god drat, i still love me a Quesorito

the system is working correctly

# ? Feb 21, 2017 18:12

Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

FCKGW posted:

A dead aunt of Anna Ayala, the Las Vegas woman who made the claim? A mysterious Mexican on her in-laws' ranch south of the border? A rural Nevada woman who got too friendly with a pet leopard?

# ? Feb 21, 2017 18:12