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Fidel Castronaut
Dec 25, 2004

Houston, we're Havana problem.
Sorry, there would be one copy of handmaid's tale.

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Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Squizzle posted:

if cspam had a library itd have like 30 dogeared copies of dune, four copues of god-emperor of dune,a copy of dune messiah, and a post it w "gently caress brian herbet" writtrn on it

nite crews only books on it's shelf is the necronomicon and bartender's bible

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Fidel Castronaut posted:

Philip k dick and Asimov and zero female writers or writers of color.

Now that the Nazis are in charge of the government, Asimov counts as a POC.

knobgobblin
Oct 28, 2010

got a bone to pick
accelerate to.69!!

Sexual Lorax
Mar 17, 2004

HERE'S TO FUCKING


Fun Shoe
i just saw an ad for some kind of drug on tv in the bar im having my day crew lunch at and it was called xeljanz xr tofacitinib citrate and for a short moment i thought i lost the ability to read because letters dont work like that

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich

prefect posted:

Of course Ben Carson runs HUD. It's Housing and Urban Development.

:ssh: "Urban" means "black".

Urban godless liberal fascists?

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!

Gringostar posted:

i drink flavored fizzy water

hail, brother

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

the C.H.U.D movie poster except ben carson

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

Mr Hootington posted:

Cats are dumber than dogs

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Tight Booty Shorts posted:

Urban godless liberal fascists?

hail satan

Piggy Smalls
Jun 21, 2015



BOSS MAKES A DOLLAR,
YOU MAKE A DIME,
I'LL LICK HIS BOOT TILL THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS SHINE.

So no Trump tweet yet to make fun of?? It's 10am here.

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 4 days!

mormonpartyboat posted:

mules are sterile

Yeah. Bulls are meant for breeding.

velvet milkman
Feb 13, 2012

by R. Guyovich
urban communities are being ripped apart by the chud epidemic

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Al! posted:

and a wet paper sack with "cyberpunk?" written on it

lmebo

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!

seems to me that the dog is the one doing work for the good of humanity here

Serf
May 5, 2011


Piggy Smalls posted:

So no Trump tweet yet to make fun of?? It's 10am here.

hope hicks grabbed the phone, ran out into the rose garden and fultoned herself outta there

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

redneck nazgul posted:



you are partially correct, calico cattes are the best cattes

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

prefect posted:

Now that the Nazis are in charge of the government, Asimov counts as a POC.

Confession: I stole this joke from Cum Town. :shobon:

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

This cat is scaring the crap out of me with the dug out event horizon eyes.

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!
cats dont need eyes to see

RUM HAM
Sep 25, 2009

Piggy Smalls posted:

So no Trump tweet yet to make fun of?? It's 10am here.

Milo getting loving owned hasn't satisfied my bloodlust. I need more major admin stupidity to simultaneoualy ridicule and be terrified of.

Zikan
Feb 29, 2004

Piggy Smalls posted:

So no Trump tweet yet to make fun of?? It's 10am here.

reince got a hold of it and put it somewhere where donald would never look, a book with the inside cut out

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Mr Hootington posted:

Yeah. Bulls are meant for breeding.

:raise:

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
Where's Obama

RUM HAM
Sep 25, 2009

fits my needs posted:

Where's Obama

Waiting till we hit page 69.

Serf
May 5, 2011


an octopus has more brainpower than a dog and a cat put together so excuse me if im not impressed

Tweezer Reprise
Aug 6, 2013

It hasn't got six strings, but it's a lot of fun.
just have all the posts in this thread load in one long page

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

fits my needs posted:

Where's Obama

sitting on a beach earning 20%

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
we have two cats who are brother and sister from the same litter and they are my favorite. :3:

DrPlump
Oct 5, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Any spicey today?

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Serf posted:

an octopus has more brainpower than a dog and a cat put together so excuse me if im not impressed

they also live for like a year so who gives a heck how smart they are

Fidel Castronaut
Dec 25, 2004

Houston, we're Havana problem.
Cats are cool. Super dumb and get freaked out really easy and have no real problem solving skills but that is why they are cool.

RUM HAM
Sep 25, 2009

paranoid randroid posted:

they also live for like a year so who gives a heck how smart they are

It kinda sucks how short lived they are.

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Serf posted:

an octopus has more brainpower than a dog and a cat put together so excuse me if im not impressed

They also have beaks and creepy eyes.

Serf
May 5, 2011


paranoid randroid posted:

they also live for like a year so who gives a heck how smart they are

i mean they're basically a brain inside a wet sack of slime and gross skin w a bird's beak for some reason?? so they're pretty hosed

DrPlump
Oct 5, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Fidel Castronaut posted:

Alt rights are cool. Super dumb and get freaked out really easy and have no real problem solving skills but that is why they are cool.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
oh cool you have advanced problem solving and tool-usage skills? too bad youre going to drop dead in about eight months, lmao you headfoot fucko

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
alien sea creatures are cool

Fidel Castronaut
Dec 25, 2004

Houston, we're Havana problem.
If an octopus could figure out how to not die from loving, we would be ruled by octopuses. They would probably be better at itm figure your poo poo out and save us, octopuses.

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Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Fidel Castronaut posted:

Cats are cool. Super dumb and get freaked out really easy and have no real problem solving skills but that is why they are cool.

one of my cats has a ton of problem solving skills

he can open doors that have handles, he figured out how to work the water dispenser on the fridge, and opens the sliding shower door

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