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DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

"has died" is a funny euphemism for putting two bullets in its brain

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Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008





the harambull

Perfectly Safe
May 30, 2003

no danger here.

Louisgod posted:

lol the cow was black

A hoof plainly went to the waistband.

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

Fix the stargate you dweeb

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde

we love capitalism and big business !!! - an old bad dem

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

quadrophrenic posted:

it turns out the amazing atheist was good, what the gently caress?

lets not say things we cant take back

Venuz Patrol
Mar 27, 2011

police are just completely incapable of not murdering everything htey're put in charge of

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar
#blackcowsmatter

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmGCqL0-wwE

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
Lol, with Milo quitting Breitbart I hope half the writers resign in disgust over pedophilia apologia.

Just like the Roman emperors, the thing that ends up taking down the truly evil is kiddy loving (though back then it just gave them syphilis)

Junkyard Poodle
May 6, 2011


Had some jalapeno poppers yesterday, now my b hole is spicy :(

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

DryGoods posted:

https://twitter.com/aterkel/status/834125095031406595


Now, you folks can come to my Town Hall or not, I don't give a right god drat. But if one of you pissants interrupts my lecture on Death Panels, I'll shut the whole thing down!

if these protests continue i'll do exactly what the protesters want, that will show them

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

beergod posted:

Can someone point me to the trump thread which isn't just pages and pages of poo poo posting. I like actual bits of news in between my poo poo posts tia

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Feminasty Slut posted:

Fix the stargate you dweeb

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
UPDATE: The NYPD is reporting the cow that perished in Queens is "delicious"

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde
hey fellow police officers, what say we plug this drat heffer. that'd be pretty funny eh?

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

thoes cops musta had some serious beef w/ that cow

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Louisgod posted:

#blackcowsmatter

from the man so white he cried about the death of fatty jerky online

magiccarpet
Jan 3, 2005




https://twitter.com/MariaLangholz/status/834109588014235651?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

euphronius posted:

It turned out protesting milo was good

Huh

Kinda in a weird roundabout way tho.. it caused him to get too big and he had nasty poo poo for people to dig up. The stage is set for more milos down the line!

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

mormonpartyboat posted:

UPDATE: The NYPD is reporting the cow that perished in Queens is "delicious"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lor-WsN-WhI

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

pathetic little tramp posted:

Lol, with Milo quitting Breitbart I hope half the writers resign in disgust over pedophilia apologia.

Just like the Roman emperors, the thing that ends up taking down the truly evil is kiddy loving (though back then it just gave them syphilis)

all the super rich want is to engage in consequence-free pedohpillia, but they always eat poo poo right before they get there

Serf
May 5, 2011



not as good as the out of order sign idea i had but this is legit

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
this thread gets a might strange during day krew sometimes

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Junkyard Poodle posted:

Had some jalapeno poppers yesterday, now my b hole is spicy :(

yeah poppers do a numver on the ol bhole :mrwhite:

baw
Nov 5, 2008

RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY

jBrereton posted:

Fake Moos.

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Trash Trick posted:

Kinda in a weird roundabout way tho.. it caused him to get too big and he had nasty poo poo for people to dig up. The stage is set for more milos down the line!

you defended milo so lmao

Bananasaurus Rex
Mar 19, 2009

CPAC now serving burgs from booth 716 :burger:

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde

Turdfuzz posted:

thoes cops musta had some serious beef w/ that cow

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008





one hundred

quadrophrenic
Feb 4, 2011

WIN MARNIE WIN
https://twitter.com/alexwagner/status/834130036336766976

that's reminding me that i will always love that milo's wikipedia header pic is this:



macaulay caulkin mid-eightball

e: except fat

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

Yinlock posted:

you defended milo so lmao

I said that playing his game and doing what he wanted was dumb. Being outed as a pedo wasn't able to be foreseen!

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


Yinlock posted:

all the super rich want is to engage in consequence-free pedohpillia, but they always eat poo poo right before they get there

except in the uk

shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe
Why are super influential people always pedophiles, is it that if you dug deeply into the backgrounds of normal people you'd also find them but no one digs?

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 4 days!

Junkyard Poodle posted:

Had some jalapeno poppers yesterday, now my b hole is spicy :(

Ask a cat on how to lick your butthole to make it feel better.

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008


the cow had more black than white, they had no choice

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008





TURKS 🙈

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
all the young turks are now old turks
and we don't play ball no more

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Serf
May 5, 2011


we need for foreign news networks to replace all footage from america with a title card that reads "america is experiencing technical difficulties" until we get this poo poo sorted out

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