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a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde

Mr Hootington posted:

Ask a cat on how to lick your butthole to make it feel better.

how about i ask you about loving your middle age girlfriend with clown balloon condoms

please tell me in disgusting detail, a degenerate bad poster that doesnt like teddy nutsack

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RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Mr Hootington posted:

Ask a cat on how to lick your butthole to make it feel better.

The cat or your butthole?

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Trash Trick posted:

I said that playing his game and doing what he wanted was dumb. Being outed as a pedo wasn't able to be foreseen!

do you really still think they were doing what he wanted

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

Yinlock posted:

do you really still think they were doing what he wanted

The people protesting him?

Yossarian-22
Oct 26, 2014

Milo could have gotten away with this if it weren't for those... those....

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

quadrophrenic posted:

https://twitter.com/alexwagner/status/834130036336766976

that's reminding me that i will always love that milo's wikipedia header pic is this:



macaulay caulkin mid-eightball

e: except fat

It's like Tommy Wiseau had sex with one of the girls that comes to a Top Gear taping and managed to not get put behind the boys for any segments.

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008





Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

Yossarian-22 posted:

Milo could have gotten away with this if it weren't for those... those....

Lol

Itzena
Aug 2, 2006

Nothing will improve the way things currently are.
Slime TrainerS

Mad Doctor Cthulhu posted:

So with Milo canned from his job and now even more of a social pariah, why the gently caress is he speaking at 3pm?
"Please leave the room if this will affect you"

Intel&Sebastian posted:

Milo would have got away with this if he said girls instead of boys

He''d have gotten away with it if not for meddling kids.

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde

Yossarian-22 posted:

Milo could have gotten away with this if it weren't for those... those....

darned kids


oh that was the joke

ffuc

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Trash Trick posted:

The people protesting him?

considering they directly led to him being outed as a pedophile i don't think it was actually a master plan

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

i wish we could turn back time n unmoo this tragedy

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Serf posted:

we need for foreign news networks to replace all footage from america with a title card that reads "america is experiencing technical difficulties" until we get this poo poo sorted out

Baku
Aug 20, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

shovelbum posted:

Why are super influential people always pedophiles, is it that if you dug deeply into the backgrounds of normal people you'd also find them but no one digs?

lot of stuff imo

1) a lot of pedophiles seek positions of power so they can gain access to children and/or cover up their behavior

2) pedophiles socially network with other pedophiles which gives them social leverage and blackmail over them, making power incestuous among pedos

3) being insanely isolated/alienated from normal life by things like wealth and power probably fucks up your brain and your social relationships with others

4) there probably is a lot more sex crime going on among "normal people" than you think, you either just don't hear about it or it isn't reported/investigated

mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.
alternative headline: breitbart staff less diverse

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

in fact i think milo is a stupid rear end in a top hat and the protests were actually good, and history just backed me up on this

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
imagine being one of the people who sat through hours of milo youtube recordings but didn't get to break the pedophile story

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde
no pedo no pedo

you're the pedo!

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice





mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.
i got a grand mac in celebration

magiccarpet
Jan 3, 2005




looks like the timelines might be coming back together again

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
Holy poo poo, Nite Crew.

https://twitter.com/davidfarrier/status/755571900810563584

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Yossarian-22 posted:

Milo could have gotten away with this if it weren't for those... those....

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

a helpful bear posted:

darned kids


oh that was the joke

ffuc

Meddling Diddling Kids

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

wizard on a water slide posted:

lot of stuff imo

1) a lot of pedophiles seek positions of power so they can gain access to children and/or cover up their behavior

2) pedophiles socially network with other pedophiles which gives them social leverage and blackmail over them, making power incestuous among pedos

3) being insanely isolated/alienated from normal life by things like wealth and power probably fucks up your brain and your social relationships with others

4) there probably is a lot more sex crime going on among "normal people" than you think, you either just don't hear about it or it isn't reported/investigated

why can't there ever be Minor Sex Crimes

it's always brutal rape or horrifying torture, why can't someone just shoplift a titty or something

mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.
it is beautiful how the french fry oil makes my mouse buttons shiny

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




wizard on a water slide posted:

lot of stuff imo

1) a lot of pedophiles seek positions of power so they can gain access to children and/or cover up their behavior

2) pedophiles socially network with other pedophiles which gives them social leverage and blackmail over them, making power incestuous among pedos

3) being insanely isolated/alienated from normal life by things like wealth and power probably fucks up your brain and your social relationships with others

4) there probably is a lot more sex crime going on among "normal people" than you think, you either just don't hear about it or it isn't reported/investigated

Pozload Escobar
Aug 21, 2016

by Reene

quadrophrenic posted:

milo is definitely going to do porn

i would put money on it

He has a shameful tiny dick lmao he can't.

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde

ahahahahaha

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Thatim posted:

Friend, I read them too. Never stop posting them, ta

Nice.

Didn't take long.

quote:

DUBAI, United Arab Emirates — Two of U.S. President Donald Trump’s sons ceremonially opened a Trump-branded golf club in Dubai on Saturday, meeting privately with Emirati elites as questions remain about how separated their father is from the empire bearing his name.

Eric and Donald Trump Jr., who now lead the Trump Organization, watched as fireworks lit the sky over the Trump International Golf Club in Dubai, on the outskirts of the city-state home to the world’s tallest building and other architectural marvels.

The course’s opening comes after Donald Trump tried for years to enter the Arab market as a real estate mogul who later earned millions licensing his name to projects. The course’s opening now, as well as long-standing plans to open a second Trump-branded course in Dubai, could raise security and ethical issues for America’s 45th president going forward.

Though bars at the club eventually will serve alcohol, only soft drinks were dispensed at the windy gala Saturday night.

quote:

Ties between the Trumps and Sajwani remain strong. One of the Trump Organization’s subsidiaries received from $1 million to $5 million from DAMAC for running the golf club, according to a U.S. Federal Election Committee report submitted in May.

Sajwani and his family also attended a New Year’s Eve celebration at Trump’s Mar-a-Lago club in Florida, where Trump referred to them as “the most beautiful people from Dubai.”

Trump days later told journalists that DAMAC had offered the Trump Organization $2 billion in deals after his election, something DAMAC also confirmed.

“I must say, working with the Trump family and the Trump Organization was and continues to be a pleasure,” said Sajwani, who made some of his fortune supplying U.S. forces during the 1991 Gulf War that expelled Iraqi forces from Kuwait. Over the past decade, his companies have been awarded at least $1 million in contracting work, according to U.S. government records reviewed by the AP.

The Trump Organization has said it won’t make new foreign deals while its namesake is president. A previously planned Trump-branded golf course designed by Tiger Woods is still being built by DAMAC further down the road.

However, Kuwait and Bahrain both have scheduled events at a Trump-branded hotel in Washington.

http://www.denverpost.com/2017/02/18/trump-sons-dubai-golf-club/

For people paying attention, Trump said he turned down the deals with DAMAC.

And here's a NYtimes piece with more dets and mentioning him opening up a new hotel in prob the sketchiest real estate market in North America, Vancouver, with backers that include individuals tied to securities fraud in Malaysia and Chinese state companies: https://www.nytimes.com/2017/02/18/world/middleeast/trump-dubai-vancouver.html?_r=0

Serf
May 5, 2011



i want an animation of the broom from that fantasia skit sweeping up like the scales of justice and lady liberty's torch and the bill of rights and it just says PLEASE EXCUSE OUR MESS

Fidel Castronaut
Dec 25, 2004

Houston, we're Havana problem.

haha, that's a good one

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
https://twitter.com/MerriamWebster/status/834131770798907397

quadrophrenic
Feb 4, 2011

WIN MARNIE WIN

A Buff Gay Dude posted:

He has a shameful tiny dick lmao he can't.

great, you just added 20m more hits

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

shovelbum posted:

Why are super influential people always pedophiles, is it that if you dug deeply into the backgrounds of normal people you'd also find them but no one digs?

I like to think most people are not pedos. I am probably wrong.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Inkel posted:

Trump continues to gather praise from respected world leaders..

https://twitter.com/guardianworld/status/834103598384455680

fills us with hope that our donald may have a lot of years ahead of him to make America great again

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

i have no idea what that is

some sort of anime?

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

Yinlock posted:

considering they directly led to him being outed as a pedophile i don't think it was actually a master plan

Idk dude it seems like the stage is set for someone to exploit the same sort of rage and profit from it, as long as they don't have any interviews of themselves advocating pedophilia to be dug up

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Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Shageletic posted:

http://www.denverpost.com/2017/02/18/trump-sons-dubai-golf-club/

For people paying attention, Trump said he turned down the deals with DAMAC.

And here's a NYtimes piece with more dets and mentioning him opening up a new hotel in prob the sketchiest real estate market in North America, Vancouver, with backers that include individuals tied to securities fraud in Malaysia and Chinese state companies: https://www.nytimes.com/2017/02/18/world/middleeast/trump-dubai-vancouver.html?_r=0

trump's recent strategy of pretending he isn't president is an interesting one, i'll give him that

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