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WampaLord posted:Something tells me when she goes away for boot camp she suddenly becomes not asexual. The military judicial system during her rape trial?
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# ? Feb 21, 2017 21:25 |
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Pick posted:The military judicial system during her rape trial? BAZINGA!!!
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# ? Feb 21, 2017 21:31 |
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WampaLord posted:Something tells me when she goes away for boot camp she suddenly becomes not asexual. This sounds like the premise of a really lazy porno.
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# ? Feb 21, 2017 21:32 |
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ArbitraryC posted:There's just no way it can't be a permanent solution. He wants to have sex, you don't, there's basically only one solution outside of breaking up. I always assumed asexual people went beyond just not having a sex drive, that they just didn't have romantic feelings at all?
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# ? Feb 21, 2017 21:34 |
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Nope, they've got "aromantic" for that.
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# ? Feb 21, 2017 21:36 |
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Ouhei posted:I always assumed asexual people went beyond just not having a sex drive, that they just didn't have romantic feelings at all? the internet has taught me you can be asexual, aromantic, demisexual, graysexual, pansexual, or oscillate wildly between them from week to week, and the only defining thread is no matter what you must always read the same lovely gay porn
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# ? Feb 21, 2017 21:36 |
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Ouhei posted:I always assumed asexual people went beyond just not having a sex drive, that they just didn't have romantic feelings at all? Motherfucker, have you spent minute one on asexuals.wikia.com?
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# ? Feb 21, 2017 21:38 |
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TheScott2K posted:They're usually either paralyzed by fear of the other sex or so uncomfortable with what they want that they bury it deep deep down in a hole of celibacy. Or they aren't attracted to their partner anymore, like this poster. Ouhei posted:I always assumed asexual people went beyond just not having a sex drive, that they just didn't have romantic feelings at all? Oh. No. Both of you, wrong. I had to deal with someone who was sometimes an aromantic queer asexual, sometimes a sex repulsed bisexual asexual. There is no limit to this labels for asexuality. You can apparently be -asexual but still have romantic attraction -asexual but still have sexual attraction but not physical sexual -"gray" asexual, where you only feel sexual on occasion There are many more and it has been dictated to me that a persons asexuality is subject to change at any time. Maybe I'm a bit bitter because this person was extremely abrasive and if anything even remotely sexual came up in conversation she would accuse the group of oppressing her via heteronormativity
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# ? Feb 21, 2017 21:39 |
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I hate labels, except these 20
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# ? Feb 21, 2017 21:41 |
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54 40 or gently caress posted:Oh. No. Both of you, wrong. tumblr really ruined a lot of people, didn't it?
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# ? Feb 21, 2017 21:42 |
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54 40 or gently caress posted:There are many more and it has been dictated to me that a persons asexuality is subject to change at any time. Asexuality is good because it lends protected minority status to people who only 10 years ago would've just been categorized as garden-variety prudes
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# ? Feb 21, 2017 21:42 |
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Squashing Machine posted:Asexuality is good because it lends protected minority status to people who only 10 years ago would've just been categorized as garden-variety prudes *blows powder in ur face* good dick will imprison yooooou
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# ? Feb 21, 2017 21:44 |
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Everything's gotta be some proper loving noun nowadays. People can't just be weird.
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Mirthless posted:
Looking it up on Tumblr is a great way to get incredibly angry really quick. Oh and the person I'm talking about loving flipped on her ex boyfriend when he didn't introduce her as being ace when she met his partners and siblings.
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# ? Feb 21, 2017 21:45 |
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In honor of the page of the beast I did a search for a special keyword [28/F] If only I believed in God, boyfriend (29/M) and I could get married, have kids. quote:We've been having rough talks lately and it came to a head last night when something in him finally clicked and he got the notion that our relationship is a trial, and Satan knows him so well and has tempted him with me and my dis-belief (he loves me so incredibly much that he considered for a teeny tiny second, abandoning his faith/turning his back on God), and all the sudden it is so very clear to him that he cannot marry and have a life with me if I do not believe. (it was a long post so I just pulled out the good part) Long-awaited update about this psycho b who masturbated to my porn to prove some twisted point quote:I don't know how many of you will remember me, but I'm one who had this problem and this subsequent problem (which I at the time didn't realize was a problem). I am happy to say that this psycho bitch is no longer my girlfriend, and if things go as I want them to, no longer in my life at all. I don't even know what this one was about, sounds like an update to an old post but there's no link and I can't really piece together the content.
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# ? Feb 21, 2017 21:45 |
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label yourself an asexual and you have a shield against people who suggest that maybe you just haven't gotten over your conservative upbringing and are actually just a prude also hail satan on this page 666
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# ? Feb 21, 2017 21:46 |
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:*blows powder in ur face* good dick will imprison yooooou gently caress you man this is my identity. I'm asexual. Nobody had better try to have sex with me, I mean it!!!
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# ? Feb 21, 2017 21:46 |
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I remember a friend's roommate's girlfriend starting off our introductions by telling me about how she's so into BDSM and all I could think was "wow, your life must be hollow"
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# ? Feb 21, 2017 21:47 |
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My favourite thing is "demisexual" because the etymology is ridiculous. you see it's half way between being "asexual" and "sexual." Another word for this would be: "sexual."
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# ? Feb 21, 2017 21:49 |
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Pick posted:I remember a friend's roommate's girlfriend starting off our introductions by telling me about how she's so into BDSM LoL at anyone who thinks what makes their privates go shooty-shoot is something new acquaintances need to hear about.
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# ? Feb 21, 2017 21:50 |
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Nice
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# ? Feb 21, 2017 21:51 |
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sout posted:My favourite thing is "demisexual" because the etymology is ridiculous. what if you're just sort of indifferent to sex, like, "enh, girl suckin on my hog, I could take it or leave it, when's Orange Is The New Black come on?"
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# ? Feb 21, 2017 21:52 |
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:what if you're just sort of indifferent to sex, like, "enh, girl suckin on my hog, I could take it or leave it, when's Orange Is The New Black come on?" That probably means you jack it too much.
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# ? Feb 21, 2017 21:52 |
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i've got a demi
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# ? Feb 21, 2017 21:53 |
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sout posted:i've got a demi tell me moore
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# ? Feb 21, 2017 21:53 |
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In both my work and personal life, I identify as a dom. This means that everyone I interact with has to do what I say or you're oppressing me. It causes me great psychic stress when people don't let me dominate them at all times. In conclusion, this is why you must make me regional vice president of the bank. To not do so would be to harm my mental wellbeing, and, frankly, that's illegal
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# ? Feb 21, 2017 21:54 |
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ThePeavstenator posted:label yourself an asexual and you have a shield against people who suggest that maybe you just haven't gotten over your conservative upbringing and are actually just a prude Heh I DO have to wonder, what % of asexual people came from deeply religious families but found atheism in college? It's gotta be statistically significant, right?
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# ? Feb 21, 2017 21:54 |
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"Hi, I'm Cthulhu Carl, and I just looooooooove getting my balls coated in butter and grilled in a panini press." "I-" "Shhh. Don't speak. Just process this important piece of information." "... Right. Welcome to Arby's can I take your order?"
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# ? Feb 21, 2017 21:55 |
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let's liven up Goons Discover Tumblr Culture: Part 30,000 My [19M] Girlfriend [21F] identifies as "demisexual" and I have a hard time dealing with her. quote:My girlfriend has always had a strange jealousy and clinginess over everything, and she recently told me that her psychiatrist said she was demisexual, this made a lot of sense to me as she has never had a crush on anyone before and gets extremely jealous is even mention finding a single thing attractive about even a celebrity. I'm a standard heterosexual male and I often find myself attracted to females so I don't know how to carry out this relationship and I feel as if maybe I'm a terrible SO for her. This being said, I love her very much and she has a very strong emotional attraction to me so I don't think I could break up with her without it ruining me or her emotionally, but I also am not sure how to continue carrying out the relationship, should I lie to her when I'm attracted to girls? Demisexual also brings up the best title of all time, btw I [18M] touched my SO's [20F] breasts for the first time and I'm freaking out [SERIOUS]
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# ? Feb 21, 2017 21:56 |
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sout posted:My favourite thing is "demisexual" because the etymology is ridiculous. The actual definition is basically just "one of those people who waits to get married (or cohabitate, or "get serious") before they gently caress" It's just abstinence before commitment without a religious imperative A Wizard of Goatse posted:let's liven up Goons Discover Tumblr Culture: Part 30,000 "I'm demisexual, I can only have a fulfilling relationship with somebody I already have a fulfilling relationship with, so you're obligated to stay with me (a broken, oppressed person) forever, and also, you can't get mad at me for being jealous because I'm demisexual and ~I can't help it~" Mirthless fucked around with this message at 22:03 on Feb 21, 2017 |
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:Demisexual also brings up the best title of all time, btw lol yep this guy is definitely "demisexual" because he was ~born that way~ and not at all because his mom is a sociopath who taught him to hate himself and his sexuality for being born with a penis i know you took the post out in an edit but I had to put it back because it's just so loving crazy
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# ? Feb 21, 2017 22:01 |
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I didn't get psycho mom out of any of that just 18-year-old virgin spazzing and trying to be a nice guy to his gf, his prior relationship experience being mostly with bad ones. the post itself isn't all that wild it's just teenage goobers bein goobers, they'll be alright his account name is JUSTTOUCHEDABOOB, which I totally call dibs on A Wizard of Goatse fucked around with this message at 22:08 on Feb 21, 2017 |
# ? Feb 21, 2017 22:03 |
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If he thinks touching a boob is exciting just wait until he murders his first prostitute!
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# ? Feb 21, 2017 22:04 |
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He makes it sound like he saw his mom get abused or something. Unreliable narrator and all, but not hard to see how it would gently caress you up if your model for masculinity was abusive and you were somehow able to recognize that even at a young by age.
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# ? Feb 21, 2017 22:05 |
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:I didn't get psycho mom out of any of that just 18-year-old virgin spazzing and trying to be a nice guy. the post itself isn't all that wild it's just teenage goobers bein goobers, they'll be alright This quote just pops out to me. quote:I was raised knowing what made my mom and sister upset It sounds like they frequently reminded him. He literally calls his penis Evil.
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# ? Feb 21, 2017 22:06 |
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ArbitraryC posted:In honor of the page of the beast I did a search for a special keyword Good post for page 666 E: I see you mentioned it in the first sentence. Serves me right for only reading the stories in this thread! But "Satan shitplane" is a good username. artichoke fucked around with this message at 22:15 on Feb 21, 2017 |
# ? Feb 21, 2017 22:13 |
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He calls his dick "his evil member" dude obviously got some pretty unhealthy views about male sexuality and it's not a stretch to guess who it came from.
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# ? Feb 21, 2017 22:15 |
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here have a rare internet psychology success story:quote:Not sure if or how this may help but I feel the need to talk about this and hear feedback. For context, the closest I can get to explaining my sexual orientation is 'demisexual'. Basically I am not sexually attracted to anyone unless I think they're an okay person first off (and share things in common) and then are able to get close enough to them - eventually if I feel close to them and comfortable, I "might" start to like them. Usually it means I need to get to the point of being very cuddly with them as well otherwise I just don't manage to associate them with any sexual desire. It's made my love life difficult. If my first (and only so far) boyfriend hadn't been so assertive and forward - I doubt I'd have gotten very far on my own. -I'm also fairly awkward and shy (before I open up) because I'm asocial. quote:
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ArbitraryC posted:In honor of the page of the beast I did a search for a special keyword Here you go, first post: quote:We are both in our mid-20's. My girlfriend comes from a super religious household in which she was told constantly that porn and even masturbation is sinful and will get her sent to hell. Recently, she was on my laptop and found some videos I had saved (yes, pornographic ones) and apparently copied them to her computer. I first found this out when I came home one day to her masturbating at her computer, legs completely spread, to one of these videos. While she does this, she does not respond to me when I talk to her or even turn her head. She looks furious as she does this. She has been timing it so that it has happened almost every day since I've come back from work for the past two weeks. She will not hold a conversation with me about it after the fact. This is a girl who would always tell me she never masturbated and that it was sinful. Please help. Second post: quote:It has been exactly one week since I first posted (link here) about this difficult problem with my girlfriend, and I figured you all deserved an update due to how much you helped me.
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holy poo poo
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