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Captain Jesus
Feb 26, 2009

What's wrong with you? You don't even have your beer goggles on!!
Is this a pizza?



I mean, I know what it is but is it a pizza?

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cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Captain Jesus posted:

Is this a pizza?



I mean, I know what it is but is it a pizza?

I'm going to vote yes.

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost
e: oops I can't read

Ramos
Jul 3, 2012


Captain Jesus posted:

Is this a pizza?



I mean, I know what it is but is it a pizza?

I think it's paratha with goat cheese and some mystery sauce. I mean, if you've got a nickel and are in India, you could do worse.

von Braun
Oct 30, 2009


Broder Daniel Forever
Michelin-star chef makes hawaii pizza:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dBvoUA2LnE

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Ramos posted:

I think it's paratha with goat cheese and some mystery sauce. I mean, if you've got a nickel and are in India, you could do worse.

It's a langos, the mystery sauce is ketchup, and some of that cheese is most likely minced garlic.

I think in the US you would call it an elephant ear.

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe

von Braun posted:

Michelin-star chef makes hawaii pizza:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dBvoUA2LnE

Maybe I missed something because I watched it with no sound, but that pizza looks delicious.

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

this looks like an homage to the preserved bodies of the Vesuvius eruption

DekeThornton
Sep 2, 2011

Be friends!

Basebf555 posted:

Maybe I missed something because I watched it with no sound, but that pizza looks delicious.

Videos from the producers of Mind of a Chef tend to contain very little anti food porn.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pksEcQhcNIA&t=9s

Jmcrofts
Jan 7, 2008

just chillin' in the club
Lipstick Apathy

DekeThornton posted:

Videos from the producers of Mind of a Chef tend to contain very little anti food porn.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pksEcQhcNIA&t=9s

Jesus christ would would WOULD WOULD WOULD

ToxicFrog
Apr 26, 2008


SpaceGoatFarts posted:

#BelgiumStapleFood2

All these are genuine traditional dishes. They usually taste better than they look



I'm sorry, you seem to have gotten turned around. This is the anti-food-porn thread.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

gently caress

Captain Jesus posted:

Is this a pizza?



I mean, I know what it is but is it a pizza?

I have had pizza langos before, but this is not a pizza langos, THEREFORE it is not pizza. Also, a disturbing lack of pineapple.

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)
This thread gives me the weirdest cravings

JohnnyCanuck
May 28, 2004

Strong And/Or Free

sweeperbravo posted:

This thread gives me the weirdest cravings

For human blood? Oh thank God I'm not the only one! I thought I was a freak... Or... Something...

...

... Why are you all looking at me like that?

drrockso20
May 6, 2013

Has Not Actually Done Cocaine

Sociopastry posted:

do... do you eat the pencil?

Insert Cromartie High clip here

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

JohnnyCanuck posted:

For human blood? Oh thank God I'm not the only one! I thought I was a freak... Or... Something...

...

... Why are you all looking at me like that?

Because you don't look like you can move that fast...

Otana
Jun 1, 2005

Let's go see what kind of trouble we can get into.

DekeThornton posted:

Videos from the producers of Mind of a Chef tend to contain very little anti food porn.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pksEcQhcNIA&t=9s

loving hell I would need one of those ortolan shame napkins to drape over my head while I ate that.

Umeboshi are one of my favorite things, there's a YouTuber who made a type of pork katsu using super thinly sliced pork (the kind sold for shabu-shabu or yakiniku) with mashed umeboshi in between the layers. It's loving incredible.

To contribute, have a classic British beach snack:



Cockles and mussels with salt and malt vinegar. Windblown sand adds a deliciously unexpected crunch.

GWBBQ
Jan 2, 2005




quote:

Everyone knows that pineapple helps in digestion and so on, so for you who just devoured a tasty pizza nothing better than a pineapple in shell and everything to give that special touch, right? At Pizzeria Bate Papo health always comes first, even before logic

McSpergin
Sep 10, 2013


Possibility of some relatively strict pizza guidelines?


TBH our local churrasco does grilled pineapple dusted in cinnamon and it is loving amazing but that is not what is on most pizzas and it is the only time I'd make an exception (on a dessert pizza)

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

McSpergin posted:

Possibility of some relatively strict pizza guidelines?


TBH our local churrasco does grilled pineapple dusted in cinnamon and it is loving amazing but that is not what is on most pizzas and it is the only time I'd make an exception (on a dessert pizza)

last time I had rodizio they had cinnamon-dusted pineapple around the middle as a sort of palette cleanser and it was incredible

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


Otana posted:

Umeboshi are one of my favorite things, there's a YouTuber who made a type of pork katsu using super thinly sliced pork (the kind sold for shabu-shabu or yakiniku) with mashed umeboshi in between the layers. It's loving incredible.
This flavor combo is standard at many tonkatsu restaurants in Japan (and yes, it's loving incredible). If you're lucky enough to live somewhere near a branch of Kimukatsu (Japan, LA, somewhere in the Philippines, I think), hit them up for "mille feuille" katsu with plum and shiso.

Meanwhile, please "enjoy" this photo of medium-rare beef katsu.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
That Wiener schnitzel ain't right.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Hirayuki posted:

This flavor combo is standard at many tonkatsu restaurants in Japan (and yes, it's loving incredible). If you're lucky enough to live somewhere near a branch of Kimukatsu (Japan, LA, somewhere in the Philippines, I think), hit them up for "mille feuille" katsu with plum and shiso.

Meanwhile, please "enjoy" this photo of medium-rare beef katsu.



This looks AMAZING.

Julias
Jun 24, 2012

Strum in a harmonizing quartet
I want to cause a revolution

What can I do? My savage
nature is beyond wild

Hirayuki posted:

This flavor combo is standard at many tonkatsu restaurants in Japan (and yes, it's loving incredible). If you're lucky enough to live somewhere near a branch of Kimukatsu (Japan, LA, somewhere in the Philippines, I think), hit them up for "mille feuille" katsu with plum and shiso.

Meanwhile, please "enjoy" this photo of medium-rare beef katsu.



Would. Also, would die.

I heart bacon
Nov 18, 2007

:burger: It's burgin' time! :burger:


Otana posted:

To contribute, have a classic British beach snack:



Cockles and mussels with salt and malt vinegar. Windblown sand adds a deliciously unexpected crunch.

Would! Also, what is it about certain things being eaten at the beach? There's something about that atmosphere. I live in west Michigan and lunch at lake Michigan is my favorite.

Otana
Jun 1, 2005

Let's go see what kind of trouble we can get into.

Hirayuki posted:

This flavor combo is standard at many tonkatsu restaurants in Japan (and yes, it's loving incredible). If you're lucky enough to live somewhere near a branch of Kimukatsu (Japan, LA, somewhere in the Philippines, I think), hit them up for "mille feuille" katsu with plum and shiso.

I'm in LA so I guess I know where I'm going this weekend!

I heart bacon posted:

Would! Also, what is it about certain things being eaten at the beach? There's something about that atmosphere. I live in west Michigan and lunch at lake Michigan is my favorite.

Not a clue, but I can't imagine eating it anywhere else. It has to be a British beach too, it wouldn't work here in LA. Just walking over slick pebbles in the freezing wind, picking out bits of sand from a salty, vinegary, briney snack served in a cheap styrofoam cup. Perfect.

JohnnyCanuck
May 28, 2004

Strong And/Or Free
Tim Horton's / Burger King is buying up Popeye's Louisiana Kitchen. I'm hoping for some brand synergy here, so I can finally eat a Tim Horton's Popeye's Chicken doughnut! With Blackened Ranch filling!

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


JohnnyCanuck posted:

Tim Horton's / Burger King is buying up Popeye's Louisiana Kitchen. I'm hoping for some brand synergy here, so I can finally eat a Tim Horton's Popeye's Chicken doughnut! With Blackened Ranch filling!

I'm actually like 4/10 excited by this (which is well above my median reaction to stuff generally, and astronomically above my median for anything related to chain restaurants) becuase it's hard to get decent fried chicken where I live.

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

JohnnyCanuck posted:

Tim Horton's / Burger King is buying up Popeye's Louisiana Kitchen. I'm hoping for some brand synergy here, so I can finally eat a Tim Horton's Popeye's Chicken doughnut! With Blackened Ranch filling!

Don't tempt us with things that are unlikely to happen.

Also Timmy's is garbage, at least in the states. Sorry Canadians. Even Krispy Kreme is better, not to mention a local cheap place.

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


Manuel Calavera posted:

Don't tempt us with things that are unlikely to happen.

Also Timmy's is garbage, at least in the states. Sorry Canadians. Even Krispy Kreme is better, not to mention a local cheap place.

It's garbage, yes. I don't know anyone who loves their coffee and drinks it any way other than 2x cream 2x sugar.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

CommonShore posted:

It's garbage, yes. I don't know anyone who loves their coffee and drinks it any way other than 2x cream 2x sugar.

YES OH MY GOD

Timmy's coffee tastes like cigarettes. I hate sweet coffee, but if Tim Horton's is the only option, a double-double is basically the only thing I can drink. Then I feel sick because I just chugged a cup full of corn syrup.

Also, I've had people try to convince me that Timbits are TOTALLY DIFFERENT from doughnut holes. I am no doughnutologist, but I do believe they are the same exact thing.

fake edit: and it's DOUGHNUT, not donut, dammit! :colbert:

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Julias posted:

Would. Also, would die.

Are you immunocompromized? It's rare beef.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Tim Hortins is so garbage it worries me about the future of my beloved Popeyes.

you may die
Dec 15, 2013
Tim's coffee is fine for road coffee but I won't defend it any further.

A Real Happy Camper
Dec 11, 2007

These children have taught me how to believe.
Tim's donuts used to be god, but once they stopped making them fresh in-store a few years ago they've been on a decline.

BlankIsBeautiful
Apr 4, 2008

Feeling a little inadequate?

I heart bacon posted:

Would! Also, what is it about certain things being eaten at the beach? There's something about that atmosphere. I live in west Michigan and lunch at lake Michigan is my favorite.

There are people who eat freshwater clams. I'm not sure about Lake Michigan, but in many spots on Lake Huron where we used to spend summers, freshwater clams were really easy to find. Never tried one, though. Only used them for fishing bait, and boy do the fish love them (yellow perch especially). I guess, according to some folks I've talked to, you have to "purge" them just like saltwater clams (i.e. put them in a bucket with corn meal suspended in the water, and let them clean themselves out), then boil the gently caress out of them in saltwater before you do whatever final cooking with them you plan to do. I was told they're really tough, but basically taste like saltwater clams. Sounds like they'd be perfect for a clam chowder where you would chop them up into weensy pieces.

ToxicFrog
Apr 26, 2008


A Real Happy Camper posted:

Tim's donuts used to be god, but once they stopped making them fresh in-store a few years ago they've been on a decline.

I suspect the issue was inconsistency. In my hometown the Timmy's downtown had garbage donuts and the one on the south end had really good ones. Now they're all consistently mediocre. :(

Fortunately, even if they do the same thing to Popeye's, I have a fried chicken place just down the road from my house run by a nice Indian couple. Not only is it better than Popeye's, you can get fresh chickpea curry as a side dish. Or a topping. :getin:

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender

Barudak posted:

Tim Hortins is so garbage it worries me about the future of my beloved Popeyes.
I like Popeyes but let's be real, it's always a coin flip whether any given Popeyes is good or garbage.

At least it has a long way to go before it's as bad as KFC.

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob
The secret to good Timmy's is to get 1/2 coffee and 1/2 hot chocolate.

Also to be in 1997 before they changed everything to a raging pile of suck.

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Ceciltron
Jan 11, 2007

Text BEEP to 43527 for the dancing robot!
Pillbug

angerbeet posted:

The secret to good Timmy's is to get 1/2 coffee and 1/2 hot chocolate.

Also to be in 1997 before they changed everything to a raging pile of suck.

I overheard some folks enthusiastically saying that McDonalds' coffee now is pretty much exactly like Tim Hortons' coffee was a while back. I don't drink coffee much so I wouldn't know.

Also their hot chocolate tastes exactly like childhood disappointment, where, expecting the tasty, frothy boiled milk hot chocolate you get the watery, nasty, warm instant powder in water hot chocolate. Good for depression nostalgia, bad for taste buds.

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