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Space Cadet Omoly posted:I wo der: Does it only count if you touch your dick with your hands, or does touching it with any body part count? Like, if your dick slaps against your leg does that count? I think if your dick slaps against your leg that's not you touching your dick as much as it's your dick touching you.
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Well, Poop went to hell for licking himself, so it's not just hands.
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DivineCoffeeBinge posted:I think if your dick slaps against your leg that's not you touching your dick as much as it's your dick touching you. We use soccer rules to define what a "dick touch" is. Did you intentionally put yourself in a position where your dick could have touched you, or actively touched it? Then it's a dick touch. If your dick glances against a limb inadvertently, or was forced towards it, then it's not a dick touch.
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Wow, soccer has a lot of rules about dicks.
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Tendales posted:Wow, soccer has a lot of rules about dicks. Have you ever seen how the average player acts? It's out of necessity, man.
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Dias posted:Have you ever seen how the average player acts? It's out of necessity, man. Yeah, I mean who's gonna forget the '86 Hand(job) of God incident..
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Feb 15, 2017 13:28
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Well now, look who it is!
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http://gobolatula.com/ithurts/?comic=466-heaven There was no other way this could be E: Haha he called Magma Spider a Hikikomori and in all her appearances she's been inside. Well played Regy Rusty fucked around with this message at 04:53 on Feb 21, 2017 |
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I find it pretty hard to believe that Pasqy's dad never touched his dick, but I guess he really was a genius and was that forward-thinking.
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TwoPair posted:I find it pretty hard to believe that Pasqy's dad never touched his dick, but I guess he really was a genius and was that forward-thinking. He probably built a robot to do it for him
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Feb 21, 2017 05:04
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The best character has finally reappeared.
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Feb 21, 2017 05:55
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Reach heaven through violence (and use the bodies of fallen angels as concealment).
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Feb 21, 2017 06:06
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I love this drat comic. The reveal at the end of this installment just cracked me up. I'm eager to find out what happens but I never want it to end.
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Feb 21, 2017 07:28
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Through his extensive knowledge of Led Zeppelin, Mr. Trianglini knew exactly how to climb that stairway to heaven.
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Feb 21, 2017 17:37
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There had to be something! All of hell and no sign....
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Feb 21, 2017 18:00
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DivineCoffeeBinge posted:YYYYYYEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS same
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Feb 21, 2017 18:28
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Other than the obvious exception, it seems all these dead angels were women. Also seems that corpses persist in Heaven instead of getting erased like those in Hell.
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Cat Mattress posted:Other than the obvious exception, it seems all these dead angels were women. Also seems that corpses persist in Heaven instead of getting erased like those in Hell. This is why this comic is so great, in every other fiction these would most probably be totally uninteresting observations without any worth not in "it hurts!™"
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Cat Mattress posted:Other than the obvious exception, it seems all these dead angels were women. Also seems that corpses persist in Heaven instead of getting erased like those in Hell. Of course... can't touch your donger if you ain't got one.
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Robviously posted:Of course... can't touch your donger if you ain't got one. women go to hell if the sun has ever touched them or something like that. thats why magma spider is here because she never went outside
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violent sex idiot posted:women go to hell if the sun has ever touched them or something like that. thats why magma spider is here because she never went outside Heaven's full of Fujoshi. 'Heaven.'
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violent sex idiot posted:women go to hell if the sun has ever touched them or something like that. thats why magma spider is here because she never went outside Nah it's because heaven is actually hell for monsters. The monsters in hell are there because they hosed up heaven too much and got sent down, I think it's mentioned when they first get to hell.
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change my name posted:Nah it's because heaven is actually hell for monsters. The monsters in hell are there because they hosed up heaven too much and got sent down, I think it's mentioned when they first get to hell. I think that was more "heaven sucks for monsters" than "lovely monsters go to heaven." The only other monster we know that initially went to heaven was a vampire girl, who also obviously avoided sunlight, so she fit the same criteria that applies to human women.
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i'm glad he's still reppin LED ZEPP
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change my name posted:Nah it's because heaven is actually hell for monsters. The monsters in hell are there because they hosed up heaven too much and got sent down, I think it's mentioned when they first get to hell. This is the page you're referring to: http://gobolatula.com/ithurts/?comic=445-hell-high But it implies that regardless of whether you're human or monster, the primary criteria for where you end up remains the same. If what you're saying were true, Trisssh and the other monsters would've gone to heaven as well. Plus he called magma spider a hikikomori, doesn't get more blatant than that.
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I'm having a serious discussion about dick touching and sunlight being the primary criteria for determining if you go to heaven or hell
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I'm the smiling dead angel.
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Wicker Man posted:I'm the smiling dead angel. This actually shows us that you don't automatically fade from existence in heaven versus hell.
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Moot question at this point because Earth blew up, but do the living also forget those who die in Hell?
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Please tell me double dracula is up there too.
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CHECK IT OUT. http://gobolatula.com/ithurts/
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Mar 1, 2017 06:22
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Holy poo poo at all of that
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Mar 1, 2017 06:38
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Don't hold back, Mr. Trianglini. Tell us how you really feel.
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Mar 1, 2017 06:54
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Today Pasq has truly become a man
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There's a typo on line 30, word 10. I think it should be "had", not "hat".
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