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Ruzihm
Aug 11, 2010

Group up and push mid, proletariat!



what the balls

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old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
I want to be a parasitic vegetable that is extremely high

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

Feminasty Slut posted:

Mangle my brain with research chemicals

plug 100mg of 4-AC0-GOP and this will all make sense

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Feminasty Slut posted:

I want to be a parasitic vegetable that is extremely high

and a liberal was born

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012


My history teacher had to sign a paper declalring that he is not now, nor has he ever been a communist. So really this is way overdue. 50% communist party now.

And he was government mandated to teach that Americanism is superior to Communism, with the nebulous "Americanism" never defined.

tacodaemon posted:

does "looking for loads" have some non-sexual (and non-trucking-related) meaning in canada or is it just some non-pro barebacking thing

It has a thick canadian accent, so I can't be sure. I think it's a more polite way to ask "gently caress me hard!"

Drastic Actions
Apr 7, 2009

FUCK YOU!
GET PUMPED!
Nap Ghost

triple sulk posted:

I still want to die

:same:

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Baloogan posted:

i mean its not like some french - canadian guy looking for loads is actually like looking for loads of uranium. hes looking for cum.

The national strategic cum reserves are for Americans, not Canadians.

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


robot roll call posted:

voted in a local primary for state superintendent

I was voter number 69
woah nice dude

triple sulk posted:

I still want to die
existence isn't worth giving up on yet

Hypha
Sep 13, 2008

:commissar:

Bethamphetamine posted:

My history teacher had to sign a paper declalring that he is not now, nor has he ever been a communist. So really this is way overdue. 50% communist party now.

And he was government mandated to teach that Americanism is superior to Communism, with the nebulous "Americanism" never defined.


It has a thick canadian accent, so I can't be sure. I think it's a more polite way to ask "gently caress me hard!"

He is from Vancouver, the only thick thing there is the smug.

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
so would that iowa law mean that everyone hasta join a political party

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



what are ottawas laws on imaginary prostitution?

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
I want the best Canadian loads.

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

tacodaemon posted:

what are ottawas laws on imaginary prostitution?

prime minister is a man whore

Brother Friendship
Jul 12, 2013

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

so would that iowa law mean that everyone hasta join a political party

Couldn't they all just become republicans and ensure only democrats get hired. And then republicans would have to claim that they are democrats to get in and then the whole thing becomes pointless.

Hmm, yes, that appears to be a flaw in this very well thought out bill!

Grem
Mar 29, 2004

It's how her species communicates

Laws like that have passed before and always get poo poo canned in the courts.

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

so would that iowa law mean that everyone hasta join a political party

nah, you can put no party and skip that part, but i guess you can't do the whole caucus thing there as a no party if you're into that.

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Brother Friendship posted:

Couldn't they all just become republicans and ensure only democrats get hired. And then republicans would have to claim that they are democrats to get in and then the whole thing becomes pointless.

Hmm, yes, that appears to be a flaw in this very well thought out bill!

all the republicans would just switch to bein libertarians

then it would be an arms race to see how many parties you could create

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



H.P. Hovercraft posted:

so would that iowa law mean that everyone hasta join a political party

i think it's one of those american exceptionalism things that people who aren't actual politicians nonetheless think of themselves as "belonging to" a political party

Hypha
Sep 13, 2008

:commissar:

Grem posted:

Laws like that have passed before and always get poo poo canned in the courts.

Somebody thought it was a good idea. Still worth the laugh.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


robot roll call posted:

voted in a local primary for state superintendent

I was voter number 69

Dang! Nice

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer
Harlan County USA, a really good documentary with lots of oldschool union songs.

The Ol Spicy Keychain
Jan 17, 2013

I MEPHISTO MY OWN ASSHOLE

FizFashizzle posted:

west virginina is incredibly depressing to drive through and I have no idea what you'd even do to help it.

Like it's the small poo poo you don't think of that really makes it different. the main thing that sticks out is the edges of all the roads were crumbling

there were no neat drains, or crisp edges outside town, or even smooth transitions to sidewalks in the populated areas.

just a cheap layer of uneven concrete that was slowly getting eaten away by the surrounding vegetation

Raze it to the ground

Hypha
Sep 13, 2008

:commissar:

jBrereton posted:

Harlan County USA, a really good documentary with lots of oldschool union songs.

So is it a musical?

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


Plinkey posted:

nah, you can put no party and skip that part, but i guess you can't do the whole caucus thing there as a no party if you're into that.

??? lol the moment that law is enforced in any capacity it get sued into oblivion

non discrimination applies to political affiliation too

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
The poor guy thought he was gonna have a fun weekend. Thanks trump

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

jBrereton posted:

Harlan County USA, a really good documentary with lots of oldschool union songs.

But does it have Timothy Oliphant shoot a guy every week?

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

Bip Roberts posted:

But does it have Timothy Oliphant shoot a guy every week?
It's got shootin.

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Consummate Professional posted:

The poor guy thought he was gonna have a fun weekend. Thanks trump

its not even trump its just petty homophobia at the border

those border guards have nothing worthwhile to do and they can't gently caress with US citizens (as much) so they get their rocks off humiliating innocent canadians

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Agean90 posted:

??? lol the moment that law is enforced in any capacity it get sued into oblivion

non discrimination applies to political affiliation too

does it? i was trying to find that spells out in some federal or Iowa law.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


FizFashizzle posted:

west virginina is incredibly depressing to drive through and I have no idea what you'd even do to help it.

Like it's the small poo poo you don't think of that really makes it different. the main thing that sticks out is the edges of all the roads were crumbling

there were no neat drains, or crisp edges outside town, or even smooth transitions to sidewalks in the populated areas.

just a cheap layer of uneven concrete that was slowly getting eaten away by the surrounding vegetation

Literally the only new construction in WV is casinos and strip clubs.

HycoCam
Jul 14, 2016

You should have backed Transverse!

DrPossum posted:

https://m.dailykos.com/story/2017/2...rty-affiliation

quote:

Iowa legislature introduces bill to require university faculty applicants to state party affiliation

The legislation proposes that a “person shall not be hired as a professor or instructor member of the faculty at such an institution if the person’s political party affiliation on the date of hire would cause the percentage of faculty belonging to one political party to exceed by ten percent the percentage of faculty belonging to the other political party.”

I leave this without comment
"on the date of hire".... So how would HR know the current party affiliation breakdown?

magiccarpet
Jan 3, 2005




Baloogan posted:

its not even trump its just petty homophobia at the border

those border guards have nothing worthwhile to do and they can't gently caress with US citizens (as much) so they get their rocks off humiliating innocent canadians

lol this is fun to watch in real time

Junkyard Poodle
May 6, 2011


Plinkey posted:

only poop when you're outside the house in public, saves $$ on toilet paper too

Only two ply touches my tush, no thanks

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

hahahaha holy gently caress

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Plinkey posted:

does it? i was trying to find that spells out in some federal or Iowa law.

i did find this

http://www.insurancejournal.com/news/southeast/2016/02/01/397079.htm

quote:

The North Carolina Supreme Court upheld the firings of sheriff’s deputies who declined to donate to their boss’s political campaign, ruling Jan. 26 that they aren’t covered by a state law protecting county workers from political coercion.

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

get to hiring green party and socialist party members! thats way more than 10%!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


Plinkey posted:

does it? i was trying to find that spells out in some federal or Iowa law.

I've seen it mostly in state jobs, not sure if iowa has any since lol like I'm ever going to iowa

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Baloogan posted:

its not even trump its just petty homophobia at the border

those border guards have nothing worthwhile to do and they can't gently caress with US citizens (as much) so they get their rocks off humiliating innocent canadians

TRUMP!

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

wow what a poo poo state

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Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

A lot of spouses split registration so they can be involved or at least aware of both parties, even if they both favor only one. Especially so in closed primary states. I'd imagine teachers and their spouse in any state are more likely to engage politically like this.

I rate this plan 5/5 hitlers for intent, but 1/5 hitlers for effectiveness.

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