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Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008





:allears:

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BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/jpodhoretz/status/834064739181412353
I am Stimpy and America is the announcer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHy8kW632dE

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

Junkyard Poodle posted:

What are your credentials, Dr. Possum?

phd in garbage disposal science

Hypha
Sep 13, 2008

:commissar:
PhD defense now has two phases. The scientific dissertation and the quick draw round.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Apraxin posted:

Hahaha, looks even parts of the FOP are starting to realize they might have hosed up by endorsing Trump. This is our local lodge chair, who looks like a Hollywood stereotype of a bloated, corrupt cop, hates BLM, and told people offended by one of his officers having a nazi tattoo 'calm down, it's just an eagle!:

Nonetheless, FOP president Chuck Canterbury said, the union believed Trump would better support police officers and make "tough choices." But a month into Trump's presidency, McNesby says he believes the president’s promises to support law enforcement are “smoke and mirrors.”

Good job guys!:downsbravo:

Oh no poo poo? His marble mouthed, "I saw this on Fox news a few times and remember some of the vocab words" promises to you might be a bullshit as every other promise he's made in his adult life?!?!?! THAT'S loving WILD MAN!!!!

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth

Pineapple pepperoni pizza yum yum yum 🍕 thank you Iceland

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







west virginina is incredibly depressing to drive through and I have no idea what you'd even do to help it.

Like it's the small poo poo you don't think of that really makes it different. the main thing that sticks out is the edges of all the roads were crumbling

there were no neat drains, or crisp edges outside town, or even smooth transitions to sidewalks in the populated areas.

just a cheap layer of uneven concrete that was slowly getting eaten away by the surrounding vegetation

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!

Squizzle posted:

danf you got a consostwnt poating brand

Pittsburgh is real good. We have the tallest educational building in the US.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Nichael posted:

I'm not infantalizing them, and I do not believe you can reach the vast majority of them. However, I do firmly believe that mental mindsets they are stuck in are not products of their own deficiencies, they're products of a hosed up and broken society. They are ultimately victims too, it's just hard to get them to help you in helping them.

Lie to them and then open up job training centers and/or renewable energy companies in the region and they'll come around

You'll never win them with the truth because the other guy will just lie, and it's a lie they've believed for DECADES that has gotten them to turn out for the liar every single time

Sexual Lorax
Mar 17, 2004

HERE'S TO FUCKING


Fun Shoe

what in the singular gently caress

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Bethamphetamine posted:

EXTREME VETTING

http://www.dailyxtra.com/canada/news-and-ideas/news/us-customs-block-canadian-man-reading-scruff-profile-215531

Canadian man's SCRUFF profile gets him denied entry to US.

A clean phone is suspicious. Changing your passwords is also suspicious.

does "looking for loads" have some non-sexual (and non-trucking-related) meaning in canada or is it just some non-pro barebacking thing

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011



lol kill me

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

lol good
should have that up in canada too

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Seafood on pizza? wtf

maybe some dry rear end shrimp if you're super careful about it.

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
yes id like a large stuffed crust pizza but can u stuff the crust with whitefish

for toppings, just grilled squid, cucumber, lemon slices, and mayo

yes, i am from the country that invented the "sandwich cake" how did you know???

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

dry rear end shrimp looking for loads

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

"If God gets to keep a watchful eye on everyone all the time why can't we?"

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Intel&Sebastian posted:

Seafood on pizza? wtf

maybe some dry rear end shrimp if you're super careful about it.

rear end shrimp b are endangered afaik

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Plinkey posted:

lolol

how fast would this get shot down in court?

Actually, "liberalism is my creed"

Citizen Tayne posted:

Pittsburgh is real good. We have the tallest educational building in the US.



It's a cool and good building I took some classes in there. Really cool inside.

Hypha
Sep 13, 2008

:commissar:

tacodaemon posted:

does "looking for loads" have some non-sexual (and non-trucking-related) meaning in canada or is it just some non-pro barebacking thing

Your guess is as good as mine

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Solarin posted:

dry rear end shrimp looking for loads

but not if you've been eatin a lotta pineapple

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
also gently caress the US - canadian border for seriously cockblocking a canadian

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

jBrereton posted:

This but Harlan County.

Justified?

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...


Admiral Ray posted:

"If God gets to keep a watchful eye on everyone all the time why can't we?"

because God, being all all-seeing and all-knowing, doesn't need to worry about false positives

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Baloogan posted:

also gently caress the US - canadian border for seriously cockblocking a canadian

become the 51st state

RUM HAM
Sep 25, 2009

rear end cobra posted:

Pineapple pepperoni pizza yum yum yum 🍕 thank you Iceland

This is a delicious combo especially if you get if from a proper pizza place that stocks good pepperoni that curls up into little salty grease cups.

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
that border has become more and more grim as ive gotten older. motherfuckers can't stop me tho!

Ruzihm
Aug 11, 2010

Group up and push mid, proletariat!


ATP_Power posted:

My buddy who's a janitor at the local reactor has been talking a lot about this new religion he's gotten into. Pretty edgy shamanic stuff with wolves and ravens all about the dangers of modernity and something about bringing on the Fimbulwinter to purify Earth.

Sounds pretty cool imo I wanna save the planet too!

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

Mangle my brain with research chemicals

Hypha
Sep 13, 2008

:commissar:

Baloogan posted:

lol good
should have that up in canada too

Universities will now have to have half the faculty from Alberta and the rest from Quebec.

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
Poz my trump hole

Junkyard Poodle
May 6, 2011


DrPossum posted:

phd in garbage disposal science

I've been having trouble with my septic, too much poop, what should I do?

Don't you dare tell me to poop less, it's what I live for

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
i mean its not like some french - canadian guy looking for loads is actually like looking for loads of uranium. hes looking for cum.

Hypha
Sep 13, 2008

:commissar:

Hole my poz trump

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Junkyard Poodle posted:

I've been having trouble with my septic, too much poop, what should I do?

Don't you dare tell me to poop less, it's what I live for

only poop when you're outside the house in public, saves $$ on toilet paper too

boethius
Jul 10, 2001

Space bunnies have three ears

Baloogan posted:

i mean its not like some french - canadian guy looking for loads is actually like looking for loads of uranium. hes looking for cum.

Our most precious natural resource.

robot roll call
Mar 7, 2006

dance dance dance dance dance to the radio


voted in a local primary for state superintendent

I was voter number 69

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



I still want to die

boethius
Jul 10, 2001

Space bunnies have three ears

triple sulk posted:

I still want to die

It's going to be okay, fam.

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tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



would canada let me in if i had posted messages saying i wanted to visit Prime Minister Dreamboat looking for loads

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