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cumshitter posted:but he got to keep his book deal cumshitter posted:but he got to keep his book deal cumshitter posted:but he got to keep his book deal cumshitter posted:but he got to keep his book deal  :edballs:
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change my name posted:lmao can we change the thread title to "At least Hitler got to keep his book deal"
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trump schedule for tomorrow 10:30 am || Receives his daily intelligence briefing 11:30 am || Meets with Secretary of State Tillerson 12:30 pm || Begins discussions about the Federal budget; Roosevelt Room, Oval Office 4:00 pm || Leads a legislative affairs strategy session
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Agrajag posted:he was, a goon earlier today posted that exact sentence unironically and i think euphronius was mocking/imitating that. yeah he was and so this is lol
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Business Gorillas posted:you guys ever wonder how adelson feels about helping to mainstream nazis? No because his only concern is Israel and nothing relating to US politics
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MODS CURE JOKES posted:i can assure you, that after many years of posting in SAS, euphorpius is about three levels of irony short to pull off that sort of charade 
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if that actually became the title i would bust my nut because it would be my first time
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MODS CURE JOKES posted:*returns to joke barrister with joseph stalin wig on* the Supreme Council of the Shitpost has deemed the current thread title too Day Crew, and as such antirevolutionary. we must secure a new, nite crew thread title to preserve the vanguard of our postocracy 
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REVOLUTION ACTION!!!!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkb3r9filcM
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Lets kill and eat Eric Garland
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aaah, ooh, democracy dies in teh loving darkness, so deep, oh my democracy has been choking on its own shriveled dick for 40 years, fam
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That DICK! posted:Lets kill and eat Eric Garland harsh but fair
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cumshitter posted:hitler had a lovely childhood too you know. but he got to keep his book deal https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajaejPsU7ok
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That DICK! posted:Lets kill and eat Eric Garland It's time for a little Game (as in meat) Theory 
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Oblivion's still got it:
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Vanguard, who has said nasty things about me, is vanguard of the goyim alone. Sad!
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cumshitter posted:
Bing bong bing, we've got a wiener
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i took a rabbinic studies course at a private catholic (Go Demons!) college because i really, really wanted to keep my schedule Mon-Thurs so i could have a three day weekend and the rabbi studies class was my only option for completing the religion class requirement. i had to take a big test on the oral talmud and some of the written talmud and for the oral one i came up with a pnemonic like "A&P Potatoes was hanging out with Black Sabbath to blah blah" its been a while but i dont remember any of that goy are animals talk anyway the part of the story i was trying to get to was that i was the only one of irish catholic descent in the class which was pretty obvious when Dr. Rabbi read off names for attendance. also, like the moronic 18 year old i was, i asked the professor if i could do my final paper on a really cool interpretration of the sermon on the mount as a call to non-violent protest against the romans that i had found. "No, Cumshitter. You can't do your final paper on Jesus. I feel like you've misunderstood the point of this class." "Yeah, sorry, I now realize that was a very stupid question."
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cumshitter posted:i took a rabbinic studies course at a private catholic (Go Demons!) college because i really, really wanted to keep my schedule Mon-Thurs so i could have a three day weekend and the rabbi studies class was my only option for completing the religion class requirement. i had to take a big test on the oral talmud and some of the written talmud and for the oral one i came up with a pnemonic like "A&P Potatoes was hanging out with Black Sabbath to blah blah" the craziest part of all these stories is that you use your real name as your username
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it started off as a nickname then i changed it to my legal name
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cumshitter posted:it started off as a nickname then i changed it to my legal name that's extremely woke, would you like to be interviewed for my thinkpiece diary on the dailykos?
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its almost like fascists don't say anything in good faith and shouldn't be given a platform to speak 
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gently caress me, that's worse than seeing the giver
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I get so happy hearing about all these town halls where capitalist GOP wieners are getting their poo poo pushed in from both sides for their naked dismantling of government for their corporate masters. Unfortunately, I'm just so nervous that this is just all fake news and paid protestors.
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Business Gorillas posted:its almost like fascists don't say anything in good faith and shouldn't be given a platform to speak um sir? sir? i'll have you know that denying a nazi their soapbox is EXACTLY the sort of thing that george washington's horny ghost would never stand for. shame on you, goon sire, for failing to defend the very pillars of our peerless society
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that dick hole needs surgery im not doc but the skins all torn off and poo poo
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MODS CURE JOKES posted:that's extremely woke, would you like to be interviewed for my thinkpiece diary on the dailykos? yes but ill ahve to skype you from the toilet im buzzed and had a long day so im gonna share the cool MLK version ofthe sermon on the mount i found. jesus mentioned like 3 things and they were (in no particular order) "If a man asks you for his robe give it to hime." roman nobles would find ways to put poorer farmers into debt so they could claim their land. legally they were required to provide a debtor a robe so they wouldn tfreeze to death at night. getting naked in front of someone was supposed to shame them because you werent supposed to show your naked obdy "if a man asks you to walk a mile go two." roman roads had mile markers. a roman soldier could ask as citizen of judea to carry his pack for one marker. if you carried it for two you could report them to the legionarre or whatever and potentially get them in trouble "if a man strikes you on the left cheek show him your right." back then apparently you used your left hand to wipe your rear end and poo poo and your right for eating. you had a "clean" and a "dirty" hand. sinc eyou smack someone with the back of your hand showing your right cheek would force them to hit you with the "clean" hand and bring them down to your level. this is all probably wrong but i thought it was cool and wroth sharing
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MODS CURE JOKES posted:um sir? sir? i'll have you know that denying a nazi their soapbox is EXACTLY the sort of thing that george washington's horny ghost would never stand for. shame on you, goon sire, for failing to defend the very pillars of our peerless society i hope you were going for the felix stolen valor voice because that's how i read this post
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OH gently caress THEY DID IT clam down cumshitter pretend youve been here before
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