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gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
it will just be hillary wearing chelsea's skin

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Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



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red19fire posted:

Yeah, and the DNC is going to railroad her through the primary process. This election was all about rejecting deeply entrenched, corrupt lifelong politicians in favor of outsiders and the DNC's answer is to run a second generation politician who probably feels even more entitled to the office.

Is she also going to ignore wisconsin? Tell 5th generation coal miners to gently caress off? I can't even wait. (assuming the air & water aren't 100% poison by then).

I was going to call you a dipshitted fuckhead for thinking Chelsea is anywhere near any of this but then I remembered Trump is president, then I lol'd and realized I had to forget everything I knew. It was then I knew you were right.

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

fuckin elect oprah!!!!!

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



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FuhrerHat posted:

fuckin elect oprah!!!!!

why not :shrug:

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

oprah / muir 2020

sponsored by cbs and abc

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
couple years ago I made a thread saying that if the repubicans ran trump the dems should run snoop dogg and I think he would win if he ran in 2020 because why the gently caress not

DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!


Holy gently caress this is beyond pathetic.

DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

proof of concept posted:

couple years ago I made a thread saying that if the repubicans ran trump the dems should run snoop dogg and I think he would win if he ran in 2020 because why the gently caress not

I've concluded that the cooler of the two presidential candidates will always be the winner. Snoop could win against anybody.

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist
I wonder if Kanye is still planning on running.

Lacey
Jul 10, 2001

Guess where this lollipop's going?

rezatahs posted:

i wonder did chelsea marry a serial sexual predator too? that would be p lol
Melania is getting long in the teeth so maybe Chelsea could consolidate political dynasties AND marry a rapist by becoming Trumpwife #4.

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

Spunky Psycho Ho posted:



I haven't seen this one, am I late to the party with it

I'm the wristwatch

red19fire
May 26, 2010

fyodor posted:

I was going to call you a dipshitted fuckhead for thinking Chelsea is anywhere near any of this but then I remembered Trump is president, then I lol'd and realized I had to forget everything I knew. It was then I knew you were right.

Thank you, friend.

Knight
Dec 23, 2000

SPACE-A-HOLIC
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I will be a voice for all Americans, your greatest champion lol

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/834181712783560705

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
so-called ____ is probably the most sophisticated rhetorical club in his semiliterate bag and it makes me laugh every time he pulls it out

DangerDongs
Nov 7, 2010

Grimey Drawer
Activism carried out against republicans. Sad!

Is he upset about the activism or liberals?

The Human Crouton
Sep 20, 2002

Knight posted:

I will be a voice for all Americans, your greatest champion lol

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/834181712783560705

Trump spent 20 thoughtless seconds on this, and now CNN is going to waste an entire day on it tomorrow.

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
he's upset because his crowds were bigger way huger the biggest crowds

Dang It Bhabhi!
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Knight posted:

I will be a voice for all Americans, your greatest champion lol

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/834181712783560705

That's how protests work, Easy D. You loving dipshit.

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless


I guess we know where trump picked up "so-called" now

also, that picture should be next to the entry for "irony" in the dictionary

Cobweb Heart
Mar 31, 2010

I need you to wear this. I need you to wear this all the time. It's office policy.
Sorry to white noise, but dang if I didn't just lol, we walked right into that Simpsons joke. We made it reality lol

edit: iirc wasn't even a very good episode

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
id vote for snoop dogg


e:

proof of concept posted:



I guess we know where trump picked up "so-called" now

also, that picture should be next to the entry for "irony" in the dictionary



lol

ozza
Oct 23, 2008

Knight posted:

I will be a voice for all Americans, your greatest champion lol

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/834181712783560705

Easy D genuinely believes R politicians are supposed to be responsible only to R voters, lol

Also bonus lol that the Sad! catchphrase is back in full swing

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
Holy poo poo you guys











































Trump is the POTUS

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea

proof of concept posted:



I guess we know where trump picked up "so-called" now

also, that picture should be next to the entry for "irony" in the dictionary

well gently caress everything then.

No one know anything to be true except for our lord and savior trump, anything he says must be loving gospel

CannedMacabre
Jul 6, 2007

In space, no one
can hear you fart.

The Protagonist posted:

Holy poo poo you guys











































Trump is the POTUS
SCROTUS

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



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I saw George Will on some liberal poo poo show on tv talking about how there are still a die-hard OG conservative core secreted away somewhere in DC plotting their rightful retaking of the throne. I kind of feel sorry for him. He is so upset. He wrote a book about baseball!!

edit: instead i lold

Dang It Bhabhi! fucked around with this message at 07:13 on Feb 22, 2017

bag em and tag em
Nov 4, 2008

Knight posted:

I will be a voice for all Americans, your greatest champion lol

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/834181712783560705

LMAO "The so called angry people are just liberals."

No poo poo dude. ahahahahahaha. I actually love it more because it implies that liberals don't count as people.

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





I love it sooo much when Trump uses "Sad!" lol

Tingfinder
Oct 21, 2013
Had to make a specific category of my archives called Trump Containment for this time, and it's already filled with absolute bottom-barrel stuff, lol.

well why not
Feb 10, 2009










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Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
has trump called anyone a dog since the inauguration?

Viruswithshoes
Mar 26, 2007

my new dog
May 7, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo

Jose posted:

has trump called anyone a dog since the inauguration?

i bet he doesnt even like dogs..

CBT Time
Mar 4, 2005
http://www.cnn.com/2017/02/21/politics/donald-trump-meatloaf/

Trump really likes meatloaf. He forces others to order it when they have dinner with him.

Looke
Aug 2, 2013

"We really do have the best meatlo... oh... you don't like meatloaf? Sad!"

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
trump loves fast food because he thinks its more hygienic lol

Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
I'm not thinking of anything!
trump literally eats his steak well-done

https://www.nytimes.com/2016/03/16/us/politics/donald-trump-butler-mar-a-lago.html - an oldie but goldie article; Trump lies about Walt Disney designing some tiles, and of course he lies about how far he can hit a golf ball too

Bust Rodd
Oct 21, 2008

by VideoGames
Just lol'in at the idea that we have probably already caught Trump (POTUS!) in more lies than any other sitting President, roughly 4% of the way through his (1st) term.

Not just little ones! Big Ones! Sad!

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
here is an lol: after 31 days in office, trump has spent 6 (or 1/5th aka 20% of the time) days golfing

he criticized obama constantly whenever he took a vacation or went golfing

lok

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Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



he's on track to spend well over 200 times his predecessor on travel expenses lol

we elected a cartoon monopoly bougie pig caricature guy guy and he's gonna live that same lifestyle on the public's dime

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