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passionate dongs
May 23, 2001

Snitchin' is Bitchin'

this movie is amazing

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cuntman.net
Mar 1, 2013

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!
https://twitter.com/DonaldPrezTrump/status/834248264018952192

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

jeepers

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



The Muppets On PCP posted:

someone took out this ad in my local paper



Lol same ahir is going on here in IN

One of our Senators, Todd Young, is pretty much the most bought and paid for shill you can imagine. Not hosting town halls, hasn't responded to a single letter or call or email from constituents nothing. Dark money business pacs gave him like 50 mil to buy his seat

People have been harassing him non-stop with every avenue they have, it's been funny. Sadly he will never ever ever release a statement that isn't given to him by some old white executive to read verbatim

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
I really enjoyed McConnell's face of "Oh.. oh dear" today

RUM HAM
Sep 25, 2009

That was the lowest energy day since inauguration. I need my leak fix.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



"How odd, I said only RSVP and even then only known Republicans were allowed in and yet still I got screamed at!"

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006




o that is perfect. i can only retaliate with this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGlKm_Jj8VM

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



RUM HAM posted:

That was the lowest energy day since inauguration. I need my leak fix.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsaNkMh0lN0

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
Tom Cotton gon' get yelled at tomorrow and his dumb rear end is gonna say something stupid and offensive

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Schnorkles posted:

I really enjoyed McConnell's face of "Oh.. oh dear" today

show me his O....dear face :grin:

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Goddamnit my alcohol tolerance is starting to creep up, I wish I would hear back as to if I got the job or not to know if I could safely switch back to weed again

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Lastgirl posted:

show me his O....dear face :grin:

please no

Rubber Tucky
Oct 14, 2004


Next time I will pay attention while choosing my thread tags.
I am preserving my involuntary celibacy for the arrival of the goddess Elohim and we will do it I promise

Rubber Tucky
Oct 14, 2004


Next time I will pay attention while choosing my thread tags.
My sexual frustration and the fact that all women loathe me only makes me stronger

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Rubber Tucky posted:

I am preserving my involuntary celibacy for the arrival of the goddess Elohim and we will do it I promise

Wouldn't that make you a volcel tho?

Rubber Tucky
Oct 14, 2004


Next time I will pay attention while choosing my thread tags.

Epic High Five posted:

Wouldn't that make you a volcel tho?

Not if that's the first thing I say to every woman I meet

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Schnorkles posted:

Tom Cotton gon' get yelled at tomorrow and his dumb rear end is gonna say something stupid and offensive

aw man ol' mouseneck is getting up to poo poo while lastgirl and i are trying to outhipster each other

i've got destroy all monsters and suburban lawns queued up next btw

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Epic High Five posted:

Wouldn't that make you a volcel tho?

it makes him a durcell

you know, one of those electrical cartridges

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Kurtofan posted:

on the can

hemorrhoids

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
im not an incel, im just a cel

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4x0fPZrPV3M

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Schnorkles posted:

Tom Cotton gon' get yelled at tomorrow and his dumb rear end is gonna say something stupid and offensive

it's rude to make light of his domestic troubles

dwarf74
Sep 2, 2012



Buglord

Lastgirl posted:

show me his O....dear face :grin:

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost
It'd be pretty fuckin sick if my terrible representative would show his face in our district for a town hall but he's not gonna because Greta puts him on TV every other day, fuckin shitbird.

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

tacodaemon posted:

o that is perfect. i can only retaliate with this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGlKm_Jj8VM

im gonna go with something more topical

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhDJZm_HyXY

Utz
Aug 1, 2008

by vyelkin
some people have said that they gently caress donkeys in trump tower

some say there's a whole lotta donkeyfuckin goin on up in there

in the penthouse

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

eonwe posted:

im not an incel, im just a cel

and im sitting up in capitol hell

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

i want to believe

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

eonwe posted:

im not an incel, im just a cel

Rubber Tucky
Oct 14, 2004


Next time I will pay attention while choosing my thread tags.
Ok now I'm actually reading r/incel and its bumming me out. We really need universal health care so these guys can go to therapy for free and figure out how to get laid.

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

ScrubLeague posted:

It'd be pretty fuckin sick if my terrible representative would show his face in our district for a town hall but he's not gonna because Greta puts him on TV every other day, fuckin shitbird.

you should poop on his lawn.

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
https://twitter.com/hspaulds/status/833898381101694977

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

perfect

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Shugojin posted:

not actually how averages work, it's technically possible for one person to be so ridiculously smart (or dumb) that more than half ends up on the other side of the average

intelligence seems to be distributed evenly enough, at least according to our lovely measurements, that the mean and median are pretty much the same tho

Due to how intelligence actually works, we lose a lot of smart people to Kansas City or Patterson when they look around themselves and just decide to OD at 24

Utz
Aug 1, 2008

by vyelkin
sheep too

and goats

all hosed in trump tower, some say

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
https://twitter.com/GideonResnick/status/834260846834544640

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triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014




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