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triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



Baloogan posted:

if srs please like, get help

if ironic hell yeah nuclear oblivion

not totally serious but i kinda hate my job despite the pay and i spend most of my time alone

donald j trump being president doesn't help

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Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

Baloogan posted:

probations for lovely puns? ??


thumps up

thumps down




wtf w/ this poo poo man cmon

Tweezer Reprise
Aug 6, 2013

It hasn't got six strings, but it's a lot of fun.

#LoveTheirCuck

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

Smythe posted:

i did trivia with los angeles goons a few times and it owned cept one time this one goonette got really salty about losing and demanded her party venture forth, gutting our team. and that was the end of our trivia team.

I've met two goons

one was cool the other was...a goon

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

triple sulk posted:

not totally serious but i kinda hate my job despite the pay and i spend most of my time alone

donald j trump being president doesn't help

u got cspam
not sure that helps but w/e

Slamhound
Mar 27, 2010

proof of concept posted:

crouching tiger hiddden dragon shoulda won best picture that year

But Crouching Tiger was poo poo, sooo…..???

beergod
Nov 1, 2004
NOBODY WANTS TO SEE PICTURES OF YOUR UGLY FUCKING KIDS YOU DIPSHIT
can someone post some piling on milo poo poo it gets me off

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

triple sulk posted:

not totally serious but i kinda hate my job despite the pay and i spend most of my time alone

donald j trump being president doesn't help

:therapy:

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

beergod posted:

can someone post some piling on milo poo poo it gets me off

o great hes into scat too?????!??

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost
We were just on page 138 which is 69+69

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

aye carumba w/ this guy

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Lastgirl posted:

i never got the heightism thing, and i remember /fit/ going wild over manlets because it didnt matter how swole you were, you still were a manlet

but they took it too obsessively and that's the turn off, not the height thing. It's that your anxiety is a drag and you're being weird as gently caress :chloe: over something you can't change.

And if you're hung up about a woman who cares only for height, well she's got too high standards too, jeez loweez. There's no power move, ditch that weirdo who wants to measure you by the foot.

the only measuring i do by the foot, is fruit~

Donal trump is 6'0'' and he still has to pay women to get peed on

speaking as a dude, being over 6 foot or whatever is just an automatic huge point in your favor. not a big enough one to make you an instant big fish like being a billionaire or whatever, but it certainly doesn't hurt

"tall, dark, and handsome" isn't a mysterious thing, it's been trashy romance novel thing for hundreds of year

My method circumvents all this - instead of being tall and ripped and smart and well connected I'm just funny and personable instead

cuts right to the quick

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

ScrubLeague posted:

We were just on page 138 which is 69+69

math is 4 nerds

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

Lastgirl posted:

here you go




now you're not :3:

woah you found a way to kiss through the internet

Junkyard Poodle
May 6, 2011


triple sulk posted:

not totally serious but i kinda hate my job despite the pay and i spend most of my time alone

donald j trump being president doesn't help

Dawg, just start hufffing paint

Lol jk, you should find someone to talk to and get out and do some leisure sports with groups of people.

Bowling leagues are hella fun

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

Epic High Five posted:

speaking as a dude, being over 6 foot or whatever is just an automatic huge point in your favor. not a big enough one to make you an instant big fish like being a billionaire or whatever, but it certainly doesn't hurt

"tall, dark, and handsome" isn't a mysterious thing, it's been trashy romance novel thing for hundreds of year

My method circumvents all this - instead of being tall and ripped and smart and well connected I'm just funny and personable instead

cuts right to the quick

i bet u banged 0 ladies today

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

Baloogan posted:

you read to the end of the relevation space series?

weak spoilers: what a loving let down

the minute I finished the series I texted my friend who was a book behind me to not read the last 50 pages. gently caress that poo poo. alastair reynolds owns though, pushing ice is loving amazing

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

beergod posted:

can someone post some piling on milo poo poo it gets me off

ok u first

im working on something milo atm in between shitposts

you know, contribution and all that

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Slamhound posted:

But Crouching Tiger was poo poo, sooo…..???

yeah but it could fly

flying poo poo with swords n poo poo

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

i'm 6'1 and i'm terrible

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

i think im like 8ft or somethin i dunno i dont look tall but i FEEL tall

the black husserl
Feb 25, 2005

Epic High Five posted:

speaking as a dude, being over 6 foot or whatever is just an automatic huge point in your favor. not a big enough one to make you an instant big fish like being a billionaire or whatever, but it certainly doesn't hurt

"tall, dark, and handsome" isn't a mysterious thing, it's been trashy romance novel thing for hundreds of year

My method circumvents all this - instead of being tall and ripped and smart and well connected I'm just funny and personable instead

cuts right to the quick

same except i'm 5'1 and shaped like a toad BUT i always have cocaine

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



theree was a time iw as plowing an attracive dirty blonde every singlke day but then she went nuts and trashed my laptop by throwing it out of a window and attacked me with scissors so now im single

got my eyes on a particularly bright and fun gal now who I intend to ply with gifts of delicious food I ahve cooked myself, but she's like 10 years younger than me so I hold out little hope

Life is pain you know, and if you aren't striving every day to keep the pain fresh and awful then you're a loving miserlable shitlord cuck idiot morjn

Big Fat Iguana
Aug 21, 2016

remember. and never lie.
lol both my jobs are in their busy season and both are going to wind down at about the same time I'm so tired right now but in a week I'm going to be bored

the black husserl
Feb 25, 2005

i'm a sober 3 but a "gives you cocaine" 6

PDP-1
Oct 12, 2004

It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood.
trumpy has made us all into sadbrains. have a happy thing to remind you that the world isn't all made of trumps:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQ1gHm8v3ek

Rubber Tucky
Oct 14, 2004


Next time I will pay attention while choosing my thread tags.
Getting laid is really easy when you relate to the gender you want to have sex with as normal people who, like you, enjoy sex.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



the black husserl posted:

i'm a sober 3 but a "gives you cocaine" 6

you shuld uprdagred to heroin, the modifier in that case is x6 insteadof the x2 ur used to

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

cumshitter posted:

theres an incel gawking thread in GBS and someone found this really good post

this thread is just depressing

Big Fat Iguana
Aug 21, 2016

remember. and never lie.
Anyway is eBay down for anyone else? I want to order some muskox wool yarn for my sister

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

Can someone send me some cocaine?

I wanna get into Trump's mind space.

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost
Getting laid is super easy all you have to do is find a hooker.

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Epic High Five posted:

I'm just funny and personable instead

Ya, you definitely paint me as humble with all that bragging



you r tho, but for the sake of joke

Big Fat Iguana
Aug 21, 2016

remember. and never lie.

ScrubLeague posted:

Getting laid is super easy all you have to do is find a hooker.

The incel guys are all too insecure and women-hating to hire a hooker lmao

born on a buy you
Aug 14, 2005

Odd Fullback
Bird Gang
Sack Them All

Solarin posted:

being tall owns eat poo poo everybody shorter than me

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Lastgirl posted:

Ya, you definitely paint me as humble with all that bragging



you r tho, but for the sake of joke

no worries, i'm so experienced in self-deprecation that I've managed to weaponize external-deprecation

literally nothing can harm me anymore because I'm so far beyond the veil of mattering

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

Lastgirl posted:

Ya, you definitely paint me as humble with all that bragging



you r tho, but for the sake of joke

commit to every post
no disclaimers

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

or dont w/e

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Lastgirl posted:

Ya, you definitely paint me as humble with all that bragging



you r tho, but for the sake of joke

also wtf is she drinking there

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the black husserl
Feb 25, 2005

i was short (incel) as gently caress until i got that bonesaw leg extension surgery from gattaca (1997). now i'm sexhaving, bluepilled and ready to resist trump. short ppl = trump supporters?

the black husserl fucked around with this message at 07:16 on Feb 22, 2017

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