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Yinlock: Oct 22, 2008

Epic High Five posted:

DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH

no thanks

# ? Feb 22, 2017 07:40

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# ? May 15, 2024 11:01

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

Solarin posted:

coke dick bad

U AIN'T KIDDIN

# ? Feb 22, 2017 07:40

Gringostar: Nov 12, 2016; Morbid Hound

Epic High Five posted:

DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH

# ? Feb 22, 2017 07:41

Arms_Akimbo: Sep 29, 2006; It's so damn...literal.

"A litmus test for incel status: If you can't play videogames, express interest in a polygamy, or ignore your partner while having sex, you're an incel.

The only two routes to exit this fate are death and the volcel path, which keeps untold power."

# ? Feb 22, 2017 07:41

Turdfuzz: Jul 23, 2008

im dead rite now

# ? Feb 22, 2017 07:41

Jewel Repetition: Dec 24, 2012; Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

Yinlock posted:

you're jewel repetition though

Exactly. I used to be really into it. I was in the top 3 posters in the original Trump thread.

# ? Feb 22, 2017 07:41

deadgoon: Dec 4, 2014; by FactsAreUseless

Lastgirl posted:

https://twitter.com/dril/status/831202111333527552

i cant believe dril doxxed me

# ? Feb 22, 2017 07:41

im cute: Sep 21, 2009

https://twitter.com/ggooooddddoogg/status/834233845373399040

# ? Feb 22, 2017 07:41

Admiral Ray: May 17, 2014; Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Epic High Five posted:

also if truckin and fuckin are your #1 things u must be careful with stimulants, as they can wreck the dicks of unpreprared males

coke dick and shame comprise some of my most treasured memories

# ? Feb 22, 2017 07:42

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

Arms_Akimbo posted:

"A litmus test for incel status: If you can't play videogames, express interest in a polygamy, or ignore your partner while having sex, you're an incel.

The only two routes to exit this fate are death and the volcel path, which keeps untold power."

This is flagrantly exclusionary to serial monogamists

# ? Feb 22, 2017 07:42

Slamhound: Mar 27, 2010

Epic High Five posted:

https://i.imgur.com/vjYwrqs.mp4

Is that crack?

Epic High Five posted:

No, this is much more...

Epic High Five posted:

https://i.imgur.com/7KqJbO5.mp4

�much more sinister.

# ? Feb 22, 2017 07:42

Jewel Repetition: Dec 24, 2012; Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

Arms_Akimbo posted:

"A litmus test for incel status: If you can't play videogames, express interest in a polygamy, or ignore your partner while having sex, you're an incel.

The only two routes to exit this fate are death and the volcel path, which keeps untold power."

Incel... if you ignore your partner while having sex... 🤔

# ? Feb 22, 2017 07:43

Turdfuzz: Jul 23, 2008

Jeb! Repetition posted:

Incel... if you ignore your partner while having sex... 🤔

next level ignorance

# ? Feb 22, 2017 07:44

Lastgirl: Sep 7, 1997; Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Regulation Size posted:

https://twitter.com/ggooooddddoogg/status/834233845373399040

lincoln chafee hahahaha

# ? Feb 22, 2017 07:44

Gringostar: Nov 12, 2016; Morbid Hound

Jeb! Repetition posted:

Incel... if you ignore your partner while having sex... 🤔

wait... that would mean i'm an incel

:ocelot:

# ? Feb 22, 2017 07:44

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

Slamhound posted:

�much more sinister.

you make maple syrop by boiling it

# ? Feb 22, 2017 07:46

Kurtofan: Feb 16, 2011; hon hon hon

im goinna be sick

# ? Feb 22, 2017 07:46

Gringostar: Nov 12, 2016; Morbid Hound

Kurtofan posted:

im goinna be sick

welcome to trumps america

# ? Feb 22, 2017 07:47

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

Kurtofan posted:

im goinna be sick

hi goinna be sick

my name is dad

# ? Feb 22, 2017 07:47

Admiral Ray: May 17, 2014; Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Kurtofan posted:

im goinna be sick

so much for the tolerant left

# ? Feb 22, 2017 07:47

Slamhound: Mar 27, 2010

Baloogan posted:

you make maple syrop by boiling it

You sick gently caress.

# ? Feb 22, 2017 07:47

Philip Rivers: Mar 15, 2010

Regulation Size posted:

https://twitter.com/ggooooddddoogg/status/834233845373399040

lol as if trump cares

# ? Feb 22, 2017 07:47

Big Fat Iguana: Aug 21, 2016; remember. and never lie.

Gringostar posted:

but replace polar bears with bankers

dinosaur vs. CEO

# ? Feb 22, 2017 07:48

Lastgirl: Sep 7, 1997; Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Big Fat Iguana posted:

dinosaur vs. CEO

is that trump in the bg, he looks pudgy

im gonna just say its trump

# ? Feb 22, 2017 07:49

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brlM92kScmM

Big Fat Iguana posted:

dinosaur vs. CEO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=av5pqJaIeCk

# ? Feb 22, 2017 07:49

SpaceGoku: Jul 19, 2011

Philip Rivers posted:

lol as if trump cares

trump is the ultimate carelord of all time

dude gets so pissmad over the most inane things

# ? Feb 22, 2017 07:50

Jewel Repetition: Dec 24, 2012; Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

Regulation Size posted:

https://twitter.com/ggooooddddoogg/status/834233845373399040

The center is Italian finger kiss perfect.

# ? Feb 22, 2017 07:50

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

Big Fat Iguana posted:

dinosaur vs. CEO

is this from the end of the Jurassic Park book where Hammod gets ripped to poo poo in a ditch?

# ? Feb 22, 2017 07:50

Admiral Ray: May 17, 2014; Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Big Fat Iguana posted:

dinosaur vs. CEO

we should sic cassowaries on ceos

# ? Feb 22, 2017 07:51

deadgoon: Dec 4, 2014; by FactsAreUseless

lol if u didn't read "galactic north" before absolution gap

# ? Feb 22, 2017 07:51

ScrubLeague: Feb 11, 2007; Nap Ghost

i know most people think donal trumpis good but ............ actually; he's bad

# ? Feb 22, 2017 07:53

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

absolute north? more like

absolute "vodka is $2 a liter in Russia and they still kill themselve s with bathtub gin"

# ? Feb 22, 2017 07:53

Dick Milhous Rock!: Aug 9, 1974

Yinlock posted:

no thanks

yes thanks

# ? Feb 22, 2017 07:54

KIND OF A KIM DEAL: Oct 28, 2016; by zen death robot

Big Fat Iguana posted:

dinosaur vs. CEO

What are those and are they legal to own in Ohio?

# ? Feb 22, 2017 07:55

Big Fat Iguana: Aug 21, 2016; remember. and never lie.

Beginning to think $12 whiskey was a bad idea

# ? Feb 22, 2017 07:55

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqYJRc0TJkQ

# ? Feb 22, 2017 07:55

Oiled and Ready: Oct 11, 2004; He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

quote:

This time Milo had gone too far.

[It] was more than even the most phlegmatic observer could stomach, and it looked like the end for him. High-ranking government officials poured in to investigate. Newspapers inveighed against Milo with glaring headlines, and Congressmen denounced the atrocity in stentorian wrath and clamored for punishment. Mothers organized into militant groups and demanded revenge.

Not one voice was raised in his defense.

Decent people everywhere were affronted, and Milo was all washed up until he opened his books to the public and disclosed the tremendous profit he had made.

quote:

'Now you're lying.'
'I never lie!' Milo rejoindered with proud dignity.
'You're lying now.'
'I only lie when it's necessary,' Milo explained defensively, averting his eyes for a moment and blinking his lashes winningly. '

Heil Heller!

quote:

'Why is Hitler?'
'When is right?'
'Where was that stooped and mealy-colored old man I used to call Poppa when the merry-go-round
broke down?'
'How was trump at Munich?'
'Ho-ho beriberi.'
and
'Balls!'
all rang out in rapid succession, and then there was Yossarian with the question that had no answer:
'Where are the Snowdens of yesteryear?'

We are all Yossarian now

# ? Feb 22, 2017 07:55