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KIND OF A KIM DEAL
Oct 28, 2016

by zen death robot

Who is this oracle?

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Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Admiral Ray posted:

it's what Canadians do to drink milk

lol nice try, to decipher that ritual you need at least six ranks in Canada Lore

Philip Rivers
Mar 15, 2010

"fart fart braaaaap" - assquotes

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xihzgEsV2nw

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Bip Roberts posted:

tell that to azzquotes, not me, man

excuse me im having a conversation with joseph stalin here

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Philip Rivers posted:

no see this is the no hitlers america, one hitler is okay

quote:

Dr. Gay Hitler, son of George Washington Hitler, was a local dentist in Circleville, Ohio, and served the community from 1922 through 1946. Many roads in the area still contain the word ‘Hitler’ through this family.

we should have known ohio was going trump tbqh

Philip Rivers
Mar 15, 2010

yes this is josephine stalin speaking how can i help u

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

Yinlock posted:

I don't know what this means but it sounds filthy

Oh yeah dude it's pretty raw. Basically you take the bag out of a box of wine and hold it above your mouth, open the valve and slap the poo poo out of it to get more booze. It's really gross cause pretty soon people's mouths get all over it but it's a good social activity

Philip Rivers
Mar 15, 2010

no, no loving way. there is not a person who has ever been named "dr. gay hitler". i refuse to believe it

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Gringostar posted:

we should have known ohio was going trump tbqh

okay how the gently caress did dr gay hitler keep his job through ww2

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
I'm gonna name my son gay hitler

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Philip Rivers posted:

no, no loving way. there is not a person who has ever been named "dr. gay hitler". i refuse to believe it

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Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Consummate Professional posted:

Oh yeah dude it's pretty raw. Basically you take the bag out of a box of wine and hold it above your mouth, open the valve and slap the poo poo out of it to get more booze. It's really gross cause pretty soon people's mouths get all over it but it's a good social activity

Oh I thought you measnt slapping the ballsaxk of any dude drinking from the box atm

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Yinlock posted:

okay how the gently caress did dr gay hitler keep his job through ww2

"Man, Hitler really did a number on my mouth yesterday."

Philip Rivers
Mar 15, 2010

Yinlock posted:

Bernie Porn, Founding Principal and President
Bernie Porn is a partner and President of EPIC▪MRA. Drawing on over three decades of research and communication experience, Mr. Porn's primary role with the firm involves the writing and analysis of the survey research conducted for EPIC▪MRA 's clients. He is also looked to by members of the media, academia and others for commentary on the wide spectrum of topics researched by the firm.

bernie porn doesnt even come close to dr. gay hitler on the spittakeometer and u know it

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Dr. Gay Hitler would be a much more grim version of dr. mario

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Epic High Five posted:

Oh I thought you measnt slapping the ballsaxk of any dude drinking from the box atm

that sounds unfun

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Admiral Ray posted:

"Man, Gay Hitler really did a number on my mouth yesterday."

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

I didn't know Bill Mitchell was living on food stamps, makes me feel sorry for making fun of him :(

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

jesus christ imagine the kind of diarrhea gdub would get from infowars supplements

"general washington, please, take this, it's made of real silver"

"lol wtf why would i eat silver"

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Admiral Ray posted:

"Man, Hitler really did a number on my mouth yesterday."

that's "dr gay hitler" really did a number on my mouth yesterday

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

Epic High Five posted:

Oh I thought you measnt slapping the ballsaxk of any dude drinking from the box atm

I wouldn't gently caress with anyone drinkin booze. That just seems wrong

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
Is there a source other than Reddit for gay hitler cause I want this to be true

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Consummate Professional posted:

Is there a source other than Reddit for gay hitler cause I want this to be true

Google images I imagine

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

like his practice ended AFTER the war so there was conversations between patients and Doctor Gay Hitler during wartime

"so uh...your name's a joke right"

"no i actually come from a long line of hitlers, my father Queer Hitler and my grandfather Homo Hitler were both extremely skilled surgeons"

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost

Philip Rivers posted:

slapping the bag is the most primally satisfying sensation in the world

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8W3NERMKIBM

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Consummate Professional posted:

Is there a source other than Reddit for gay hitler cause I want this to be true

http://www.ynetnews.com/articles/0,7340,L-3103060,00.html

no mention of a dr gay hitler, but the rest of the story checks out

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

Admiral Ray posted:

Google images I imagine

This isn't my first day on the internet bub

Big Fat Iguana
Aug 21, 2016

remember. and never lie.

I've never seen a "food stamp" it's all ebt cards these days

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

Philip Rivers
Mar 15, 2010

imagine the movie being john malkovich but its real life and youre now alex jones

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
general washington, i beg of you, soak your dentures in this collodial silver solution so you arent controlled by hessian fluoride mind control

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound
nailed it

https://www.findagrave.com/cgi-bin/fg.cgi?page=gr&GRid=49151113

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

"and then there was poo poo stabber hitler, the black sheep of the family"

"please stop"

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008


GAY LUDWIG HITLER oh my god

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

parents: George W. Hitler are you loving serious

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

Hahahaha hahahaha

Big Fat Iguana
Aug 21, 2016

remember. and never lie.

This is the best timeline

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound
gay hitler is real

and strong

and he's my friend

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proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Yinlock posted:

parents: George W. Hitler are you loving serious

this is the cherry on top holy poo poo

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