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Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

it's so weird that Ohio went red

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Philip Rivers
Mar 15, 2010

gay hitler, much more wholesome than straight hitler

Big Fat Iguana
Aug 21, 2016

remember. and never lie.
are there any Hitlers left or did they all change their last names

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy
Gay L Hitler is a pillar of this community and he loves Trump.

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Yinlock posted:

parents: George W. Hitler are you loving serious

george washington hitler, please, show some loving respect, canuck

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Big Fat Iguana posted:

are there any Hitlers left or did they all change their last names

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meet_the_Hitlers

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004


:trumppop:

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

also apparently the cemetery was named after him???

he was buried in Hitler-Ludwig Cemetery

KIND OF A KIM DEAL
Oct 28, 2016

by zen death robot

That's punk rock as gently caress.

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

you seriously don't want to go to hitler cemetery at night

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



gay ludwig hitler did nothing wrong

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

dang, this dude

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chenjerai_Hunzvi

how hosed up you gotta be to roll with the nickname hitler?

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

punchymcpunch posted:

gay ludwig hitler did nothing wrong

he apparently kept a dental practice operating through the entirety of WW2 while being named gay hitler

dude must have been a loving incredible dentist

Junkyard Poodle
May 6, 2011


Consummate Professional posted:

The first time I ever slapped the bag my life changed for the better I think

Agreed. By the 10,000 LOL nothing matters

im cute
Sep 21, 2009


Mable Long, on her honeymoon: Sweetie maybe, I don't know, maybe I should keep my last name.
Gay Hitler: no way, we're not naming our son George D. Long, do you know how much poo poo he'll get at school?

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Yinlock posted:

he apparently kept a dental practice operating through the entirety of WW2 while being named gay hitler

dude must have been a loving incredible dentist

tbf, gay had a different meaning back then

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

Yinlock posted:

he apparently kept a dental practice operating through the entirety of WW2 while being named gay hitler

dude must have been a loving incredible dentist

Oh jeez louise, so his professional was oral? :froggonk:

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Gringostar posted:

tbf, gay had a different meaning back then

Happy Hitler sounds like the name of a soon to be very unfortunate wartime german pub

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
let the dead man lie in peace

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/feb/22/kim-jong-nams-body-targeted-in-morgue-break-in

quote:

Kim Jong-nam's body targeted in morgue break-in, say police

Malaysian police investigating the murder of Kim Jong-nam say attempts were made to break into the morgue where his body is being held and have demanded to question a senior North Korean diplomat.

kim jong nam can't catch a break

freckle
Apr 6, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
I love my dead Gay Hitler.

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Could you imagine being on the same street as ol' George Hitler ca. 1980 or so?

Hello, can I speak to ah, Mr. George, uh, Hi- the man of the house please?

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
I wish Gay Hitler was alive for telemarketers

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
just call me ludwig, please

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008


its a better look 4 him

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
Dr Hitler I know I need to floss but man, you got bigger problems

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
NO GAS please just give me a local

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Consummate Professional posted:

Dr Hitler I know I need to floss but man, you got bigger problems

he's a doctor ffs

he's doing better than that other hitler

Dick Milhous Rock!
Aug 9, 1974

:nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon:

:nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon:

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound
by other hitler i mean his sister bertha

she wasn't a loving dentist

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

FAUXTON posted:

Could you imagine being on the same street as ol' George Hitler ca. 1980 or so?

Hello, can I speak to ah, Mr. George, uh, Hi- the man of the house please?

"mr. hitler, have you uh, given any thought to changing your last name"

"how dare you, i come from a proud lineage and my father, gay hitler, worked throughout the entire war to keep our family safe"

"i understand but wait what did you say your dad's name was"

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Bet he was volksy as heck.

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
I just asked my friend who lives in Ohio to do a rap squat next to gay hitlers grave. Godspeed Steve

Venuz Patrol
Mar 27, 2011

just let him kim jong nap in peace

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

proof of concept posted:

NO GAS please just give me a local

"you're gonna have a open a bit wider, or else i'll give you the gas

ha ha a bit of the old hitler humor"

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

i can't decide if it would be better if the hitlers were super oblivious to the absurdity of their last name or not

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost
Have you ever met a girl who likes the band Rush? I'm not sure I have.

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

Consummate Professional posted:

I just asked my friend who lives in Ohio to do a rap squat next to gay hitlers grave. Godspeed Steve

lol @ bein named steve what a silly name

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limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

ScrubLeague posted:

Have you ever met a girl who likes the band Rush? I'm not sure I have.

I think my mom pity likes them for my dad

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