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you might be on to something, OP people are still executed for sorcery all the time. FACT here is article that says "Cambodians are increasingly being executed for sorcery" https://www.pri.org/stories/2014-07-29/cambodians-are-increasingly-being-executed-sorcery and not just cambodia either. People are being killed for being sorcerers all over the place, all the time. FACT how can there be no sorcerers when so many people are killed for being sorcerers? they can't ALL be wrong! FACT there might even be sorcerers reading this very thread! 
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don't sorcshame me
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Sithas posted:don't sorcshame me brujo plz
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Kenzie posted:you might be on to something, OP Are you a sorcerer?
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Moridin920 posted:i like turtles that's racits
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Feb 22, 2017 02:04
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The fact that i eat food and my body turns it all into poop.
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When I rub my nethers enough times some strange liquid shoots out that isn't pee.
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Kenzie posted:there might even be sorcerers reading this very thread! FACT   
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explain this poo poo motherfucker
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Feb 22, 2017 02:43
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traumatic brain injury and/or raised by terrible parents
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JiveHonky posted:explain this poo poo motherfucker What's there to explain? Friendship is magic, hamburger helper uses spices unknown to muggles, and that plushie wolf actually IS screaming for help.
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nawcom posted:traumatic brain injury and/or raised by terrible parents oh... yeah. sorry i just got excited and thought i seen a wizrd
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Black people can be extremely scary, more scary than mortal humans can be on their own, therefore black magic.
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Moridin920 posted:The equation is Fb = dgv - to solve for Fb, you need the volume of the object which you can derive from mass + density. its like, this is the gay baby idiot physics that you learn in high school. poo poo, that you learn in introductory college courses. Really basic stuff that is the foundation of physics is things like gauss's law which does not give a gently caress about the size or shape or volume of whatever you're talking about. Its um uh that one theorem about conservative forces.
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TrustmeImLegit posted:I just put a glass in a full sink and it instantly sank. Because it is more dense than water. A child understands this. But if you call it a boat it suddenly floats. Try putting a square of aluminum foil into your sink. Don't fold it or anything. DO NOT make it boat-shaped. The square can be as big or small as you want it to be, but it must be able to fit in your sink. Go on, I'll wait. Did you see what happened there? How it floated on the surface? it's because I'm a wizard and I have cast a spell to make it do that!
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Sole.Sushi posted:Try putting a square of aluminum foil into your sink. Don't fold it or anything. DO NOT make it boat-shaped. The square can be as big or small as you want it to be, but it must be able to fit in your sink. Go on, I'll wait. The aluminum foil sank to the bottom but the plastic cup floated. Please advise. ? 
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jon joe posted:Are you a sorcerer? No I'm a level 14 warlock JiveHonky posted:explain this poo poo motherfucker That's not a sorcerer that's my fursona
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That's the most shmorky photo I've seen in a while
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Nolan Arenado posted:The aluminum foil sank to the bottom but the plastic cup floated. Please advise. ? W-what sorcery is this!?
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I think the burden of proof lies on the person wanting to disprove that sorcery exists.
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Fredrik1 posted:I think the burden of proof lies on the person wanting to disprove that sorcery exists. Yea its pretty self evident at this point. I don't need to prove the sky is blue, just go outside.
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I am still alive and have a good job despite complete lack of social skills and understanding of adult life.
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Sometimes the penis contains bones, other times not. Never seen a cow egg in grocery store (cows are summoned, clearly ). Penn Gillette channeling the ghost of Ayn Rand. All manners of everyday sorcery.
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I've seen a man suck on a robot penis and breath out smoke.
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Cell phones: Camera / Soul-Stealing Gif playback / Animate Life (illusion) Music playback / Summon Bard services Uber/Lyft/Cab / Summon Carriage services Emergency Services / Summon Elemental/Angel SMS/Text Msg / Telepathy, runic Phone Call / Telepathy, voice Video Chat / 2-Way Scrying Stone Flashlight / Lvl-2 Light (cone) Google / UI - maps/quests/files Porn / Summon Succubus (illusion) Dating App / Summon Succubus (ritual) Awful App / Close Thread
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Fans kill people.
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Sorcery were in that movie Stunt Rock about 40 years ago. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0eFDJ8UztI
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a girl touched my penis once of her own free will I'd like to see modern 'science' come up with an explanation for that
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alpaca diseases posted:a girl touched my penis once of her own free will swamp gas
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I let go of a rock. It falls down. I let go of the moon. It doesn't fall. Conclusion? Either the moon isn't a rock, or someone is holding it up. Both answers point to sorcery.
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Explain how bananas are shaped for a human hand and conveniently open like a zipper with your science. Psst it's sorcery.
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Zorodius posted:I let go of a rock. It falls down. The moon orbits the earth due to the gravitational force between them.
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Miracles are all around us OP https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GyVx28R9-s
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SHISHKABOB posted:The moon orbits the earth due to the gravitational force between them. If that's true then why doesn't it fall to earth?
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TrustmeImLegit posted:If that's true then why doesn't it fall to earth? SHISHKABOB posted:The moon orbits the earth due to the gravitational force between them.
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Yes but if theres a constant attractive force between the two bodies they would eventually meet. Not spin around forever. Obviously the moon hasn't crashed into earth so theres a repelling force balancing the gravitational force. Likely Sorcery.
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TrustmeImLegit posted:Yes but if theres a constant attractive force between the two bodies they would eventually meet. Not spin around forever. another possible explanation is that the moon is an illusion created by a sorcerer.
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