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Phone
Jul 30, 2005

親子丼をほしい。
https://twitter.com/KaivanShroff/status/834269854316249088

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rudatron
May 31, 2011

by Fluffdaddy

Tonetta posted:

I've always wanted to give myself sixers on demand
Is that a euphemism

rudatron
May 31, 2011

by Fluffdaddy
Hold up i need to copy their deets for identity fraud

It's for the next election, you see

Tonetta
Jul 9, 2013

look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

**methodically removes and eats own clothes*

rudatron posted:

Is that a euphemism

No but I would totally gently caress myself

stuffed crust punk
Oct 8, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3B7yf6c3mY

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Look at these paid liberal protestors :sad:

Phone
Jul 30, 2005

親子丼をほしい。

Lastgirl posted:

Look at these paid liberal protestors :sad:

you can tell because they don't have jobs and are living on the government's dime

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
https://twitter.com/justinfacts2016/status/834282387844370432

:psyduck:

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

why are ur posts glowing now?

Are u the chosen one??

and i must meme
Jan 15, 2017
imo you could probably convince DJT to be a socialist if you talked to him for long enough

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!

Mariana Horchata posted:

why are ur posts glowing now?

Are u the chosen one??

She is op

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!

:unsmigghh::syoon::jiggled::jeb::getin:

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004


imagine for a minute obama said this about the holocaust museum


oh good, loyalty tests

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Mariana Horchata posted:

why are ur posts glowing now?

Are u the chosen one??



Vertical Lime posted:

imagine for a minute obama said this about the holocaust museum


oh good, loyalty tests

you mean the one where trump's team omitted jewish people from their remembrance statement?

guess Trump enjoyed those sections about jim crow and segregation too, the man cannot self reflect for poo poo.

Lastgirl fucked around with this message at 14:16 on Feb 22, 2017

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

Fidel Castronaut posted:

I never teach before noon because I hate mornings. But for some reason I just woke up at five am. What the hell do people do at five am?

poo poo/shower/shave before heading to a real teaching job. :smugdog:

Tonetta
Jul 9, 2013

look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

**methodically removes and eats own clothes*

Fidel Castronaut posted:

I never teach before noon because I hate mornings. But for some reason I just woke up at five am. What the hell do people do at five am?

Jerk off at least once to calm the harshness of reality and then face the tweet

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


and i must meme posted:

imo you could probably convince DJT to be a socialist if you talked to him for long enough

DJT's entire worldview is based around whatever makes the last person he talked to like him, so it wouldn't even take long.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Trump is bad by bacon break fast Sandwhiches are good

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich

euphronius posted:

Trump is bad by bacon break fast Sandwhiches are good

Pork roll egg n cheese please

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Fidel Castronaut posted:

I never teach before noon because I hate mornings. But for some reason I just woke up at five am. What the hell do people do at five am?

Get a shower and get dressed

:ms:

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Tight Booty Shorts posted:

Pork roll egg n cheese please

I don't know what pork roll is but it sounds anime

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Fidel Castronaut posted:

I never teach before noon because I hate mornings. But for some reason I just woke up at five am. What the hell do people do at five am?

I'm teaching a guy in India how to do my job, so I have to wake up at 5:00 AM this week.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009


Lol

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003



"People who aren't exactly like me shouldn't have rights." - a reasonable, normal person.

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich

euphronius posted:

I don't know what pork roll is but it sounds anime

It's a jersey thing. It's kind of like bologna. But better.

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!
Young Orc

Rah! posted:

yeah he does

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrRNM9cMBDk&t=48s


"someone shot at you and created a wound in your abdomen!"

"it is not significant"

ed balls

Herzog is my spirit animal.

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Tight Booty Shorts posted:

Pork roll egg n cheese please

look at this baby bitch

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Citizen Tayne posted:

"People who aren't exactly like me shouldn't have rights." - a reasonable, normal person.

right but at the same time, democrats wanted to reach across the aisle for people like these?

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Citizen Tayne posted:

I'm teaching a guy in India how to do my job, so I have to wake up at 5:00 AM this week.

good luck with your future job interviews

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
https://twitter.com/ASankin/status/834181195923496961

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


ArmZ posted:

good luck with your future job interviews

They fired a guy who made a lot of money, gave me his work, and want me to teach this guy in India my old work. He can have it.

If they decide to lay me off too, they can do that if they'd like. *fart*

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004


Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Baloogan posted:

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Sing a song of sixpence a pocket full of rye,
Four and twenty blackbirds baked in a pie

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Lastgirl posted:

right but at the same time, democrats wanted to reach across the aisle for people like these?

Yep, the same people who threw a tantrum and didn't do their jobs for an entire year when it came time to nominate a new Supreme Court justice

R. Guyovich
Dec 25, 1991

and i must meme posted:

imo you could probably convince DJT to be a socialist if you talked to him for long enough

Folks, we gotta give workers the means of production. We have to. I hear — yeah, I hear some people saying, some people, not everybody, the capitalists have it under control. Dishonest! Dishonest.

rudatron
May 31, 2011

by Fluffdaddy
Nerf lastgirl

Gravy Jones
Sep 13, 2003

I am not on your side

That guy's Twitter bio: If readers can tell where you stand you can't call yourself a reporter, and what you produce is not news.

Followed by loads of Prison Planet/Infowars retweets

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!
Young Orc
https://twitter.com/ZekeJMiller/status/834387671485136896

hrmmm yes he will fit in perfectly

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Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!
Young Orc
https://twitter.com/lachancenaomi/status/834261300041678848

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