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Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
lmao the republican senate is still doing pro forma sessions

Sorry Trump, no recess appointments for you. Your own party doesn't trust you.

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rudatron
May 31, 2011

by Fluffdaddy

Lastgirl posted:

heres 1 radical idea

Λ - pointless and fun aren't mutually exclusive :milk:
point conceded

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

DryGoods posted:

I want it in my mouth before I even hear it fired.

:giggity:

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012


A preview of the next call to Enrique Pena Nieto. Where Trump will again casually threaten to invade Mexico.

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

aware of dog posted:

Yeah unless this is something different I'm pretty sure they already found that they didn't test a nuclear weapon

this was several days ago, and yeah, i think that would be primarily detected by seismographs

there's radioiodine in the air though, so there's been some sort of leak or accident somewhere

that's how the chernobyl accident was first detected, a swedish plant's radiation detectors were going off, but it wasn't coming from the plant

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

crazy cloud posted:

the food trucks were only a thing if hillary won and we didn't bigly ethnically cleanse the nation of hispanic people. we aren't getting kebab vans. It's peanut butter white bread sandwiches all the way down. not even crunchy pb, everyone in the trump admin is obviously a smoothcuck. sad.

lol if you don't like crunchy PB

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

crazy cloud posted:

that's what PM Shinzo Abe did iirc

if trump tries to do the grab and yank to me hes going to be in for a nasty surprise and then right into the briar patch



what!????? He grew up in a briar patch?!!!??!! Ooooooooo that trump!!!!!!!!

Hodgepodge
Jan 29, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 224 days!

crazy cloud posted:

ethnic cleansing i can shitpost about and white nationalist potus i can even lol about but if you harm a single innocent burrito so help me satan i will have my vengeance

My stomach is now accepting delicious burrito refugees.

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
https://twitter.com/flashboy/status/834401805392048129

rudatron
May 31, 2011

by Fluffdaddy

eonwe posted:

lol if you don't like crunchy PB
i'll admit to the shame of being a smooth cuck but only because i value my teeth

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

eonwe posted:

lol if you don't like crunchy PB

You know what's really good? Peanut butter with honey mixed into it.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Feminasty Slut posted:

Ted bundy was attractive and a smooth talker. Steve "Ed Gien" Miller IMO.

Ted Bundy's :shepface: on Wikipedia is very disturbing

It's like, how could you not know this man was a serial killer

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

https://twitter.com/flashboy/status/834403168616378368

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Schnorkles posted:

lmao the republican senate is still doing pro forma sessions

Sorry Trump, no recess appointments for you. Your own party doesn't trust you.

that



owns?!?

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
When Trump meets Putin face to face he tries his alpha shake and Putin just judos him across the room.

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
weld a marine battery and a clay pigeon launcher to a rally car cage and hurl pitas at my face

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

rudatron posted:

i'll admit to the shame of being a smooth cuck but only because i value my teeth

what the gently caress kind of cuckteeth can't win against a peanut god drat dude

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

crazy cloud posted:

no it would NOT potato cannons work because potatoes are approximately homogeneous and relatively incompressible. attempting burrito delivery with such a method would result in tears and the waste of perfectly good burritos as they get ripped to shreds during the expulsion process. do not attempt

this man knows what's up

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

mormonpartyboat posted:

weld a marine battery and a clay pigeon launcher to a rally car cage and hurl pitas at my face

i think i had this ninja turtles toy as a kid

rudatron
May 31, 2011

by Fluffdaddy

crazy cloud posted:

what the gently caress kind of cuckteeth can't win against a peanut god drat dude
this is what flouride does to you

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

prefect posted:

You know what's really good? Peanut butter with honey mixed into it.

this guy also knows what's up

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar
it's extremely cool that the defining feature of the Trump administration so far is literally just undoing what Obama and Democrats accomplished. Do Republicans actually do anything of value or pass productive bills? Dont' answer that, DON'T loving ANSWER THAT

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

prefect posted:

You know what's really good? Peanut butter with honey mixed into it.

peanut butter with a bit of salt is far better than sweet peanut btuter

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


good morning cspam

what horrible thing did Trump do today?

Anime Schoolgirl
Nov 28, 2002

rudatron posted:

this is what flouride does to you
lack of

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

rudatron posted:

this is what flouride does to you

hosed up bigly if true. stay safe enamel ghost

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Al! posted:

i think i had this ninja turtles toy as a kid

the radical Islamic pita wagon

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
sorry, nunja turtles, which was the greek knockoff produced in the half league of the medeterranian thats technically international waters

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

rudatron posted:

this is what flouride does to you

turns u gay???

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Louisgod posted:

it's extremely cool that the defining feature of the Trump administration so far is literally just undoing what Obama and Democrats accomplished. Do Republicans actually do anything of value or pass productive bills? Dont' answer that, DON'T loving ANSWER THAT

search your feelings

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
Jeffrey Sessions is a keebler elf in a Klan hood.

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

SKULL.GIF posted:

good morning cspam

what horrible thing did Trump do today?

not die

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

https://twitter.com/hansmollman/status/834165369690550272

the human centipedo

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

SKULL.GIF posted:

good morning cspam

what horrible thing did Trump do today?

kept breathing

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe
well, this is a familiar story: passenger on an airplane feels uncomfortable in the presence of swarthy and exotic-looking fellow passengers

http://www.rawstory.com/2017/02/this-is-not-trumps-america-passengers-cheer-as-racist-man-kicked-off-flight-for-harassing-pakistanis

uh oh, reversal of fortune!

good for united for not kicking off the pakistanis, like delta would have done

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Turdfuzz posted:

turns u gay???

why hello there :wink:

Equeen
Oct 29, 2011

Pole dance~

lmao that ending

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014




lmao

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rudatron
May 31, 2011

by Fluffdaddy

Turdfuzz posted:

turns u gay???
i mean other than that

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