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NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs

5 RING SHRIMP posted:

5 ring shrimp not 5 ring limp. I saw hair and passed her off, even I had limits then. God bless twin rivers for letting a drunk 19 year old like me win $700 on wheel of fortune slots

ayyyyyyyy

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FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Doltos posted:

I went to a club and met a girl saying she was going to take the bar one day. Actually saw her a year or so later in court (she had a very distinct butthole, which is how I recognized her).

that reminds me that all the assistant DAs are stacked like 28 year olds here in Asheville.

also traffic court here owns. in atlanta you would basically beg them to take your money just so you could leave.

Here I decided to challenge the ticket, told them I couldn't make the cops court date, and then just asked if they'd dismiss it.

"Well, now you know better I guess. You're free to go."

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

FizFashizzle posted:

also traffic court here owns. in atlanta you would basically beg them to take your money just so you could leave.

Here I decided to challenge the ticket, told them I couldn't make the cops court date, and then just asked if they'd dismiss it.

"Well, now you know better I guess. You're free to go."
now imagine a black person trying to do this

A Man and his dog
Oct 24, 2013

by R. Guyovich
First day in Costa Rica. I smell like poo poo. But got a good hostel room.

Time to enjoy the experience! Pura Vida!

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







A Man and his dog posted:

First day in Costa Rica. I smell like poo poo. But got a good hostel room.

Time to enjoy the experience! Pura Vida!

Where are you

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

A Man and his dog posted:

First day in Costa Rica. I smell like poo poo. But got a good hostel room.

Time to enjoy the experience! Pura Vida!
:hfive: I was in Costa Rica last week for a wedding. I stayed at the Tamarindo Bay Boutique Hotel and was treated to a free breakfast every morning.

If you're in Tamarindo and want to get your drink on, check out Latitude Blue, Sharky's and The Ocean.

No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008
I'm loving with soups and gumbos now.

A Man and his dog
Oct 24, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Eli Wiggum posted:

:hfive: I was in Costa Rica last week for a wedding. I stayed at the Tamarindo Bay Boutique Hotel and was treated to a free breakfast every morning.

If you're in Tamarindo and want to get your drink on, check out Latitude Blue, Sharky's and The Ocean.

My man. I am in Tamarindo. Shark's is great.

Staying at Oveja Negra. One with the pool table out front.

Also the free breakfast is a nice perk! :dance:

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling
I rode a horse up a volcano in Costa Rica, with 0 training, i don't even remember if I had a saddle. The horse respected me, and our tour guide stopped along the way to fix an injured bird's wing

later that night I feasted on shredded pork and plaintains

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Cool. I stayed in jaco.

It's a beautiful and surprisingly expensive little country.

If you get a chance take a buggy ride into the jungle. They filmed a lot of Jurassic park there and the scenery is indescribable.

Also jump off a water fall!

https://instagram.com/p/7BrQ1XJQRq/

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling
In a few months you can catch me in the Japanese countryside eating a bento box on a shinkansen

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

FizFashizzle posted:

Cool. I stayed in jaco.

It's a beautiful and surprisingly expensive little country.

If you get a chance take a buggy ride into the jungle. They filmed a lot of Jurassic park there and the scenery is indescribable.

Also jump off a water fall!

https://instagram.com/p/7BrQ1XJQRq/

more like... Jump into a giant terlit. Jesus, I did not expect the water to be that brown.

SHOAH NUFF posted:

In a few months you can catch me in the Japanese countryside eating a bento box on a shinkansen


in a few months you can cash me ousside howboudat?

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Chilichimp posted:

more like... Jump into a giant terlit. Jesus, I did not expect the water to be that brown.

You didn't expect waterfalls to stir up sediment?

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling
I stayed in Jaco too, it was not bad but the beach wasn't that great. I had the best fish tacos in Jaco, on a place where you sit on a swing to enjoy your taco. We also rented a Jeep and drove down the coastline and found a hidden beach with jungles full of loud, hooting monkeys

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

FizFashizzle posted:

You didn't expect waterfalls to stir up sediment?

I understand why it's brown, I just didn't expect it.

Waterfalls I'm used to seeing are all on like... limestone rock beds, so sediment is only a thing during flooding rains.

:shrug:

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







I didn't see a loving single monkey there.

I even paid some local at that big pen an hour south of jaco to show me one and he was just like "uh....you want to see another sloth?"

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

A Man and his dog posted:

Staying at Oveja Negra. One with the pool table out front.
I knew that place sounded familiar

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







SHOAH NUFF posted:

I stayed in Jaco too, it was not bad but the beach wasn't that great. I had the best fish tacos in Jaco, on a place where you sit on a swing to enjoy your taco. We also rented a Jeep and drove down the coastline and found a hidden beach with jungles full of loud, hooting monkeys

With all the condiments in the middle of the restaurant?

Yeah that place in unreal.

A Man and his dog
Oct 24, 2013

by R. Guyovich
I just bought cocaine.

I don't feel bad about it.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







A Man and his dog posted:

I just bought cocaine.

I don't feel bad about it.

You're going to after you snort it.

Don't do hard drugs in that country.

A Man and his dog
Oct 24, 2013

by R. Guyovich
Yeah I'm not going nuts or anything.

Bro. The biggest issue I've had is that my hostel door doesn't have a door handle. It's a pain in the rear end.

The biggest deal with travel is just keeping up with all the little poo poo.

Keys, wallet, passport, credit cards, and etc.

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal
All these talk about strip clubs make me realize I've never been to one. Then again, WA state has the most restrictive laws on them anyway.

I guess we balance it with bikini baristas.

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH

FizFashizzle posted:

I didn't see a loving single monkey there.

I even paid some local at that big pen an hour south of jaco to show me one and he was just like "uh....you want to see another sloth?"

Sloths are superior to monkeys anyway

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president
Is Costa Rica cheaper than Belize?

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Blitz7x posted:

Is Costa Rica cheaper than Belize?

No

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Costa Rica is a place for rich people to go who think they're slumming it, if that makes any sense.

Like yeah we're drinking fresh coconut milk and zip lining and eating beach tacos. But we're also going to get an authentic local Swedish massages and drink authentic fifteen dollar Costa Rican cocktails.

Pura vida!

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.
Sounds amazing :(

Meanwhile, I went to Rubio's last night for dinner and got the blackened Mahi Mahi California Bowl :effort:

fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr

SHOAH NUFF posted:

In a few months you can catch me in the Japanese countryside eating a bento box on a shinkansen

Hey, me too! Cherry blossom season better be worth the inflated hotel prices.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
When in Costa Rica, make sure at whatever restaurant you're at for lunch you order the Catch of the Day deep-fried. loving amazing

FUCKFACE MORON fucked around with this message at 18:13 on Feb 22, 2017

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







If you ever want a mind gently caress go to the travel forum and read about people that went to Cambodia.

Almost all of them develop a crippling heroin addiction and basically vanish from the face of the earth.

A Man and his dog
Oct 24, 2013

by R. Guyovich
You can do rich people Costa Rica and stay at a resort. Which is probably boring as gently caress.

Or you do it the real way and loving ball out with the locals.

Also gently caress IT I'm not wearing a shirt. It's 120 degrees outside:

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy
Guys I'm going to Germany in a week should I eat sausages and drink beer y/n

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







HOTLANTA MAN posted:

Guys I'm going to Germany in a week should I eat sausages and drink beer y/n

Best italian food in the world is in southern Germany.

Also mother of god eat rouladen

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

A Man and his dog posted:

I just bought cocaine.

I don't feel bad about it.

I was the president of DARE in 4th grade

have you considered the fact that you will die instantly as soon as you snort that cocaine

A Man and his dog
Oct 24, 2013

by R. Guyovich
The best part was just how creatures of habit we are.

It was the same guy who sold it to me last time I was here a year ago. At the same spot on the beach.

Like "I think I know you and you have a product I would like to buy"

He didn't remember me for poo poo but lol.

Slinging Coke on the beach!

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

I want to go protest.
Nap Ghost

A Man and his dog posted:

The best part was just how creatures of habit we are.

It was the same guy who sold it to me last time I was here a year ago. At the same spot on the beach.

Like "I think I know you and you have a product I would like to buy"

He didn't remember me for poo poo but lol.

Slinging Coke on the beach!

When I visited a friend in Mexico his dealer thought it was hilarious that the dog was named Drogo since its pretty close to "Drug" in Spanish.

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling

A Man and his dog posted:

The best part was just how creatures of habit we are.

It was the same guy who sold it to me last time I was here a year ago. At the same spot on the beach.

Like "I think I know you and you have a product I would like to buy"

He didn't remember me for poo poo but lol.

Slinging Coke on the beach!

Is the coke you bought powdery like flour? you will probably have very bad diarrhea for a bit

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Ehud posted:

I was the president of DARE in 4th grade

have you considered the fact that you will die instantly as soon as you snort that cocaine

Trust me Ehud it's a lost cause

The Big Jesus
Oct 29, 2007

#essereFerrari

HOTLANTA MAN posted:

Guys I'm going to Germany in a week should I eat sausages and drink beer y/n

What cities?

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7 RING SHRIMP
Oct 3, 2012

FizFashizzle posted:

If you ever want a mind gently caress go to the travel forum and read about people that went to Cambodia.

Almost all of them develop a crippling heroin addiction and basically vanish from the face of the earth.

i need to hear more about this, sounds amazing

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