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Drifter
Oct 22, 2000

Belated Bear Witness
Soiled Meat

drunken officeparty posted:

I can't imagine a ham soaked in rum could be so disgusting it's inedible to anyone who likes rum and ham. It would sure be gross and weird but it's not like dipping ham in alcohol will change either of their flavors.

If it's raw/half-cooked the alcohol would make it break down into some type of slime substance.

If it's just a HEAVILY crusted ham with the wet rub made of Rum and sugar and spices, it'd be pretty solid, actually. You'd also have to score it a littel more deeply than just 'through the skin'. You'd apply the rub about 1/3 of the way through cooking, after some internal liquid was forced out by the contracting meat.

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Slightly Absurd
Mar 22, 2004


Yeah, I was disappointed with his Rum Ham. In the show, they clearly didn't just soak a raw ham in rum and call it done. It was some sort of baked ham. I'm no chef, but it seems like they probably soaked the raw ham in rum, baked it, and probably infused it with rum while it was baking

spaced ninja
Apr 10, 2009


Toilet Rascal

Drifter posted:

If it's raw/half-cooked the alcohol would make it break down into some type of slime substance.

If it's just a HEAVILY crusted ham with the wet rub made of Rum and sugar and spices, it'd be pretty solid, actually. You'd also have to score it a littel more deeply than just 'through the skin'. You'd apply the rub about 1/3 of the way through cooking, after some internal liquid was forced out by the contracting meat.

This is probably it, I've always just assumed some heavy rum based glaze for the ham. I do roughly the same with bourbon and honey during the holidays and while eating the ham won't get you a buzz licking the glaze from the bowl most certainly will (and is clearly the best part).

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar
I would imagine no matter how you prepare it in a way that is actually edible, it wouldn't get you drunk when you eat it. For now I think the rum ham as portrayed in the show is in the realm of theoretical hamology.

spaced ninja
Apr 10, 2009


Toilet Rascal

yeah I eat rear end posted:

theoretical hamology.

Is it too late to change my major?

Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.

spaced ninja posted:

Is it too late to change my major?

just lol if you haven't already been majoring in theoretical hamology

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Slightly Absurd posted:

Yeah, I was disappointed with his Rum Ham. In the show, they clearly didn't just soak a raw ham in rum and call it done. It was some sort of baked ham. I'm no chef, but it seems like they probably soaked the raw ham in rum, baked it, and probably infused it with rum while it was baking

frank made it, so it was boiled

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

yeah I eat rear end posted:

I would imagine no matter how you prepare it in a way that is actually edible, it wouldn't get you drunk when you eat it. For now I think the rum ham as portrayed in the show is in the realm of theoretical hamology.

You could make it sous vide at a low temperature for a long time and it'd make it both cooked and keep its boozy essense. You'd probably have to start with a dry cured, old world style ham compared to the moisture rich American style so it could rehydrate with a 60/40 water to booze ratio like a standard 80 proof rum. But l sure as poo poo wont drop around $25/lb for some so so proscutto to test my theory.

timp
Sep 19, 2007

Everything is in my control
Lipstick Apathy

bring back old gbs posted:

frank made it, so it was boiled

Are we absolutely sure he didn't have his pig guy prepare it?

Shbobdb
Dec 16, 2010

by Reene
I just figured they took a roast ham and injected rum into it, like how you make an alcoholic watermelon (or other fruit). A funny take on the venerable tradition of sneaking booze into non-boozy areas. Like putting wine in a coke can.

Sammus
Nov 30, 2005

Shbobdb posted:

Like putting wine in a coke can.

That's still one of the best ideas Sunny has ever had.

drunken officeparty
Aug 23, 2006

The Mick tonight took a dark, dark turn that would fit right in Sunny but it averted course at the last minute.

Also naked kaitlin olsen on a motorcycle.

Shbobdb
Dec 16, 2010

by Reene

Sammus posted:

That's still one of the best ideas Sunny has ever had.

It's one of the reasons why I love Sunny.

For a buddy's Bachelor party we rented a Uhaul and drank in the back while we drove between cities while keeping our very tolerant friend and his girlfriend in contact via walkie talkies (since they were driving).

I was telling my brother this story and he said I had to see this one new show. Thus a love affair was born.

Boozecans is like, High School level man.

Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.

Shbobdb posted:

It's one of the reasons why I love Sunny.

For a buddy's Bachelor party we rented a Uhaul and drank in the back while we drove between cities while keeping our very tolerant friend and his girlfriend in contact via walkie talkies (since they were driving).

I was telling my brother this story and he said I had to see this one new show. Thus a love affair was born.

Boozecans is like, High School level man.

Do you have an older friend who bankrolls all your schemes?

Shbobdb
Dec 16, 2010

by Reene
No, but at this point in my life I'm working on being the older person bankrolling schemes.

Drifter
Oct 22, 2000

Belated Bear Witness
Soiled Meat

drunken officeparty posted:

The Mick tonight took a dark, dark turn that would fit right in Sunny but it averted course at the last minute.

Also naked kaitlin olsen on a motorcycle.

The Mick is solid enough to stand on its own, but it also serves as a great middle between episodes of Always Sunny.

drunken officeparty
Aug 23, 2006

It was also renewed for season 2. I'm glad Kaitlen found job thing that actually is funny even if its the same type of comedy. Groban likes his ladies to pop.

mojo1701a
Oct 9, 2008

Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth

Shbobdb posted:

It's one of the reasons why I love Sunny.

For a buddy's Bachelor party we rented a Uhaul and drank in the back while we drove between cities while keeping our very tolerant friend and his girlfriend in contact via walkie talkies (since they were driving).

I was telling my brother this story and he said I had to see this one new show. Thus a love affair was born.

Boozecans is like, High School level man.

Cook any hot dogs in the Uhaul?

Phenotype
Jul 24, 2007

You must defeat Sheng Long to stand a chance.



drunken officeparty posted:

The Mick tonight took a dark, dark turn that would fit right in Sunny but it averted course at the last minute.

Also naked kaitlin olsen on a motorcycle.

I read this comment before I watched the episode, and I couldn't tell if you were talking about Chip stabbing Dante (that kid is the craziest of all), almost filming a kiddie porn tape to frame Dante, or faking him out with his father right at the end. Thanks for turning me on to this show, by the way -- I never would have known it existed otherwise. I wouldn't have thought Dee could carry a show, but this has been my favorite new comedy of the past few years.

Shbobdb
Dec 16, 2010

by Reene

mojo1701a posted:

Cook any hot dogs in the Uhaul?

No, we just drank beers and used a camping light. It was fun.

drunken officeparty
Aug 23, 2006

Phenotype posted:

I read this comment before I watched the episode, and I couldn't tell if you were talking about Chip stabbing Dante (that kid is the craziest of all), almost filming a kiddie porn tape to frame Dante, or faking him out with his father right at the end. Thanks for turning me on to this show, by the way -- I never would have known it existed otherwise. I wouldn't have thought Dee could carry a show, but this has been my favorite new comedy of the past few years.

I meant the kid porn when I wrote it but honestly any of them could fit in Sunny.

Calaveron
Aug 7, 2006
:negative:
I'm here thinking about rum ham trying to stifle my giggles

RBA Starblade
Apr 28, 2008

Going Home.

Games Idiot Court Jester

Sammus posted:

That's still one of the best ideas Sunny has ever had.

You can buy wine in a can all over the place in DC/Northern VA now.

emanresu tnuocca
Sep 2, 2011

by Athanatos

RBA Starblade posted:

You can buy wine in a can all over the place in DC/Northern VA now.

Well we're not intervening on Frank for a lack of good ideas.

drunken officeparty
Aug 23, 2006

RBA Starblade posted:

You can buy wine in a can all over the place in DC/Northern VA now.

But the point was the can would look like a soda and I'm assuming these cans say WINE on them somewhere.

Call me when you can buy alcoholic sunscreen

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


drunken officeparty posted:

But the point was the can would look like a soda and I'm assuming these cans say WINE on them somewhere.

Call me when you can buy alcoholic sunscreen

Yes, but yours is still just gonna be regular sunscreen, didn't switch out your bottle.

Gordong Dongbay
Oct 18, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Well...uh....that episode was a thing.

ChesterJT
Dec 28, 2003

Mounty Pumper's Flying Circus
Gonna need a second viewing. Not sure how I feel about that one yet.

drunken officeparty
Aug 23, 2006

That was a very back-to-roots kind of episode that focuses on the fact that they own a bar.

But I thought they were doing a Dee likes Charlie thing because of when they banged and was wondering why none of the others were mentioning it and I was disappointed how it turned out :(

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius
I think Dee and Charlie are definitely still banging. Also, that episode was weird as gently caress. When you throw in that they are supposed to run a functioning bar, it really shows how off the wall they normally are. In any other episode I would have been into all these plots, the crate, the worm, the story of their valentines exchanges. Though since Dennis was trying to get them to do their normal jobs, it was actually frustrating to watch them do their crazy poo poo while they have a chance of running a normal bar.

Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"
Fun Shoe

Cojawfee posted:

I think Dee and Charlie are definitely still banging.

I don't know about "still," but Charlie definitely made a passing comment about sex with her to Dennis.

Crows Turn Off
Jan 7, 2008


drunken officeparty posted:

But I don't think even r-rated movies say oval office.
You haven't seen many R-rated movies, I guess?

emanresu tnuocca
Sep 2, 2011

by Athanatos
Yeah Dee and Charlie are totally into each other.

SweetMercifulCrap!
Jan 28, 2012
Lipstick Apathy
It's funny because it used to be implied that they were at least semi-capable of running the bar and we were meant to assume they do it in between schemes, but now I guess they literally are not capable of doing it

Bushmaori
Mar 8, 2009

emanresu tnuocca posted:

Yeah Dee and Charlie are totally into each other.

I saw it more as Dee is still into Charlie because nobody treats her well and she's desperate for people to care about her, whereas Charlie is still into the waitress and probably thinks of Dee in a less serious way. The way Dee lights up when she thinks Charlie was making the valentine for her was pretty sad.

Whatever the case I'm interested in seeing where things go with them.

Missionary Positron
Jul 6, 2004
And now for something completely different
All hail the yuck puddle.

Shbobdb
Dec 16, 2010

by Reene
Can you imagine how dirty the tap lines would be at Paddy's Pub?

emanresu tnuocca
Sep 2, 2011

by Athanatos
Am I the only one who went full Comic Book Guy when it was shown that Charlie can't rhyme given that improvising music and lyrics is the one thing he actually excels at?

Drifter
Oct 22, 2000

Belated Bear Witness
Soiled Meat
Hahaha. His song was so dumb.
"Deeee - you're sweeter than a beeeee -tle."


-
Hahaha.
I loved this episode. it was great.

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Missionary Positron
Jul 6, 2004
And now for something completely different

emanresu tnuocca posted:

Am I the only one who went full Comic Book Guy when it was shown that Charlie can't rhyme given that improvising music and lyrics is the one thing he actually excels at?

He might've been a bit under pressure considering Dee had what he thought a BAG OF ANTHRAX she threatened to open. She would've, too, considering last week's episode.

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