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Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Tonetta posted:

Yes gently caress u like the don does his prosties

trump cant cum until his entire butt is filled with peepee, its true

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Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
now thats how u snipe turdfuzz

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008


smdh

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
https://twitter.com/johnjharwood/status/834527287915724801

"maybe we should take another week to polish this turd"

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


I somehow missed the duck joke and never bothered to learn what it was to preserve the :iiam: of the Donald Duck background.

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Dakota Access Pipeline Protesters Burn Their Camp Ahead of Evacuation

https://www.theatlantic.com/photo/2017/02/dakota-access-pipeline-protesters-burn-their-camp-ahead-of-evacuation/517506/

Hardcore

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




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Pozload Escobar
Aug 21, 2016

by Reene
Cause it's 1 9 7 on a mutha loving cop

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

Al! posted:

now thats how u snipe turdfuzz

idk why u single me out
speically since im a snipe master

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



i think chaffetz is mad that trump stole his title of "most execrable human being currently holding federal elected office"

https://mobile.twitter.com/thehill/status/834504555840827392

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Yinlock posted:

this is the cheney method of reasoning

IMAGINE A TERRORIST HAD A BOMB AND THE ONLY WAY TO DISARM IT WAS TO RIP OFF HIS FINGERNAILS


I never understood why, in these scenarios, the GOP solution always involves making fingernail-torture completely legal instead of saaaaaaay a brave American accepting whatever legal consequences go along with illegally torturing a person in order to save the millions of lives.

Like poo poo man sometimes Jack Bauer drives the wrong way on the highway in order to catch the brown man of the week too, does that mean we should declare the national highway system a free for all?

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

https://twitter.com/dril/status/9990147001

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Former Everything posted:

please change my name to nuclear marijuana bale

do thus plz

its good

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

Internet Webguy posted:

https://twitter.com/johnjharwood/status/834527287915724801

"maybe we should take another week to polish this turd"
The attorney general is going to need people to work shifts shooting it down every time he proposes it, and he will, that's Trump's style.

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Internet Webguy posted:

https://twitter.com/johnjharwood/status/834527287915724801

"maybe we should take another week to polish this turd"

"maybe if we wait long enough judges will forget about that statement of intent to ban muslims that's still published on donald j trump's website. "

WarEternal
Dec 26, 2010

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!

Which lovely bargain bin novel is this from? lol

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/kellyanne-conway-barred-tv-report-article-1.2979564
Kellyanne Conway barred from TV after string of questionable interviews: report

knobgobblin
Oct 28, 2010

got a bone to pick

https://youtu.be/jYmn3Gwn3oI

luv u dril

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
*removes toupee, wipes sweat from forehead*

"ok the only way for us to save the city is if a bunch of beautiful ladies get naked right now, for me, where i can see it"

*downs half a bottle of hydralazine*

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Tonetta posted:

Im gonna nuke this thread with pooposts I must become tje #1 pooposter

godspeef friendo

Tonetta
Jul 9, 2013

look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

**methodically removes and eats own clothes*

Schnorkles posted:

please dont

Well why the hell not

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
i wish trump would read tom clancy!!

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

The Ape of Naples posted:

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/kellyanne-conway-barred-tv-report-article-1.2979564
Kellyanne Conway barred from TV after string of questionable interviews: report

lmao

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Baloogan posted:

i wish trump would read tom clancy!!

first he has to learn to read

baby steps!!

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Intel&Sebastian posted:

I never understood why, in these scenarios, the GOP solution always involves making fingernail-torture completely legal instead of saaaaaaay a brave American accepting whatever legal consequences go along with illegally torturing a person in order to save the millions of lives.

Like poo poo man sometimes Jack Bauer drives the wrong way on the highway in order to catch the brown man of the week too, does that mean we should declare the national highway system a free for all?

right exactly

actually this is why i'm not as worried as some about trump's short little fingers on the button. i know i'd rather face a court martial than carry out trump's order to nuke burger king headquarters because he didn't get enough onion rings with his whopper or whatever

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

Nichael posted:

I somehow missed the duck joke and never bothered to learn what it was to preserve the :iiam: of the Donald Duck background.

hillary rodham clinton's masterstroke plan for the undoing of djt was to have people dress up as donald duck with signs saying "donald ducks (his (((taxes)))!!!1)"

and even her lovely campaign staf was like abuela no

but she was adamant, leading one dude i forgot the name of, higher up in the campaign, to famously say, if the candidate wants ducks on the ground we are gonna have ducks on the ground


there i hope i ruined the joke, the afternoon, and habitable earth for all life. Namaste

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




if youdetonate a weed nuke the areq become hotvoxed for over 💯 thoudand years

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

Admiral Ray posted:

"maybe if we wait long enough judges will forget about that statement of intent to ban muslims that's still published on donald j trump's website. "

federal judges have the attention span of republican voters and draw legal guidance from infowars right

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Baloogan posted:

i wish trump would read tom clancy!!

did you know that tom clancy named his son thom clancy

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




crazy cloud posted:

hillary rodham clinton's masterstroke plan for the undoing of djt was to have people dress up as donald duck with signs saying "donald ducks (his (((taxes)))!!!1)"

and even her lovely campaign staf was like abuela no

but she was adamant, leading one dude i forgot the name of, higher up in the campaign, to famously say, if the candidate wants ducks on the ground we are gonna have ducks on the ground


there i hope i ruined the joke, the afternoon, and habitable earth for all life. Namaste

iceblood spwce emprsds and yhe duck vagrnda

UrbicaMortis
Feb 16, 2012

Hmm, how shall I post today?

prefect posted:

"Has Been" is an unironically good album.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ainyK6fXku0

I agree.

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

Internet Webguy posted:

https://twitter.com/johnjharwood/status/834527287915724801

"maybe we should take another week to polish this turd"

3 years late: almost ready for that executive order trump is almost done golfing

Tonetta
Jul 9, 2013

look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

**methodically removes and eats own clothes*

Duscat posted:

federal judges have the attention span of republican voters and draw legal guidance from infowars right

More like info whores

SirPhoebos
Dec 10, 2007

WELL THAT JUST HAPPENED!

Intel&Sebastian posted:

I never understood why, in these scenarios, the GOP solution always involves making fingernail-torture completely legal instead of saaaaaaay a brave American accepting whatever legal consequences go along with illegally torturing a person in order to save the millions of lives.

Like poo poo man sometimes Jack Bauer drives the wrong way on the highway in order to catch the brown man of the week too, does that mean we should declare the national highway system a free for all?

Show me where it says in the Constitutiontm the government can tell me what side of the road I can or can't drive on.

Yeah, I thought so! :smug:

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Squizzle posted:

iceblood spwce emprsds and yhe duck vagrnda

vagenda of quackocide

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

Intel&Sebastian posted:

I never understood why, in these scenarios, the GOP solution always involves making fingernail-torture completely legal instead of saaaaaaay a brave American accepting whatever legal consequences go along with illegally torturing a person in order to save the millions of lives.

Like poo poo man sometimes Jack Bauer drives the wrong way on the highway in order to catch the brown man of the week too, does that mean we should declare the national highway system a free for all?

Privatize it and make it a state's rights issue.

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
continued existence is, frankly, absurd, ill conceived and should not be approached with any degree of seriousnesz

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Al! posted:

this is a stealth argument for legalizing it, as we could and would produce more than enough domestically

lol 'stealth'

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

Squizzle posted:

iceblood spwce emprsds and yhe duck vagrnda

this but, and i apologize for what i must do, : unironically

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Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




workshoppdf a new slogab for the ducj manproject


"conald trump is a duck"

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