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fishmech posted:Probably about the same as their parents who were raised on toy commercial cartoons, and their grandparents who were raised on radio and tv kid's shows hosted by actual clowns or the station manager's son dressed up as a cowboy or astronaut. um my parents are super hosed up though......
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Let's plays, unboxing videos, and whatever else you find on YouTube isn't substantially different than TV content, at least in a way that would gently caress kids up for watching them. With video games vs TV, ok, you've got an argument. It's a different type of content. I mean, it still didn't gently caress kids up, but it's different enough from what the previous generation grew up on that it at least makes sense. But let's plays, unboxings? They'd be on TV if the people who watched them were the ones who paid the cable bill.
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Pick posted:um my parents are super hosed up though...... He didn't say or suggest they wouldn't be ya weirdo
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TetsuoTW posted:unboxing videos are trash with literally zero redeeming value Well if there's anything that TV has taught us over the last three decades, it's that people will always watch trash.
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TetsuoTW posted:unboxing videos are trash with literally zero redeeming value here's some redeeming value: people like it and it doesn't hurt anyone more than the capitalist machine already does
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CommunistPancake posted:here's some redeeming value: people like it and it doesn't hurt anyone more than the capitalist machine already does
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TetsuoTW posted:i don't think furthering the business interests of trash like lootcrate through the YouTube equivalent of baby rattles for mental children whose identities revolve around their purchases is redeemable even if people like it Please, that's uncrating, not unboxing.
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TetsuoTW posted:i don't think furthering the business interests of trash like lootcrate through the YouTube equivalent of baby rattles for mental children whose identities revolve around their purchases is redeemable even if people like it Surely watching an unboxing video of a lootcrate package will put people off buying them?
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TetsuoTW posted:i don't think furthering the business interests of trash like lootcrate through the YouTube equivalent of baby rattles for mental children whose identities revolve around their purchases is redeemable even if people like it Old Man Yells At Box
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Sunswipe posted:Surely watching an unboxing video of a lootcrate package will put people off buying them? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bl5UH6EZXIM&t=650s
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TetsuoTW posted:unboxing videos are trash with literally zero redeeming value I'll watch unboxing videos for board games before I buy them, so I can get an idea of what the box actually contains to determine if I want to spend my money on it.
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Sunswipe posted:Surely watching an unboxing video of a lootcrate package will put people off buying them? Yeah as far as I'm aware those package companies have a consumer base that's entirely people who open them up on YouTube to complain about them.
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It's off-putting that the veil has lifted and our culture has started producing hardcore comsumerism porn versus the consumerism erotica of regular marketing.
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For what it's worth I -do- play Minecraft with him, often daily, since it's his favorite game, but sometimes he wants to watch youtube guys do it instead because he doesn't know how to do everything/because he thinks they're funny.  5-year-olds have dumb taste
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Hello. I work in a university as research and our field of work is IoT. It's loving trash and worthless.
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Pac-Manioc Root posted:It's off-putting that the veil has lifted and our culture has started producing hardcore comsumerism porn versus the consumerism erotica of regular marketing. And then you add ASMR back in and it's hardcore consumerism porn porn.
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Pac-Manioc Root posted:It's off-putting that the veil has lifted and our culture has started producing hardcore comsumerism porn versus the consumerism erotica of regular marketing. This show started in the 80s, after all
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gschmidl posted:And then you add ASMR back in and it's hardcore consumerism porn porn. I was going to try and make a funny joke title for a fake asmr unboxing video, but then  there are people who listen to someone taking an iphone out of its box and they (presumably) jerk off to it. I pray that every one of these ghouls burn in hell
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Pac-Manioc Root posted:It's off-putting that the veil has lifted and our culture has started producing hardcore comsumerism porn versus the consumerism erotica of regular marketing.  A cartoon about products based on a product about products
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FutonForensic posted:
You could call it... incepshop.
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Mr Milk Carton looks worried he will be bukakked again soon.
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Crocoswine posted:I was going to try and make a funny joke title for a fake asmr unboxing video, but then At least they aren't bronies.
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FutonForensic posted:
Unrestrained, shameless consumerism, distilled into its most base and atavistic form to be sold to children. Amazing.
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wow it's like Foodfight without the weasel
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fishmech posted:At least they aren't bronies. 
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Pick posted:wow it's like Foodfight without the weasel I sat through that on bad movie night and I still don't believe it exists, or that anyone could have thought it was a good idea. Charlie sheen is a raisin-eating dog detective in a supermarket full of brand icons (the characters call them "ikes") that only come to life after the store closes like a bizzarro Toy Story, generic brands come in to take over in the form of lockstepping nazi allegories called brand X, and there's a half-hour "battle" scene finale made entirely of looped footage. The CG quality is below what you would expect to see on a PS2 and everything looks like absolute rear end. There's an ambiguously gay vampire that's super into Charlie sheen's flying squirrel sidekick because he's made of chocolate, an extremely discomfortingly animated weasel named cheazel who is very obviously voiced by one of the producers or something, and interspersed in all of this bullshit are actual brand icons like Mr. Clean, the Hawaiian Punch guy, and Charlie the tuna. MULTIPLE REAL companies lent this insane shitshow the faces and likenesses of their product in a business decision I can only describe as baffling. The movie got auctioned off after being Duke Nukem Forevered for years (it was supposed to come out in 2003) after the people producing it defaulted. Foodfight had a budget of 45 million dollars. It's insane. Cicadas! has a new favorite as of 19:52 on Feb 22, 2017 |
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Cicadas! posted:actual brand icons like Mr. Clean, the Hawaiian Punch guy, and Charlie the tuna. MULTIPLE REAL companies lent this insane shitshow the faces and likenesses of their product in a business decision I can only describe as baffling. From the looks of things this was the first movie in history to use inverse product placement. "Pay up and let us use your mascot, or we'll put in a horrific and incompetent parody version!"
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Cicadas! posted:generic brands come in to take over in the form of lockstepping nazi allegories called brand X https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmoQdgSS7vA
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FutonForensic posted:
So we've got an opened milk carton, an opened chocolate bar, a cookie with a bite taken out of it and a wormy apple, all of which are unsellable. I guess the strawberry is a GMO frankenfood that causes autism or something just to keep the theme up? Cicadas! posted:I sat through that on bad movie night and I still don't believe it exists, or that anyone could have thought it was a good idea. Charlie sheen is a raisin-eating dog detective in a supermarket full of brand icons (the characters call them "ikes") that only come to life after the store closes like a bizzarro Toy Story, generic brands come in to take over in the form of lockstepping nazi allegories called brand X, and there's a half-hour "battle" scene finale made entirely of looped footage. The CG quality is below what you would expect to see on a PS2 and everything looks like absolute rear end. There's an ambiguously gay vampire that's super into Charlie sheen's flying squirrel sidekick because he's made of chocolate, an extremely discomfortingly animated weasel named cheazel who is very obviously voiced by one of the producers or something, and interspersed in all of this bullshit are actual brand icons like Mr. Clean, the Hawaiian Punch guy, and Charlie the tuna. MULTIPLE REAL companies lent this insane shitshow the faces and likenesses of their product in a business decision I can only describe as baffling. The movie got auctioned off after being Duke Nukem Forevered for years (it was supposed to come out in 2003) after the people producing it defaulted. The hard drives containing the entire film went missing sometime around 2002/2003 and they had to start all over again from scratch. It was a total gently caress up from go to whoa. Somfin posted:From the looks of things this was the first movie in history to use inverse product placement. "Pay up and let us use your mascot, or we'll put in a horrific and incompetent parody version!" Some of the companies wisely back out. Chester Cheetah appeared in the original trailer but was removed from the movie. Count Chocula also backed out and was replaced by the gay vampire that Cicadas! mentions. Snowglobe of Doom has a new favorite as of 20:32 on Feb 22, 2017 |
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Crocoswine posted:I was going to try and make a funny joke title for a fake asmr unboxing video, but then I too wish I had been joking.
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Cicadas! posted:I sat through that on bad movie night and I still don't believe it exists, or that anyone could have thought it was a good idea. Charlie sheen is a raisin-eating dog detective in a supermarket full of brand icons (the characters call them "ikes") that only come to life after the store closes like a bizzarro Toy Story, generic brands come in to take over in the form of lockstepping nazi allegories called brand X, and there's a half-hour "battle" scene finale made entirely of looped footage. The CG quality is below what you would expect to see on a PS2 and everything looks like absolute rear end. There's an ambiguously gay vampire that's super into Charlie sheen's flying squirrel sidekick because he's made of chocolate, an extremely discomfortingly animated weasel named cheazel who is very obviously voiced by one of the producers or something, and interspersed in all of this bullshit are actual brand icons like Mr. Clean, the Hawaiian Punch guy, and Charlie the tuna. MULTIPLE REAL companies lent this insane shitshow the faces and likenesses of their product in a business decision I can only describe as baffling. The movie got auctioned off after being Duke Nukem Forevered for years (it was supposed to come out in 2003) after the people producing it defaulted. How much of that was spent on Sheen though?
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Astrobastard posted:ASMR people are the loving weirdest. They managed to chase a British PC hardware reviewer away from youtube because she's relatively attractive and has a soft voice. Creepier than Bronies Idk there ate tons of noises I like irl, a washing machine, fire crackles, distant traffic noise etc vOv. A video with a girl popping bubbles while whispering isn't my thing though.
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I thought food fight was just because all those people's movies are insane and terrible. Or I'm mixing up with a different food movie that's poo poo.
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DACK FAYDEN posted:You can't just mention the nazis and leave out the best character: That reminds me, I haven't played Octodad in forever.
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DACK FAYDEN posted:You can't just mention the nazis and leave out the best character: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXmw2proooA
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