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Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...


Indolent Bastard posted:


They finally hit my retail pet peeve. loving you over in your schedule and then belly aching when you ask for any accommodation. As if what they are doing is fine, but when you do it, you are a jerk.

I got out like two weeks ago and on the very same day I got the offer from the corporate section, my immediate boss quit via text, so the tiny department was down at that point like 2/5 of its labor and the entirety of its management staff. Never before have I identified with :yikes: so strongly.

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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Indolent Bastard posted:


They finally hit my retail pet peeve. loving you over in your schedule and then belly aching when you ask for any accommodation. As if what they are doing is fine, but when you do it, you are a jerk.

I had this happen once when I was working part time at a convenience store. I asked for a Sunday off four months in advance. The manager said to keep reminding her the closer the date came. I did. She scheduled me anyway. I told her I wasn't going to show up. I ended up trading with someone else.

I finally quit by not showing up on a busy Friday afternoon and she had to work my shift - 4pm to midnight - after she had been there since 8am that morning.

Mountaineer
Aug 29, 2008

Imagine a rod breaking on a robot face - forever
Bleeker the Rechargeable Dog



Pickles



Phoebe and Her Unicorn

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)
Retail is a very good newspaper comic.

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost
"Retail" is "Dilbert" transposed as exactly as possible to a mall setting, and "Dilbert" is bad.

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)
I'll disagree, not least because Norm Feuti isn't a huge, gaping, flapping rear end in a top hat

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

A HUNGRY MOUTH posted:

"Retail" is "Dilbert" transposed as exactly as possible to a mall setting, and "Dilbert" is bad.

nah

At worst Retail is like early Dilbert when it was decent, not modern insufferable Dilbert.

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost

sweeperbravo posted:

I'll disagree, not least because Norm Feuti isn't a huge, gaping, flapping rear end in a top hat

I didn't say Feuti was Adams, I said Retail was Dilbert.

The Bloop posted:

nah

At worst Retail is like early Dilbert when it was decent, not modern insufferable Dilbert.

Bosses and clients are so dumb and bad! Why can't they just let us do our jobs?? We're hard working underdogs! The work environment strips us of basic human dignity, but we fight back in tiny ways! It may be ineffectual against the giant corporate machine, but it keeps us from going insane! at the mall

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost
It's weird to me (a former retail worker) that people read the manipulative comic strip, say to themselves "Yeah this happened to me! I remember how mad I was! In fact, I'm angry now, all over again!!" and think that means that the comic is a good thing to include in their lives.

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...


I don't think it's a good thing!

Hell, the ostensible protagonists are the people who make the job even worse than it has to be, and also because Gil was Feuti's better strip.

Kid Fenris
Jan 22, 2004

If someone is reading this...
I must have failed.
I don't mind Retail because it usually has sense enough to punch upward. It's a nice counterweight to smug garbage like Dustin, Dilbert, and the duck comic we don't post here.

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost
The one thing that I actually like about Retail and find moderately insightful is that the main cast only sticks around because they're effectively trapped in the job. Especially in comparison to Dilbert, where the main cast doesn't change because they're trapped in an eternal business hell created by the mind of an abandoned and starving Garfield.

Kid Fenris posted:

I don't mind Retail because it usually has sense enough to punch upward. It's a nice counterweight to smug garbage like Dustin, Dilbert, and the duck comic we don't post here.

OK, the two thing I like about Retail is that Feuti doesn't make strawman characters based on his critics so he can depict them as shrill idiot neckbeards, because if he did I'd be so toast

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


I see what you did there.

Shugojin posted:

I don't think it's a good thing!

Hell, the ostensible protagonists are the people who make the job even worse than it has to be, and also because Gil was Feuti's better strip.
https://twitter.com/normfeuti/status/419133598390702080

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Retail has gotten better since then, though Gil is still missed.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

The Bloop posted:

nah

At worst Retail is like early Dilbert when it was decent, not modern insufferable Dilbert.

I think it was when he stopped wearing a tie that he changed from lovable loser to angry jerk.

im on the net me boys
Feb 19, 2017

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Say Nothing posted:

I think it was when he stopped wearing a tie that he changed from lovable loser to angry jerk.

How long has it been since that change? When it first happened I thought it was going to be a gag for like a week but it never went away.

Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007




Luann


I'll tell you. No. No, he does not. Not now. Not. Ever.


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Aardmania
Jan 1, 2007

Ruining newspapers since 1993.

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Heathcliff


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9 Chickweed Lane

That last panel must be an editor's note that was slipped into the script.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Wow, Luann totally just went from "WELP LES BOUGHT US ALL DINNER HURRAY!!" to "HEY LES IS COMING OVER FOR DINNER" with nothing in between.

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

The Classic Dinette Set wastes not, wants not.


Working Daze is the lowest form of humor.


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Esplanade
Jan 6, 2005


It's Melanoma, Dolly. Welcome to the Funkyverse.

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Sep 22, 2003

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Bread Liar

Endless Mike posted:

Wow, Luann totally just went from "WELP LES BOUGHT US ALL DINNER HURRAY!!" to "HEY LES IS COMING OVER FOR DINNER" with nothing in between.

Maybe the writer got so much poo poo for how loving horrible his "good guys" were being, that he had to desperately jump into a "remember, he's the bad guy!" strip and it's just a coincidence that both happened to be about having dinner?

Of course, his case would be helped if the momma's boy character wasn't being a total jerk right now.

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender

Gorilla Salad posted:

Of course, his case would be helped if the momma's boy character wasn't being a total jerk right now.
What are you talking about, Gunther is such a Nice Guy! :downs:

Also, looking at the strip again, why the hell is Les's dad wearing a suit and tie to a cozy homecooked dinner? At least take the jacket off or something, jeez.

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Jan 4, 2010

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SomeMathGuy
Oct 4, 2014

The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

Mark Trail Meets Art That Will Never Fetch $20K+


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Transmodiar
Jul 9, 2005

You're a terrible person, Mildred.
See below.

Transmodiar fucked around with this message at 08:23 on Feb 23, 2017

Mister Olympus
Oct 31, 2011

Buzzard, Who Steals From Dead Bodies

A HUNGRY MOUTH posted:

The one thing that I actually like about Retail and find moderately insightful is that the main cast only sticks around because they're effectively trapped in the job. Especially in comparison to Dilbert, where the main cast doesn't change because they're trapped in an eternal business hell created by the mind of an abandoned and starving Garfield.


OK, the two thing I like about Retail is that Feuti doesn't make strawman characters based on his critics so he can depict them as shrill idiot neckbeards, because if he did I'd be so toast

On the other hand, people who haven't worked retail may learn about what a crushing nightmare it (and now other min or sub-min wage jobs) are.

Between the unapologetically struggling divorced family in Gil just scraping by feeding their kid on hope, and Retail, I am pretty sure Feuti is currently at the loudest you could possibly advocate for socialism--or at least class consciousness--on the newspaper funny pages.

Has nobody else read them this way?

Transmodiar
Jul 9, 2005

You're a terrible person, Mildred.

Transmodiar posted:

Modesty Blaise





It's been a few weeks, but the adventure continues!





Auto-sorting Imgur albums by filename is next to impossible.

catlord
Mar 22, 2009

What's on your mind, Axa?
Is it still the same new artist that did the last arc?

SomeMathGuy
Oct 4, 2014

The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

Mister Olympus posted:

On the other hand, people who haven't worked retail may learn about what a crushing nightmare it (and now other min or sub-min wage jobs) are.

Between the unapologetically struggling divorced family in Gil just scraping by feeding their kid on hope, and Retail, I am pretty sure Feuti is currently at the loudest you could possibly advocate for socialism--or at least class consciousness--on the newspaper funny pages.

Has nobody else read them this way?

I can follow your thought process (for example, Retail might be literally the only strip I can think of where any retail workers are portrayed as sympathetic) but that doesn't necessarily excuse the flaws in execution. Still, makes for a nice contrast with loving Dustin.

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

Stultus Maximus posted:

Retail has gotten better since then, though Gil is still missed.

Writing as someone who used to hate Retail (and has never worked retail), the strip is definitely much better now than it was during my hiatus from the thread. One factor with that has to be that Feuti got rid of that guy with glasses everyone was always dunking on. The whole plot arc with literally everyone getting pissy at him for successfully negotiating a raise was the strip's low point and it's much better when Feuti is focusing on the real villain- corporate.

For what it's worth I always thought Dilbert was kind of a jerk, which is why I never really get why people think the current version is significantly different than the nineties one. Aside from the advances in technology this whole thing with the legacy system seems like exactly the kind of sad purgatory that was always the foundation of the strip's jokes. Retail treads a much finer line because it's expecting us to distinguish between sympathetic and unsympathetic characters.

Tracksuit





I'm assuming this is some sort of riff on The Defiant Ones.

Mother From Another Country



I have no idea why she's calling it that considering that the Mother From Another Country is obviously not Canadian.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

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Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...


:siren: Boyce has moved to Ballard Street :siren:

Calaveron
Aug 7, 2006
:negative:

To be fair, out of the two comic strips Feuti does, why'd they have to cancel the one that didn't suck?


And lmao at the guy who thinks Gil and Retail are advocating socialism

~Coxy
Dec 9, 2003

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The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

~Coxy posted:

Rhymes with Orange


I thought this, and I'm glad you did something about it :golfclap:

Bobulus
Jan 28, 2007

Shugojin posted:

I got out like two weeks ago and on the very same day I got the offer from the corporate section, my immediate boss quit via text, so the tiny department was down at that point like 2/5 of its labor and the entirety of its management staff. Never before have I identified with :yikes: so strongly.

Yeah, scheduling fuckery is one of the most irritating parts of retail jobs. And my stories are relatively minor:

- When I worked retail in high school, I had to keep telling my boss that, no, I couldn't work shifts in the morning on weekdays. Why? Because I was in freaking high school! I wasn't going to skip class for that poo poo job.

- When the summer of my senior year ended, I tried to be nice and gave my boss four weeks notice. He turned around and said 'No, that's not enough time to find a replacement. I need you to work for at least another six weeks.' Considering that would overlap with my first week of college, I politely told him to gently caress off.

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Aug 28, 2009

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May 1, 2008

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