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1redflag posted:Also, lol at all the people projecting hard as gently caress itt. We get it, it's not because you are an unlovable self-righteous shithead that noone wants to mate with you; it's because of 
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Having a kid in the 20's would be pretty tough. Life is good for a while and then the economy collapses 10 years later. You probably don't have access to good preventative medicine, and if your kids survive polio and rubella then they grow up and probably die in WWII
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canyoneer posted:Having a kid in the 20's would be pretty tough. I just tell my kid to sit on the porch and scare off govment types with a rifle if they come trying to take taxes/census. I don't cotton to no city boys trying to tell me how to work my land. A man wants to run a still, you'd best just let him run a still. 1redflag posted:This thread was clearly supposed to be about making fun of white trash, and you idiots had to go and ruin it trying to impress strangers on the internet. Thank god you saved us.
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1redflag posted:Also, lol at all the people projecting hard as gently caress itt. We get it, it's not because you are an unlovable self-righteous shithead that noone wants to mate with you; it's because of  NICE meltdown
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1redflag posted:Also, lol at all the people projecting hard as gently caress itt. We get it, it's not because you are an unlovable self-righteous shithead that noone wants to mate with you; it's because of I actually am an unlovable self-righteous shithead that no one wants to mate with. Like, I'll fully admit it.
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I'm also a huge narcissist and the thought of actually sharing half of my genetic code with another living creature is terrifying.
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yeah this somehow became the parenting /child free catch all thread but what can I say my child (this thread) is gonna do what it wants i know this girl on my tinder I always swipe left on who's 22 and has FOUR kids . 4 . loving gently caress. I'm 28 and tbh I think my age range should be set to 25 minimum. Just lmao 4 kids 22
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1redflag posted:Also, lol at all the people projecting hard as gently caress itt. We get it, it's not because you are an unlovable self-righteous shithead that noone wants to mate with you; it's because of nice meltdown  edit: gently caress beaten like an expecting mom getting a trailer park abortion a misanthrope fucked around with this message at 01:20 on Feb 23, 2017 |
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Thankyou thread, I have decided to drop some twins up ins my beautiful fiancé. This will be your fault.
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bitmap posted:Thankyou thread, I have decided to drop some twins up ins my beautiful fiancé. This will be your fault. i dont think you read the thread right 
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Professor SJW posted:i dont think you read the thread right Please be a good godparent to my twins
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Please, folks, don't have kids in your 20s even if you'll "luv them sooo much!" because those years are for your tomfuckery and self-improvement and getting structure. Once you get into your 30s, you're in a better spot.
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having kids owns, I can kick their asses in every video game
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imagine never having to get up to get another beer
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Justin Godscock posted:Please, folks, don't have kids in your 20s even if you'll "luv them sooo much!" because those years are for your tomfuckery and self-improvement and getting structure.
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bitmap posted:Please be a good godparent to my twins look i love my godchildren like they were my own flesh and blood, bitmap! but... but i couldn't help myself! bitmap i threw your kids in a bog im so sorry  what you just witnesed was a chilling vision of the future. be warned! be waaaaarned
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flick my Mr. Bean posted:imagine never having to get up to get another beer lol if you dont have a minifridge right next to your haptic rumble gamer chair
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love too have my child get me beers and also love to stop after one because I always have to be able to drive in case ryver eats another tide pod
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"Get me a sandwich."
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:love too have my child get me beers and also love to stop after one because I always have to be able to drive in case ryver eats another tide pod im planning on searching mommy blogs for all the names nefarious is coming up with itt because they dont seem real but i know they probably are
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Professor SJW posted:im planning on searching mommy blogs for all the names nefarious is coming up with itt because they dont seem real but i know they probably are Search your feelings, you know it to be true. Let's hope Mommy bloggers don't stumble onto his wonderful creations or you might be pointing to your attacker in court and saying it was that ryver, third from the ryver on the end
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Would be a good name if it was "RYE-Ver" but with these loving milksops you know it's just "River".
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It's definitely not a great idea to have a kid in your 20s unless you are somehow filthy rich and met the absolute most perfect significant other in the world. Even then there's really no downside to just enjoying a less hectic life for a while. My wife and I originally never wanted kids (we have quite a few friends who said the same and all eventually did) but after about five years of marriage, we felt like we were living and working just to go on vacation twice a year. Don't get me wrong, it was nice having peace and quiet and lots of free time, but it felt a bit too structured and like we were going to work every day for no real reason other than paying bills and going away twice a year. We had a kid in our early 30s and are expecting our second one any day now. We are both very lucky in that we both have stable, well-paying jobs and no hereditary illnesses or anything we can pass down (we had this all checked). It's definitely crazy that on some days I'm so busy with work and kid stuff that I literally don't have time to make a single phone call. But there's no way I'd ever trade it back. And now when we have quiet time, it feels like we earned it instead of it just being what happened after work every day. I'm legitimately excited to go to places like Sesame Place and Disney and I never thought in a million years that I'd say that.
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dude those were my twins you didnt need to throw them into a bog
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bitmap posted:dude those were my twins you didnt need to throw them into a bog When they get dredged up in a few centuries the people will marvel at our bizarre burial rites for twins. "The ancients, although they had IMAX and penicillin, worshiped the 'Great Old Ones' who lived beneath the waves."
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Cum inside, but be prepared to provide
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I shout "I wish you were never born"
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bitmap posted:dude those were my twins you didnt need to throw them into a bog shhh its ok. the bog is their dad now
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Hardawn posted:Cum inside, but be prepared to provide Cum on top, the fun won't stop
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bag em and tag em posted:"Gayden? More like..... oh....umm....."
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Son: "Dada bad dada sometime." Me: "Why is Dada a bad Dada sometimes?" Son: "Dada tell a boy 'no' sometime, Mama not do that."
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Tinfoil Papercut posted:Son: "Dada bad dada sometime." what the gently caress is this poo poo
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"I failed my drug test at UPS, so now I just sell weed to cover the cost of formula and diapers."
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:what the gently caress is this poo poo My son has life figured out at 3.
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My 36 year old wife and I (also 36) still bristle at the idea of having children. But we also live in a place that's too expensive to have children so we never really had the option.
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UnfortunateSexFart posted:My 36 year old wife and I (also 36) still bristle at the idea of having children. I gotta be honest but my 2 year old has not cost me much money up to this point (huge stipulation: I work rotating shifts so we don't have to pay for daycare). Other than diapers and extra food, there's really no costs (friends virtually throw their kids old clothes in your direction). But it obviously will get very expensive come high school and college time I'm sure.
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Tinfoil Papercut posted:Son: "Dada bad dada sometime." i dont know what this is but im calling the cops anyway
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hello cops? i saw a weird post on gbs what is gbs? do you know that "all your base" meme? hold up how long do you have this is going to take a while
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Professor SJW posted:hello cops? i saw a weird post on gbs tell them we made slenderman and I think they'll come runnin' before more bad things happen to white people
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