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Baron von Eevl posted:Mount Gay is a pretty popular brand of rum and therefore objectively very good, I'm surprised you don't already know it. Well, he's only twelve.
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https://twitter.com/miss_shiny/status/833905537255215104 https://twitter.com/marrowing/status/834268055131656192
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# ? Feb 23, 2017 03:55 |
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MisterBibs posted:
You should give Milo a call.
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# ? Feb 23, 2017 05:02 |
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a million years ago but is chuck tingle loving god drat vince gilligan? http://www.cc.com/full-episodes/xui0bb/-midnight-with-chris-hardwick-wednesday--february-15--2017-season-4-ep-4065
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# ? Feb 23, 2017 05:11 |
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*gulp*
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# ? Feb 23, 2017 05:17 |
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Tiggum posted:Well, he's only twelve. I'm gonna be real honest, I've just been trying to come up with a Mount Gay > Eating dicks > Choking on a hotdog joke for the last few hours and I just can't.
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# ? Feb 23, 2017 05:22 |
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Baron von Eevl posted:I'm gonna be real honest, I've just been trying to come up with a Mount Gay > Eating dicks > Choking on a hotdog joke for the last few hours and I just can't. I gave it a whack, and it's harder than I thought.
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# ? Feb 23, 2017 06:19 |
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its all nice on rice posted:I gave it a whack, and it's harder than I thought. I find that hard to swallow.
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# ? Feb 23, 2017 06:29 |
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its all nice on rice posted:I gave it a whack, and it's harder than I thought. That's what she said. I'll show myself out.
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# ? Feb 23, 2017 06:29 |
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BrigadierSensible posted:That's what she said. This is pretty shameful how you stepped on his joke and said "hey I don't know if you know this but this could be taken another way" but also I didn't realize that until you did so I'm the shamefulest one of all.
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# ? Feb 23, 2017 06:41 |
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Baron von Eevl posted:I'm gonna be real honest, I've just been trying to come up with a Mount Gay > Eating dicks > Choking on a hotdog joke for the last few hours and I just can't.
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# ? Feb 23, 2017 06:44 |
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Baron von Eevl posted:I'm gonna be real honest, I've just been trying to come up with a Mount Gay > Eating dicks > Choking on a hotdog joke for the last few hours and I just can't. This is why I settled for the "I'm 12" joke. Every implied joke felt entirely homophobic, and since the cause boils down to an incurable immunize disorder that's bound to become inoperable cancer eventually, I figured I'd go with the "I'm 12" joke instead. E: vvv someone other than me, unless you're mistaken. MisterBibs has a new favorite as of 07:17 on Feb 23, 2017 |
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who's the goon that's been to the emergency room twice because he keeps choking on hot dogs? not doobie
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# ? Feb 23, 2017 07:16 |
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Engineering_school.jpg
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# ? Feb 23, 2017 07:19 |
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Dillbag posted:who's the goon that's been to the emergency room twice because he keeps choking on hot dogs? I'm sorry, but if someone in my family had already been to the ER choking on a hot dog, they would be given the viking funeral they deserved after choking on the 2nd one.
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# ? Feb 23, 2017 08:01 |
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MisterBibs posted:This is why I settled for the "I'm 12" joke. Every implied joke felt entirely homophobic, and since the cause boils down to an incurable immunize disorder that's bound to become inoperable cancer eventually, I figured I'd go with the "I'm 12" joke instead. You are a grown rear end man who was almost killed by hotdogs twice and has never tried rum
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# ? Feb 23, 2017 12:59 |
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That hints at a relation that is usually inverse, I find.
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# ? Feb 23, 2017 13:01 |
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Grown rear end man, drunk on copious amounts of rum, definitely killed by hotdogs, twice.
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# ? Feb 23, 2017 13:04 |
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We really shouldn't be making fun of Bibs for the hotdog thing; he can't help it. We really SHOULD be making fun of Bibs for arguing over in CD that the money a piece of media makes is the only way to judge whether it's good and if people think a movie that made less money is better, it's just because they're jealous. edit: okay the hotdog thing too but only a little
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# ? Feb 23, 2017 13:04 |
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Baron von Eevl posted:
But not too little otherwise he will choke on it and die.
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# ? Feb 23, 2017 13:10 |
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PYF Funny Pictures
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# ? Feb 23, 2017 13:16 |
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Good idea, this derail is going on too long.
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# ? Feb 23, 2017 13:46 |
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Baron von Eevl posted:We really shouldn't be making fun of Bibs for the hotdog thing; he can't help it. During their video games stream, he donated to the Red Letter Media guys (mildly popular internet movie reviewers) to share this idea. There's a great gif that I can't find right now where one of them says 'You are wrong, MisterBibs'.
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# ? Feb 23, 2017 13:51 |
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Baron von Eevl posted:We really shouldn't be making fun of Bibs for the hotdog thing; he can't help it. He did that in the Trek Thread a while back. It's apparently his thing. I've learned to ignore it. He's not a bad guy when he's not shitposting, but who here is innocent? Every goon has one rich vein of shitposting in them. Have a relevant and funny (moving) picture: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbU4VRs2rro
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# ? Feb 23, 2017 14:53 |
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i propose a variation of worthington's law called...postington's law
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# ? Feb 23, 2017 15:18 |
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I appreciate Bibs in the same way I appreciate SMG or Alex Jones. It's good to have someone who is willing to make an argument that absolutely nobody else will back up, it helps keep things fresh and pulls together all the different corners of this forum. poo poo, I just realized that he's basically the vagina monster from Watchmen.
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# ? Feb 23, 2017 16:15 |
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Baron von Eevl posted:I appreciate Bibs in the same way I appreciate SMG or Alex Jones. It's good to have someone who is willing to make an argument that absolutely nobody else will back up, it helps keep things fresh and pulls together all the different corners of this forum. I appreciate bibs for the weirdo method of justification bibs uses for bibs opinions, it is a strange look into a mind so shattered that i simply cannot comprehend a lot of it. So,
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# ? Feb 23, 2017 16:22 |
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Dillbag posted:who's the goon that's been to the emergency room twice because he keeps choking on hot dogs? FYI, this was a legitimate querry and I had no idea the poster above me was the one in question.
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# ? Feb 23, 2017 17:47 |
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Dillbag posted:FYI, this was a legitimate querry and I had no idea the poster above me was the one in question. People discovering the fact that MisterBibs is both a furious dumbass and posts loving everywhere (and is wrong like 90% of the time) is just one of those magical things here in the dying days of Something Awful.
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# ? Feb 23, 2017 19:15 |
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VanSandman posted:and is wrong like 90% of the time I think you have me confused with someone else. Sure, there's a lot of people upset that I'm right, but that's different than being wrong.
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# ? Feb 23, 2017 19:34 |
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I have personally witnessed you defend choking on a hotdog, on more than one occasion, as the actions of a reasonable and normal man.
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# ? Feb 23, 2017 19:38 |
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Heaps of Sheeps posted:Engineering_school.jpg Shameful. That shelf is installed backwards.
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# ? Feb 23, 2017 19:41 |
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Facebook Aunt posted:Shameful. That shelf is installed backwards. That's mechanical engineering. Totally different department. Though they do seem to be working on the coefficient of friction.
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# ? Feb 23, 2017 19:45 |
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VanSandman posted:I have personally witnessed you defend choking on a hotdog, on more than one occasion, as the actions of a reasonable and normal man. You're mistaken, I've never defended choking on a hotdog.
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# ? Feb 23, 2017 19:51 |
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That cat looks stuffed.
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# ? Feb 23, 2017 19:52 |
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Kennel posted:That cat looks stuffed. Probably why he was fine sharing his food.
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# ? Feb 23, 2017 19:57 |
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Noticed this at lunch. ESPN with the hard hitting questions.
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# ? Feb 23, 2017 20:17 |
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A hot dog is a sandwich.
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MiddleOne posted:A hot dog is a sandwich. Whether a hotdog is a sandwich depends on how you define sandwich. Which definition is correct, or for that matter whether there is a correct definition, depends on context, the ability of people involved to reach consensus, and the values and beliefs those people hold. As such, discussion on this subject without a reason for said discussion (ie a reason to give a poo poo) accomplishes nothing. But as the question confronts cultural values and individual beliefs that many have taken for granted to the point of never questioning them, argument is inevitable, despite being obviously fruitless and stupid.
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