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iospace: Jan 19, 2038

Schnorkles posted:

everyone is watching the dumb dnc debate arent they

Nope, I'm current pondering our good friend Ed Balls

# ? Feb 23, 2017 05:17

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# ? May 10, 2024 08:21

VectorSigma: Jan 20, 2004; Transform
and
Freak Out

Grondoth posted:

# ? Feb 23, 2017 05:17

Addamere: Jan 3, 2010; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

oh gently caress i hit skip

# ? Feb 23, 2017 05:17

Addamere: Jan 3, 2010; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

I GOT FRIENDS IN LOW PLACES

# ? Feb 23, 2017 05:17

Sir Tonk: Apr 18, 2006; Young Orc

Schnorkles posted:

https://twitter.com/seanhannity/status/834609908297428994

Hannity has gone full crazy land

lol Jim Hoft

# ? Feb 23, 2017 05:17

freckle: Apr 6, 2016; by Nyc_Tattoo

Schnorkles posted:

everyone is watching the dumb dnc debate arent they

why

not like we can vote in that election

# ? Feb 23, 2017 05:18

Addamere: Jan 3, 2010; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

why do i even have garth brooks on my playlist???

# ? Feb 23, 2017 05:18

Addamere: Jan 3, 2010; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

why am i sober enough to teype this

# ? Feb 23, 2017 05:18

Preston Waters: May 21, 2010; by VideoGames

RUM HAM posted:

is this show actually any good because i couldn't even make it through the first ep

sounds more like are you any good?

# ? Feb 23, 2017 05:19

Addamere: Jan 3, 2010; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

im p terrible pls advies

# ? Feb 23, 2017 05:19

freckle: Apr 6, 2016; by Nyc_Tattoo

RUM HAM posted:

is this show actually any good because i couldn't even make it through the first ep

# ? Feb 23, 2017 05:19

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

iospace posted:

Nope, I'm current pondering our good friend Ed Balls

good

i have no idea why we're all obsessed about a dnc leadership position where anyone of perez, ellison, or butt-gig will be good

# ? Feb 23, 2017 05:20

Inspector Hound: Jul 14, 2003

Squizzle posted:

# ? Feb 23, 2017 05:20

tacodaemon: Nov 27, 2006

oh gee

Jackie Evancho, who sang the national anthem at Trump�s inauguration, asks for a meeting on transgender rights

quote:

Teenage classical singer Jackie Evancho, one of the first performers to be enlisted for President Trump�s inaugural festivities, took to Twitter Wednesday night to express her dismay with the administration�s revocation of federal protections for transgender students and to request a meeting with the president.

In a pair of tweets, Evancho, who has a transgender sister, said she was �obviously disappointed� with the decision �to send the #transgender bathroom issue to the states to decide.�

�U gave me the honor 2 sing at your inauguration,� Evancho wrote in a second tweet to her more than 82,000 followers. �Pls give me & my sis the honor 2 meet with you 2 talk #transgender rights.�

# ? Feb 23, 2017 05:20

Solarin: Nov 15, 2007

Addamere posted:

do not eat a blanket friend

# ? Feb 23, 2017 05:20

Gringostar: Nov 12, 2016; Morbid Hound

there wolf lmao posted:

i did nazi this cumming

i always do the nazi when cumming

# ? Feb 23, 2017 05:21

Bilirubin: Feb 16, 2014; The sanctioned action is to CHUG

euphronius posted:

grim

https://twitter.com/Bro_Pair/status/834563219150741504

Too many polonium cocktails?

# ? Feb 23, 2017 05:21

Bacteriophage: May 2, 2005; CELLUAR LYSIS!

Utz posted:

whatever exists without his knowledge exists without his consent

Utz posted:

a child of god, much like yourself

these own

# ? Feb 23, 2017 05:21

Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

Mariana Horchata posted:

idk i think hes looked like shiet for a while

maybe itd jiat that alkl srmblabce of joy has left his demeanogr

even a man w no capacotu for reflection has to gain somr idra of himselgb when like a bilkion peopke tell him whay he is

imaguhe suddenly undetstanding tgat your doanlr j teubp

# ? Feb 23, 2017 05:22

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Bilirubin posted:

Too many polonium cocktails?

no one is sleeping at the white house because they're trying to centralize power and are horribly understaffed

this, uh, is not going to work.

# ? Feb 23, 2017 05:22

Augus: Mar 9, 2015

VectorSigma posted:

# ? Feb 23, 2017 05:23

Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

Schnorkles posted:

https://twitter.com/maggieNYT/status/834611678729879552

This is gonna be real loving interesting. There's probably a struggle brewing re: Bannon on NSC.

im genuinrly trepidayipus that trpums admjniatration might sudenlu find its rear end w both habds and gain the ability to advance ita own malign agenda

# ? Feb 23, 2017 05:24

Thoatse: Feb 29, 2016; Lol said the scorpion, lmao

petit choux posted:

Back to Little House on the Prairie!

-- a glass-half-full kinda guy.

the glass is half full

of piss

# ? Feb 23, 2017 05:25

Mariana Horchata: Jun 30, 2008; College Slice

Ramadu posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58RSC7HO9aU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNKeBoRbifw

# ? Feb 23, 2017 05:25

Solarin: Nov 15, 2007

Squizzle posted:

im genuinrly trepidayipus that trpums admjniatration might sudenlu find its rear end w both habds and gain the ability to advance ita own malign agenda

# ? Feb 23, 2017 05:25

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Squizzle posted:

im genuinrly trepidayipus that trpums admjniatration might sudenlu find its rear end w both habds and gain the ability to advance ita own malign agenda

The amazing part of this is that they appear to have put Bannon on the NSC and demoted the chiefs and pompeo by accident

That is, Bannon was a conscious decision, but the simultaneously demoting Pompeo and the JC was something they didn't realize they were doing

which is total lmao

# ? Feb 23, 2017 05:26

tacodaemon: Nov 27, 2006

Schnorkles posted:

no one is sleeping at the white house because they're trying to centralize power and are horribly understaffed

this, uh, is not going to work.

# ? Feb 23, 2017 05:26

Kazzah: Jul 15, 2011; Formerly known as
Krazyface; Hair Elf

Squizzle posted:

im genuinrly trepidayipus that trpums admjniatration might sudenlu find its rear end w both habds and gain the ability to advance ita own malign agenda

msae

# ? Feb 23, 2017 05:26

Fallen Hamprince: Nov 12, 2016

btw the French press's term for the transgender bathroom controversy is 'la guerre des toilettes' which is insanely funny to me

Fallen Hamprince fucked around with this message at 05:35 on Feb 23, 2017

# ? Feb 23, 2017 05:27

Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

Addamere posted:

why am i sober enough to teype this

# ? Feb 23, 2017 05:28

Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

Solarin posted:

conway lookin p fly

# ? Feb 23, 2017 05:29

Gringostar: Nov 12, 2016; Morbid Hound

Addamere posted:

why am i sober enough to teype this

if you don't have an iv of vodka 24/7 hooked up to you

# ? Feb 23, 2017 05:29

change my name: Aug 27, 2007; Legends die but anime is forever.

RIP The Lost Otakus.

MizPiz posted:

"Wait, one of the strongest nations on that planet chose a geriatric former actor with Alzheimers as their leader? Holy poo poo, that's definitely going to be lowest point in their entire history."

"And then they did it again??!?"

# ? Feb 23, 2017 05:29

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

tacodaemon posted:

miller is totally unhinged and he just tanked the EO again today and I'm doing a lol

# ? Feb 23, 2017 05:29

Anime Schoolgirl: Nov 28, 2002

Schnorkles posted:

https://twitter.com/maggieNYT/status/834611678729879552

This is gonna be real loving interesting. There's probably a struggle brewing re: Bannon on NSC.

what are the lottery odds on this leading to finding out that bannon is yet another one of putin's fascist plants

# ? Feb 23, 2017 05:29

Mariana Horchata: Jun 30, 2008; College Slice

ooooh i totally just found an eighth from 2 months ago that i forgot about

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kUvX-Uwrzo

# ? Feb 23, 2017 05:30

tacodaemon: Nov 27, 2006

hey squizzle

# ? Feb 23, 2017 05:30

Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

Schnorkles posted:

The amazing part of this is that they appear to have put Bannon on the NSC and demoted the chiefs and pompeo by accident

That is, Bannon was a conscious decision, but the simultaneously demoting Pompeo and the JC was something they didn't realize they were doing

which is total lmao

rmemwve when we learnrf that rrump had no idea he signed simehhibg that puy bannno on the nsc and that he fely grumpy abouy it

# ? Feb 23, 2017 05:30