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Big Fat Iguana: Aug 21, 2016; remember. and never lie.

Jose posted:

do canadian mounty's kill people all the time? they're in red so i assume not

They ride moose which are unpredictable so if they do kill people it's entirely by accident

# ? Feb 23, 2017 08:45

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# ? May 11, 2024 18:40

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

fosborb posted:

but seriously Epic High Five is right. if this is the response for a 13 year old who said "I will sho you cop" who didn't even get killed, this summer we replace xanax for lsd.

In LA specifically, there's 10k cops IN TOTAL, for a population of 3.8 million. An organized uprising that emphasized blocking roads would be effectively impossible to suppress

# ? Feb 23, 2017 08:46

That Robot: Sep 16, 2004; ask me anything about robots; Buglord

has anyone ever called alex jones and straight up asked him if he was schizophrenic? it would be cool even if he is a fake hack rear end bitch who isn't crazy

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# ? Feb 23, 2017 08:46

Lastgirl: Sep 7, 1997; Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Epic High Five posted:

In LA specifically, there's 10k cops IN TOTAL, for a population of 3.8 million. An organized uprising that emphasized blocking roads would be effectively impossible to suppress

and then they will call in the national guard

would be bigger than '92 tho

# ? Feb 23, 2017 08:46

Jose: Jul 24, 2007; Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

That Robot posted:

has anyone ever called alex jones and straight up asked him if he was schizophrenic? it would be cool even if he is a fake hack rear end bitch who isn't crazy

he's bill hicks doing a very extended sketch

# ? Feb 23, 2017 08:47

Third World Reagan: May 19, 2008; Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.

Lastgirl posted:

and then they will call in the national guard

those guys are fat enough that you only need like 10 per road block

# ? Feb 23, 2017 08:47

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

Jose posted:

do canadian mounty's kill people all the time? they're in red so i assume not

they do but its like order of magnitude less than american cops so meh

but yeah i wouldn't want ot be an indian near the rcmp lamo

# ? Feb 23, 2017 08:47

fosborb: Dec 15, 2006; Chronic Good Poster

Epic High Five posted:

emphasized blocking roads would be effectively impossible to suppress

but how would that be different from any other day in LA

# ? Feb 23, 2017 08:47

Big Fat Iguana: Aug 21, 2016; remember. and never lie.

The correct answer to a child walking on you lawn is to make them walk your dog or feed them cookies or something like that

# ? Feb 23, 2017 08:48

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

Big Fat Iguana posted:

The correct answer to a child walking on you lawn is to make them walk your dog or feed them cookies or something like that

nah yelling at them is best imo

# ? Feb 23, 2017 08:48

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

fosborb posted:

but how would that be different from any other day in LA

uhhh I watched an episode of 24 and have been 100% assured that it only takes 10 minutes to get from anywhere to anywhere else in the city, even after one of the 30 EMPs that go off every episode have been detonated

# ? Feb 23, 2017 08:48

Third World Reagan: May 19, 2008; Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.

let me tell you about Canadian first nations women just going missing every year

# ? Feb 23, 2017 08:49

Jose: Jul 24, 2007; Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Baloogan posted:

they do but its like order of magnitude less than american cops so meh

but yeah i wouldn't want ot be an indian near the rcmp lamo

not sure why indians would be anywhere near the mounty's tbh since they're in india

# ? Feb 23, 2017 08:49

fits my needs: Jan 1, 2011; Grimey Drawer

Third World Reggin posted:

let me tell you about Canadian first nations women just going missing every year

what

# ? Feb 23, 2017 08:50

Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

Big Fat Iguana posted:

They ride moose which are unpredictable so if they do kill people it's entirely by accident

# ? Feb 23, 2017 08:50

Third World Reagan: May 19, 2008; Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.

fits my needs posted:

what

they go missing

# ? Feb 23, 2017 08:50

Big Fat Iguana: Aug 21, 2016; remember. and never lie.

Third World Reggin posted:

let me tell you about Canadian first nations women just going missing every year

Long distance truckers are somehow even lower scum than cops lol

# ? Feb 23, 2017 08:50

Third World Reagan: May 19, 2008; Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.

every year

# ? Feb 23, 2017 08:51

fits my needs: Jan 1, 2011; Grimey Drawer

Third World Reggin posted:

every year

why

# ? Feb 23, 2017 08:51

Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

Jose posted:

not sure why indians would be anywhere near the mounty's tbh since they're in india

# ? Feb 23, 2017 08:52

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

Jose posted:

not sure why indians would be anywhere near the mounty's tbh since they're in india

i got indian friends and im related to a band up in yukon

i know hella indians

# ? Feb 23, 2017 08:52

Junkyard Poodle: May 6, 2011

fits my needs posted:

why

No why
-dude in Vancouver

# ? Feb 23, 2017 08:52

Third World Reagan: May 19, 2008; Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.

fits my needs posted:

why

cops, trucks, migration, guns

# ? Feb 23, 2017 08:53

fits my needs: Jan 1, 2011; Grimey Drawer

Baloogan posted:

i got indian friends and im related to a band up in yukon

i know hella indians

yeah yeah, every white dude is like 1/26th native american or whatever.

# ? Feb 23, 2017 08:53

a cyberpunk goose: May 21, 2007

fits my needs posted:

why

cuz they can't find em

# ? Feb 23, 2017 08:53

Jose: Jul 24, 2007; Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Junkyard Poodle posted:

No why
-dude in Vancouver

lol

# ? Feb 23, 2017 08:53

Third World Reagan: May 19, 2008; Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.

netflix and chill is probably also why

# ? Feb 23, 2017 08:53

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

fits my needs posted:

yeah yeah, every white dude is like 1/26th native american or whatever.

edit: lol doxxin

Baloogan fucked around with this message at 08:57 on Feb 23, 2017

# ? Feb 23, 2017 08:54

fosborb: Dec 15, 2006; Chronic Good Poster

Big Fat Iguana posted:

Long distance truckers are somehow even lower scum than cops lol

reached hive of scum and villainy

# ? Feb 23, 2017 08:54

Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

fits my needs posted:

why

# ? Feb 23, 2017 08:55

Big Fat Iguana: Aug 21, 2016; remember. and never lie.

There's literally hundreds of long-haul truck drivers the FBI think might be serial killers

Sleep tight!

# ? Feb 23, 2017 08:58

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

i have singlehandedly introduced anime to entire regions of yukon

# ? Feb 23, 2017 08:59

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

i have a stack of kill la kill VHS and dvd im taking up there this summer

# ? Feb 23, 2017 08:59

fits my needs: Jan 1, 2011; Grimey Drawer

Squizzle posted:

# ? Feb 23, 2017 09:00

Lessail: Apr 1, 2011; tell me how vgk aren't playing like shit again

p.s. help my grapes are so sour!

ScrubLeague posted:

Hey guys don't have kids. I know you think you're capable of producing a nice little guy who will do good things for the world but guess what you're not a nice guy does good things for the world so there's absolutely no way one's gonna come out of your nutsack.

just get a pet and be happy

# ? Feb 23, 2017 09:00