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HookedOnChthonics
Dec 5, 2015

Profoundly dull


angerbeet posted:

The secret to good Timmy's is to get 1/2 coffee and 1/2 hot chocolate.

Also to be in 1997 before they changed everything to a raging pile of suck.

... is that what a double-double is? JFC I lived in Canada for literal years I should know this :cripes:
The only thing I ever had from tim horton's was an asiago bagel once :canada:

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ToxicFrog
Apr 26, 2008


HookedOnChthonics posted:

... is that what a double-double is? JFC I lived in Canada for literal years I should know this :cripes:
The only thing I ever had from tim horton's was an asiago bagel once :canada:

No, a double-double is a coffee with two creams and two sugars. A coffee/hot chocolate mix is a mocha.

snoo
Jul 5, 2007




my husband got a deep-fried chicken neck in his popeyes tenders. he bit right into it. :gonk:

we like popeyes, and it's kinda understandable... but jesus

McSpergin
Sep 10, 2013

Alaois posted:

last time I had rodizio they had cinnamon-dusted pineapple around the middle as a sort of palette cleanser and it was incredible

:agesilaus: It's the poo poo, well and truly

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob

ToxicFrog posted:

No, a double-double is a coffee with two creams and two sugars. A coffee/hot chocolate mix is a mocha.

A mocha is somehow not the same, they'll try to make you get a mocha but you demand 1/2 hot chocolate and half coffee.

Megabound
Oct 20, 2012

Ceciltron posted:

I overheard some folks enthusiastically saying that McDonalds' coffee now is pretty much exactly like Tim Hortons' coffee was a while back. I don't drink coffee much so I wouldn't know.

How does America deal with having poo poo coffee from every single establishment? I'm dreading visiting because I'm sure no one will know what a latte is.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Megabound posted:

How does America deal with having poo poo coffee from every single establishment? I'm dreading visiting because I'm sure no one will know what a latte is.

Fear not. In every coffeeshop in Manhattan you can get a latte. And you will. No matter what you order.

Latte? Big cup of milky coffee with little flowers drawn on top in milk.
Cappuccino? Big cup of milky coffee with little flowers drawn on top in milk.
Flat white? Big cup of milky coffee with little flowers drawn on top in milk.

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

Otana posted:

loving hell I would need one of those ortolan shame napkins to drape over my head while I ate that.

Umeboshi are one of my favorite things, there's a YouTuber who made a type of pork katsu using super thinly sliced pork (the kind sold for shabu-shabu or yakiniku) with mashed umeboshi in between the layers. It's loving incredible.

To contribute, have a classic British beach snack:



Cockles and mussels with salt and malt vinegar. Windblown sand adds a deliciously unexpected crunch.

Hirayuki posted:

This flavor combo is standard at many tonkatsu restaurants in Japan (and yes, it's loving incredible). If you're lucky enough to live somewhere near a branch of Kimukatsu (Japan, LA, somewhere in the Philippines, I think), hit them up for "mille feuille" katsu with plum and shiso.

Meanwhile, please "enjoy" this photo of medium-rare beef katsu.



So would, both of these. Probably at the same time, albeit I would prefer to avoid sandy beef.

cyberia
Jun 24, 2011

Do not call me that!
Snuffles was my slave name.
You shall now call me Snowball; because my fur is pretty and white.

Megabound posted:

How does America deal with having poo poo coffee from every single establishment? I'm dreading visiting because I'm sure no one will know what a latte is.

Whenever I've been to Europe or America I just get black coffee. It's still not as good as the coffee in Melbourne but at least it's not just a cup of warm milk that someone waved a coffee bean over.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Data Graham posted:

Fear not. In every coffeeshop in Manhattan you can get a latte. And you will. No matter what you order.

Latte? Big cup of milky coffee with little flowers drawn on top in milk.
Cappuccino? Big cup of milky coffee with little flowers drawn on top in milk.
Flat white? Big cup of milky coffee with little flowers drawn on top in milk.

You also need to pay attention to what kind of establishment youre in. If you dont see any vietnamese people or feel maybe the south will rise again dont order a cafe au lait.

Cafe con Leche? Big cup of milk coffee
Cafe con Leche from a dude who you are uncertain if he is not an actual active worshipper of Tlaloc? The best coffee of your life

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


Ceciltron posted:

I overheard some folks enthusiastically saying that McDonalds' coffee now is pretty much exactly like Tim Hortons' coffee was a while back. I don't drink coffee much so I wouldn't know.

Also their hot chocolate tastes exactly like childhood disappointment, where, expecting the tasty, frothy boiled milk hot chocolate you get the watery, nasty, warm instant powder in water hot chocolate. Good for depression nostalgia, bad for taste buds.

It is not "pretty much exactly like....", it is literally Tim Hortons' old blend. Tims couldn't keep up the volume on their old blend, so they switched to a poo poo-harvested flash-roasted poo poo blend because that's the only way to get a consistent product at that price point and volume. McDonalds then bought the rights to their old blend.

Bald Stalin
Jul 11, 2004

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Megabound posted:

How does America deal with having poo poo coffee from every single establishment? I'm dreading visiting because I'm sure no one will know what a latte is.

It's not as bad as it used to be. You can even get flat whites now in some places which was unheard of 3 years ago.

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

fake edit: and it's DOUGHNUT, not donut, dammit! :colbert:

How does it feel being wrong?

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

you may die posted:

Tim's coffee is fine for road coffee but I won't defend it any further.

Their sandwiches aren't bad, and the soups are just a little too salty (so dip the roll).

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

Megabound posted:

How does America deal with having poo poo coffee from every single establishment? I'm dreading visiting because I'm sure no one will know what a latte is.

You can get a latte in East Buttfuck. Lattes are ubiquitous here.

If you specifically want Australian-style coffee, there are Australian coffee places in New York and LA. If you come next year, there will be Australian coffee places in Boston and San Francisco almost certainly by then. If you come the year after that, they will be in several more cities.

The best coffee is Italian, in any case, so go to an Italian coffee shop.

Also, judging US or Canadian coffee by McDonald's or Tim Horton's is like judging Australian coffee by, I don't know, Pie Face. We have actual coffee places in North America.

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Bald Stalin
Jul 11, 2004

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"Australian Coffee" isn't a thing. Its just well made espresso drinks with the addition to the menu of the Aussie 'flat white' which even Starbucks do now. Otherwise it's the same as everywhere else in the developed world. Melbourne just has a higher density of well roasted coffee and good baristas/cafes to make/serve it.

What's unique about Australian Cafes is the combination of high quality espresso with small menus of high quality food. That's what you are finding in NYC and apparently LA (I haven't heard of any in the SF bay area yet).

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Ranter posted:

(I haven't heard of any in the SF bay area yet).

Coupa in Palo Alto would be one. Borrone in Menlo Park has a bigger menu, but I prefer Coupa's coffee, and the pitch-spotting is better there.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Megabound posted:

How does America deal with having poo poo coffee from every single establishment? I'm dreading visiting because I'm sure no one will know what a latte is.

First of all, don't be like this, please? The attitude is not necessary. Not because of a cup of hot water. Get over yourself, my god.

There are a lot of amazing independent coffee places in the USA. If you're buying coffee at McDonalds, you've already hosed up somewhere (or are in a hurry). Unless you are literally in a town of 932 people in Nebraska, there is more than likely a good cup of coffee somewhere very close to you. Go on Yelp, ask around.

If you think the revolting diarrhea water that other nations call an Americano is representative of the coffee culture as a whole...well, I think you're wrong. I'm sure other people will disagree with me, but I come from a town of fewer than two thousand people and even we had a place that roasted their own beans.

Zipperelli. posted:

How does it feel being wrong?

I wouldn't know :smug:

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

Ranter posted:

"Australian Coffee" isn't a thing. Its just well made espresso drinks with the addition to the menu of the Aussie 'flat white' which even Starbucks do now.

Then your countryman should be fine, yes? Good, we're all set/right. :australia: :911:

Bald Stalin
Jul 11, 2004

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Subjunctive posted:

Coupa in Palo Alto would be one.

They advertise as Venezuelan food. What about it is like an Aussie cafe? Where's the smashed avo on toast? Full bacon, eggs and beans breakfast?

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

Ranter posted:

They advertise as Venezuelan food. What about it is like an Aussie cafe? Where's the smashed avo on toast? Full bacon, eggs and beans breakfast?

I think by "one" they meant "a place that serves high quality espresso with small menus of high quality food," which was what you implied was somehow unique to Melbourne. (You've never been to Italy, I take it?)

If you want Australian food in particular, you're probably out of luck in SF, though we have a couple of places here in Boston you might like. Edit to add: apparently you can get pies in Vallejo and San Jose now!)

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Bald Stalin
Jul 11, 2004

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Their menu is loving massive. It's not 1 chef serving high quality seasonal food which changes daily based on availability.

"Italy" LOL please.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

Ranter posted:

Their menu is loving massive. It's not 1 chef serving high quality seasonal food which changes daily based on availability.

"Italy" LOL please.

You are being hilarious right now. Yes, Italy sucks at espresso and also food. This is why Australia is the world's premier culinary destination.

Hey, we have two Australian coffee places in Boston already, and I didn't even know it.

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Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


"Italy" you mean. I recognize only the Papal States and the Two Sicilies.

Bald Stalin
Jul 11, 2004

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Only a loving idiot combines all of Italy and its many hundreds of unique regions/foods/styles/cultures into "Italy". And only a stupendous loving moron tries to compare the generic Aussie cafe to "Italy".

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

Ranter posted:

Only a loving idiot combines all of Italy and its many hundreds of unique regions/foods/styles/cultures into "Italy". And only a stupendous loving moron tries to compare the generic Aussie cafe to "Italy".

I would say to try Fioraio Bianchi in Milan, but they don't have beans on toast.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
I see I am not needed here.

:hai:

Please, by all means, continue.

MiddleOne
Feb 17, 2011

DekeThornton posted:

Videos from the producers of Mind of a Chef tend to contain very little anti food porn.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pksEcQhcNIA&t=9s

Of course he of all people can make that nightmare pizza actually look delicious. :argh:

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

AlbieQuirky posted:

You are being hilarious right now. Yes, Italy sucks at espresso and also food. This is why Australia is the world's premier culinary destination.

Hey, we have two Australian coffee places in Boston already, and I didn't even know it.

Outback has coffee? Hee hee~~~

I saw at least three Australia-themed bars and pubs in Barcelona last month. There was one in Bournemouth when I lived there, too, but I never stopped in for the kangaroo burg because I was a vegetarian at the time. I'm curious about kangaroo meats.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

Outback has coffee? Hee hee~~~

I saw at least three Australia-themed bars and pubs in Barcelona last month. There was one in Bournemouth when I lived there, too, but I never stopped in for the kangaroo burg because I was a vegetarian at the time. I'm curious about kangaroo meats.

it's pretty decent. It's gamey but tasty. I made roo burgers a few years back when me and my friends had a weird meat and cheese bbq with kangaroo, ostrich and crocodile. Don't remember what the cheeses were but we bought them all from a local exotic meat and cheese shop. I guess I'd say the closest thing it reminded me of was elk or bison? Definitely less fatty than beef

Megabound
Oct 20, 2012

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fl8hPfs3o8c

:colbert:

Julias
Jun 24, 2012

Strum in a harmonizing quartet
I want to cause a revolution

What can I do? My savage
nature is beyond wild

Subjunctive posted:

Are you immunocompromized? It's rare beef.

No, I meant die in the good way. :angel:

McSpergin
Sep 10, 2013

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

Outback has coffee? Hee hee~~~

I saw at least three Australia-themed bars and pubs in Barcelona last month. There was one in Bournemouth when I lived there, too, but I never stopped in for the kangaroo burg because I was a vegetarian at the time. I'm curious about kangaroo meats.

Kangaroo meat is great, I get it fresh from a mate who harvests it every so often along with wild boar. Usually it ends up in sausage (the boar) but the roo ends up getting sous-vide and it's great. I still need to smoke a large chunk of roo bc it would be like brisket imo.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

but do they sell german fanta at coupa

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Julias posted:

No, I meant die in the good way. :angel:

Oh, concur.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=norvbAITAz4

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Y'all are so salty you def belong in this thread

I heart bacon
Nov 18, 2007

:burger: It's burgin' time! :burger:


Ranter posted:

Only a loving idiot combines all of Italy and its many hundreds of unique regions/foods/styles/cultures into "Italy".

Agreed. Also, same can be said about anyone who lumps a collection of 50 unique states together as AMERICA :patriot:

Yawgmoth
Sep 10, 2003

This post is cursed!

I heart bacon posted:

Agreed. Also, same can be said about anyone who lumps a collection of 50 unique states together as AMERICA :patriot:
To be fair the midwest & plains states are pretty close to a cultural dead zone.

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TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

Yawgmoth posted:

To be fair the midwest & plains states are pretty close to a cultural dead zone.

Minneapolis says gently caress you buddy.

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