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Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




shiksa posted:

u gotta be pretty fucken dumb thats for sure.

my family in the us goes back to quaker settlers in the 1600s so i don't even bother with anything beyond "american" tbh

i think New Jersey has influenced my family and its culture as it exists now moast of all so i think of myself as a by heritage and birth a New Jerseyan and i know it apunds dumb, but welp thats me

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shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

punchymcpunch posted:

hall and oates are the president of the united states of america

fucken thank god i thought it was some idiot reality show guy

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
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Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Squizzle posted:

i think New Jersey has influenced my family and its culture as it exists now moast of all so i think of myself as a by heritage and birth a New Jerseyan and i know it apunds dumb, but welp thats me

im so srry

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
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PECKERWOOD

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Baloogan posted:

earth is a water planet
king o'the water

think about it

its an iron planet tho

waters just rhe thin film on rge oytside

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Baloogan posted:

im so srry

nah it owns but poiby well taken

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Squizzle posted:

its an iron planet tho

waters just rhe thin film on rge oytside

scottish literally invented the iron
7/10th of the planet is water

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Squizzle posted:

nah it owns but poiby well taken

i have never been to new jersy but ive seen aqua teen hunger force and saprannos and the wire

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
surface area =/= volume

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
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proof of concept posted:

surface area =/= volume

by volume this planet is mostly ur mom

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




wheb i lived in massachusetta i felt like a sheepdog herding the otger drivers away from their own dumb destruction

i could eveb bark becausr no one there knowd how to properly deploy a horb and bitches honk and geature is my native langyage

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
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Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Baloogan posted:

by volume this planet is mostly ur mom

lmbwao

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Baloogan posted:

i have never been to new jersy but ive seen aqua teen hunger force and saprannos and the wire

i could wax rhapsodic but no one else wanta to see somekbe migf about nj so nah

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




or whats his name the pittaburfh guy

Ramadu
Aug 25, 2004

2015 NFL MVP


Baloogan posted:

earth is a water planet
king o'the water

think about it

pissssssssssss

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




the mdore someobe feels the need to corrext yr opinion that thsir home sucjs butts the worse that place is

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




thats how yoy know xhicago is bad

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
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Squizzle posted:

the mdore someobe feels the need to corrext yr opinion that thsir home sucjs butts the worse that place is

i am fron vancouver BC canada

please context me as hard as you CAN

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Baloogan posted:

by volume this planet is mostly ur mom

:fry:

Ramadu
Aug 25, 2004

2015 NFL MVP


Baloogan posted:

i have never been to new jersy but ive seen aqua teen hunger force and saprannos and the wire

the wire is in baltimore, maryland though baloogs

some canadians dont have maps

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




because every midqestwbter w a desperate need to have a real city to attach tgsit identity to will talk up chicagi abd fet supwr fyckjng gdouchy if you sass moutg it

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
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Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Baloogan posted:

i am fron vancouver BC canada

please context me as hard as you CAN

you pay too much foe yr house and have appearef as a first lieutenabt in several 90s sci fi productioms

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009
Donny Trumpentine and his stand Dirty Sheets, Tons Of Pee

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




at some point a cgi killed you

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Squizzle posted:

thats how yoy know xhicago is bad

im not from xhicago (i use that term to be city-inclusive) im a total transplant from shitsville nc

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




wheb the pacific canada housubg market bursts itagonna do so like an overripe tomato thrown w great force

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
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Squizzle posted:

wheb the pacific canada housubg market bursts itagonna do so like an overripe tomato thrown w great force

yes this is why i love trump, i have hella USD and i want canada to explode because imo canada is a super place to live but i can't afford poo poo up here even though imm like, weller paid than peeps generally assume when im lying in the literal gutter shouting drunkenly about goblins after getting physically tossed out of a bar

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
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there are bars im not allowed into

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
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any more

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
loving anti-american bigotry i tells you

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Baloogan posted:

about goblins

Parity warning
Nov 1, 2009



3rd Place, TRP Sack Race 2021/22

Sir Tonk posted:

The reason the Lost Boys allow themselves to be stolen away to Neverland is that they want to live somewhere they will never have to grow up. By coincidence, that’s also the reason that a great many people voted to place a spray-tanned authoritarian in the Oval Office. Remember, though, that only Peter rules Neverland. What happens to the Lost Boys in that story if they ever start to build memories and change, if they ever started to become adults?

They skipped this bit in the Disney movie, but, in the books, Peter kills them.

🤔 can you explain this to me in simpler terms please

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
you haven't lived till you've bene actually physically picked up and thrown out of bars

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Parity warning posted:

🤔 can you explain this to me in simpler terms please

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
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Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004




lol the comments are soooo sympathetic

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Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
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Epic High Five posted:

lol the comments are soooo sympathetic

we got a google boot licker here

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