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Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬
Scrub tier goons making fun of ordinarily fat people when people are injecting synthol into their dicks then shoving other things into their bloated foreskins

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swamp waste
Nov 4, 2009

There is some very sensual touching going on in the cutscene there. i don't actually think it means anything sexual but it's cool how it contrasts with modern ideas of what bad ass stuff should be like. It even seems authentic to some kind of chivalric masculine touching from a tyme longe gone

Somfin posted:

Or they could try actually analysing how much of their behaviour is laziness and take the initiative to fix it and feel better. Fat people are remarkably good at hiding their own sloth and gluttony, especially from themselves. Source: I am a fat bastard due to my own behaviours and genetics, and would memory hole my worrying caloric consumption as soon as considering it had a chance of changing my behaviour.

They are no more helpless than they choose to be and they should be encouraged if they try to change, but I have no sympathy for people who declare themselves healthy anymore. I am unhealthy. That's why I'm doing cardio every day and weights three times a week.

Lol i love the internet. Imagine a fat guy in like some Flannery O'Connor story saying this, you'd be like "dang she's laying it on thick"

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


I think y'all know trading opinions about fat people isn't that interesting but I can't teach old dogs new tricks.

I am just chiming in to say I'd appreciate if people would timg really large images.Thank u

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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cash crab posted:

I think y'all know trading opinions about fat people isn't that interesting but I can't teach old dogs new tricks.

I am just chiming in to say I'd appreciate if people would timg really large images.Thank u

They wouldn't be so large if they'd just do some exercise.

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

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large images should just check themselves into mental institutions jfc

END OF AN ERROR
May 16, 2003

IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh


Wheat Loaf posted:

Isn't that the guy who injected a bunch of stuff into his biceps and then when it solidified into this stone-like substance narrowly avoided having both of his arms amputated (he had surgery to remove the stuff he'd injected with instead)?

Nah that's Steve O from Jackass

Huggybear
Jun 17, 2005

I got the jimjams

This is why I loathe furries too. Putting your sexual fetishes on display is abnormal. If you want to jerk off to cartoon ponies or beat the poo poo out of your husband because it gives him a hard-on, do it in private. This is no different than watching porn on a library computer and fondling yourself.

And if I seem angry, it's because when people do this publicly, it forces me to engage simply by witnessing the act, which is probably part of the fetish, so gently caress you for non-consensually making me part of your sex act.

And yes I know I am willingly surfing the AUG thread

heck

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

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maybe go hug a bear, dude

Dienes
Nov 4, 2009

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College Slice

The Saddest Rhino posted:

maybe go hug a bear, dude

But not in public where others can see it.

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

Dienes posted:

But not in public where others can see it.

You cannot possibly be so lonely that hugging qualifies as a sex act.

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn
Those are not furries. Ponyplay is a BDSM thing.

Pittsburgh Lambic
Feb 16, 2011
I was going to say that at least he's getting a workout, but I'm not sure that posture is going to be much good for him long-term. Maybe being gradually crippled by your dominatrix is part of the fetish too, though.

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

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Pillbug

Pittsburgh Lambic posted:

I was going to say that at least he's getting a workout, but I'm not sure that posture is going to be much good for him long-term. Maybe being gradually crippled by your dominatrix is part of the fetish too, though.

People have always been gross and weird. Whatever it is it's somebody's fetish, somewhere.

Megabound
Oct 20, 2012

Somfin posted:

You cannot possibly be so lonely that hugging qualifies as a sex act.

You should come check out the incel thread in GBS

throw to first DAMN IT
Apr 10, 2007
This whole thread has been raging at the people who don't want Saracen invasion to their homes

Perhaps you too should be more accepting of their cultures

Megabound posted:

You should come check out the incel thread in GBS

quote:

Parents should take responsibility to ensure their children's mental health and sex life (self.Incels)

submitted 9 hours ago by StAliaHarkonnen

First, parents should provide an opposite sex adopted sibling for their child to practice on from early years. They should not reproduce after having their first kid if the child is male because they can't ensure opposite gender offspring and potentially creating competition is like cucking their own firstborn.
However if they are open to abortions until they get the gender right then it's even better as two biological siblings having sex ensures positive reinforcement through doubled mutual genetic validation (by validating your sibling you validate yourself, plus your sibling validates you too.)
When kids are young and curious, parents should encourage experimentation rather than try to talk them out of it, and during puberty parents should provide alcohol, contraception and opportunity for sexual development.
To ensure relationship stability, the female child should be kept in isolation from outside influences.

If the male child is an extrovert normie who doesn't want to pursue relationship with his biological or adopted sister, such relationship should not be forced. I am only talking about encouragement here for those who need it. I would grant firstborn females the same right but their biological conditioning makes this unnecessary and useless. Women are not attracted to the idea od having a human being just for themselves (they are attracted to high demand men), and are in no need to be assisted with their sex life regardless of their mentality. Introverted and mentally ill women have no problem developing a sex life. So I am not being a misogynist here, only practical.

Finally in cases where it is impossible to provide a female for their son to practice on for various reasons, mothers should offer sexual services before their sons 20th birthday after which point mental damage becomes almost irreparable. The son can decline but should be aware that he has someone to turn to in time of need.

As for the worries that the father will be cucked, he was cucked in the moment his wife had a kid. It was a conscious decision that comes with accountability.

No one asked to exist. It was a decision made for us by people who then failed to provide us with the tools to manage to fight through the nightmare they put us in. People create life for frivolous and thoughtless reasons, and refuse to take responsibility for the consequences.
There is nothing good about life. The times humans can ignore this fact come through experiencing moments of closeness which culminate with sex, and create an illusion that maybe we are not completely alone. That safety and fulfillment create healthy and adjusted minds who go through the years in a better state. Parents have responsibility to ensure they are providing their offspring with the environment and the tools needed to minimize the damage theyve done out of their own stupidity and narcissism.

The Great Burrito
Jan 21, 2008

Is that freedom rock? Well turn it up!

Holy poo poo.

How does a person reach adulthood this cripplingly deranged? I don't even know where to start: weird Oedipal issues, creepy entitlement, "not a misogynist but getting sex isn't an issue for females". It's always "females" too

Mx.
Dec 16, 2006

I'm a great fan! When I watch TV I'm always saying "That's political correctness gone mad!"
Why thankyew!



Thank you I have been looking for this screenshot for years
you're a saint

grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012

AUG thread: There is nothing good about life

Inkfish
Mar 1, 2015


The earth of human endeavour has gone fallow

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?
I just wish I could still find the posts of "govt should provide me with a gf" dude, he scrubbed his blog :smith:

"my mother, the murderous whore, won't have Sex with me, which is the same as killing me"

Mackers
Jan 16, 2012


It says "Ambition" :eng99:

Inkfish
Mar 1, 2015

Tattoos that are just words are really dumb

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Mackers posted:



It says "Ambition" :eng99:

Upside-down it kind of reads like 'idiot' in Russian.

FuckenPunchOn
Nov 9, 2013

:allbuttons:

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

I never knew that there were so many ways to say "losing weight is hard so I'm not gonna try and do it"

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

Paladinus posted:

Upside-down it kind of reads like 'idiot' in Russian.

Right side up, it kind of looks like idiot in every language ever, too.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

God, NAAFA people really don't trust doctors.

Even The Sugarmonster got weight-loss surgery when her doctor told her to.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
"In our limited time, I'd like to focus on what I came in for."

"Mr. Gloop, I--"

"In our limited time, I'd like to focus on what I came in for."

*sigh* "Fine, Mr. Gloop." *puts on gloves* "Please lift up the lowermost fold. I'll do my best to find your dog."

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

MissEchelon posted:

Thank you I have been looking for this screenshot for years
you're a saint

That screenshot is over 9 years old.

I remember it when it was originally posted.

gently caress I feel old.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

"In our limited time, I'd like to focus on what I came in for."

"Mr. Gloop, I--"

"In our limited time, I'd like to focus on what I came in for."

*sigh* "Fine, Mr. Gloop." *puts on gloves* "Please lift up the lowermost fold. I'll do my best to find your dog."

It's like the fat person's version of "AM I BEING DETAINED OFFICER?"

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

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Pillbug

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

God, NAAFA people really don't trust doctors.

Even The Sugarmonster got weight-loss surgery when her doctor told her to.

It goes beyond that; they're actively hostile against doctors because doctors dare to suggest that being a gigantic hambeast isn't healthy. They're fine with a doctor telling somebody to stop smoking or consume less booze but losing weight? Absolutely verboten.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
That doctor cheat sheet reminds me of a story read on the F Plus podcast where a fat lady panicked in a doctor's office and tried to escape through a window to avoid the embarrassment of confronting her weight, but got stuck.

Sinners Sandwich
Jan 4, 2012

Give me your friend's BURGERS and SANDWICHES, I'll put out the fire.

I remember being an overweight ten year old and going to the emergency room for a fractured ankle and feeling personally defestated when the ER doctor told me I need to loose weight or I'll fracture my ankle again


Really silly now though but I understand that.

Dienes
Nov 4, 2009

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Sinners Sandwich posted:

I remember being an overweight ten year old and going to the emergency room for a fractured ankle and feeling personally defestated when the ER doctor told me I need to loose weight or I'll fracture my ankle again


Really silly now though but I understand that.

If only you had had that Helpful Phrases card.

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar
The annoying thing is that sometimes doctors really are wrong and the underlying problem isn't the person's weight but something else so they just point to that and think it means that's true all the time.

They don't assume you're sick because you're fat to put you down or whatever, they do it because most of the time that is true. Just because you browsed webmd for an hour doesn't mean you know better than they do, even if you end up being right in the end. They still have a procedure to follow and it's always do the most obvious things first and if that doesn't work, test for the more rare ones. Expecting them to know you have some super rare disease right off the bat is unreasonable and shows a fundamental misunderstanding of what doctors do and why they do it that way.

LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009

yeah I eat rear end posted:

The annoying thing is that sometimes doctors really are wrong and the underlying problem isn't the person's weight but something else so they just point to that and think it means that's true all the time.

They don't assume you're sick because you're fat to put you down or whatever, they do it because most of the time that is true. Just because you browsed webmd for an hour doesn't mean you know better than they do, even if you end up being right in the end. They still have a procedure to follow and it's always do the most obvious things first and if that doesn't work, test for the more rare ones. Expecting them to know you have some super rare disease right off the bat is unreasonable and shows a fundamental misunderstanding of what doctors do and why they do it that way.

Being a dumb IT nerd this is how I always see that situation: It's like someone comes to me with a Windows ME machine and is complaining about whatever not working. That stupid thing was so inherently broken trying to figure out if it was the poo poo OS or something else entirely was an exercise in frustration. Some poor doc being presented with some huge person complaining about their back is just gonna go "yeah you're fat" instead of like you said assume I don't know cancer in the spine.

Also the synthol pics made me very sad, whomever said that is one of the worst things isn't kidding.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Remember when the fat hate subreddit became so virulent and toxic and irl harassing that it led the sub being closed and a "first amendment outrage" crisis. They moved to voat, the disgusting wide-open alt-reddit for white supremacists and pedophiles and became one of the top subbed forums because people on the internet love to talk about how much they hate fat people?

I wonder if it's because people just have this natural inclination towards bigotry and fat people are an acceptable class to exercise those feelings on.

Sloober
Apr 1, 2011

zoux posted:

Remember when the fat hate subreddit became so virulent and toxic and irl harassing that it led the sub being closed and a "first amendment outrage" crisis. They moved to voat, the disgusting wide-open alt-reddit for white supremacists and pedophiles and became one of the top subbed forums because people on the internet love to talk about how much they hate fat people?

I wonder if it's because people just have this natural inclination towards bigotry and fat people are an acceptable class to exercise those feelings on.

It's more likely that they simply hate seeing themselves

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Sloober posted:

It's more likely that they simply hate seeing themselves

Yeah I suspect the most vicious fat haters are either fat themselves or are toothpick thin nerds with caved in chests passing along all the bullying they've endured their whole lives. Or maybe they're the cool kids who just happen to post on the same site where you post creep pics of underage girls and celebrate pictures of dead minority corpses.

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The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

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How big is the incel community in voat

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