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teen witch posted:
Sounds like something a bus driver suffering a psychotic break would shout just before slamming into the side of a courthouse.
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Mad Doctor Cthulhu posted:Indeed. That wheel could have broken his neck or given him permanent brain damage. He got very lucky. Well, um. I suppose ...
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AzureSkys posted:Mormon A Good Post. I heard a radio interview a few weeks ago with a woman who was excommunicated for putting pretty low-level and polite pressure on the church to allow female ordination. To fill in those who don't know (as I didn't) literally every Mormon man is ordained from like age 12 or something like that, and women have to pay the same tithes and do all of the same work, but they get no say in church governance. A panel of men behind closed doors decided, for the crime of arguing that women should have rights and autonomy in the church, that she needed to literally be sent to hell (as that's the primary consequence of excommunication). :mormons:
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Russia: block of ice fall on the car https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lz0HVmj--KI&feature=youtu.be
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Hacker tries to hack the Clinton Foundation, gets arrested, they find child porn on his computer. Best part of it: He was supposedly "investigating" pizzagate.quote:Prosecutors have said that Sedlak launched about 390,000 unsuccessful attempts to gain unauthorized access to the charitable organization's computer network. http://www.reuters.com/article/us-u..._source=twitter
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My god. Don't you understand? This is proof that pizzagate is REAL! CLINTON SNUCK CHILD PORN ONTO HIS COMPUTER TO DISCREDIT HIM! the sad thing is there are probably people thinking exactly that
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Slime posted:My god. Don't you understand? This is proof that pizzagate is REAL! CLINTON SNUCK CHILD PORN ONTO HIS COMPUTER TO DISCREDIT HIM! Hell, we're probably only a couple hours from Trump tweeting that out
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nerdz posted:Hacker tries to hack the Clinton Foundation, gets arrested, they find child porn on his computer. Best part of it: He was supposedly "investigating" pizzagate. 42 years for possessing CP?
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Slime posted:My god. Don't you understand? This is proof that pizzagate is REAL! CLINTON SNUCK CHILD PORN ONTO HIS COMPUTER TO DISCREDIT HIM! "Those pics and videos were proof of the conspiracy! I only kept them as part of my research!"
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spog posted:42 years for possessing CP? Stupid lenient judge.
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spog posted:42 years for possessing CP? Producing and distributing CP, not only possessing it. 42 years was way too short.
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ranbo das posted:Producing and distributing CP, not only possessing it. 42 years was way too short. Producing should be loving life, if you can stomach doing that, you are beyond redemption
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WoodrowSkillson posted:Producing should be loving life, if you can stomach doing that, you are beyond redemption
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Take his balls and make him pay all his wages to the kids he diddled.
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ElGroucho posted:I don't want to poo poo up this thread anymore with our bullshit, but it really is a great game, and you can get as far down the rabbithole as you want, or keep doing very simple infantry only stuff. Free for all scenario at Oktoberfest with 4 a side and no limit to 'rare' vehicles saw Bulgarian Tiger II tanks and a banzai charge by the Japanese into a hidden US truck mounting quad .50 cals
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Rust Martialis posted:Free for all scenario at Oktoberfest with 4 a side and no limit to 'rare' vehicles saw Bulgarian Tiger II tanks and a banzai charge by the Japanese into a hidden US truck mounting quad .50 cals http://www.healthline.com/health/stroke/stroke-warning-signs
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CommonShore posted:A Good Post. I heard a radio interview a few weeks ago with a woman who was excommunicated for putting pretty low-level and polite pressure on the church to allow female ordination. To fill in those who don't know (as I didn't) literally every Mormon man is ordained from like age 12 or something like that, and women have to pay the same tithes and do all of the same work, but they get no say in church governance. A panel of men behind closed doors decided, for the crime of arguing that women should have rights and autonomy in the church, that she needed to literally be sent to hell (as that's the primary consequence of excommunication). I've held for a while that Mormons are all the worst aspects of evangelical Christians but they're passive aggressive about them.
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VanSandman posted:Are pedophiles often killed/assaulted in prison or is that a rumor? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Mexico_State_Penitentiary_riot#Violence_ensues Random Stranger posted:I've held for a while that Mormons are all the worst aspects of evangelical Christians but they're passive aggressive about them. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQjr0b3sfqE
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VanSandman posted:Are pedophiles often killed/assaulted in prison or is that a rumor? If there's any risk they'll be hurt they get protective custody. So they're often around people who are also at risk and probably won't hurt each other out of fear of getting put back in General. That's not to say it doesn't happen. I think Jared Eat Fresh got assaulted by someone in protective custody. So he got bitch slapped by other bitches making him the bitchiest bitch in prison.
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VanSandman posted:Are pedophiles often killed/assaulted in prison or is that a rumor? There was an "Ask me about prison life" thread in A/T a while back, and iirc the answer to that question was that didlers had to kept separated from the other inmates for their safety. Sure all the inmates were criminals (arguably -- don't start a derail) but the didlers were considered sick wierdos.
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I might need this- I actually understood Rust Martialis's post and needed a moment to figure out why you posted that 
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quote:Sedlak launched about 390,000 unsuccessful attempts to gain unauthorized access I think most people would have given up by 350,000.
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VanSandman posted:Are pedophiles often killed/assaulted in prison or is that a rumor? Yes they are, which is something to consider with cases of possession since they will branded as a molester even if they never touched anyone. While they deserve punishment, they may not deserve being brutally assaulted because they downloaded sick poo poo off the internet. They get put into protective custody and stuff, but man sometimes its just hard to keep track of all these prisoners and oh gee willickers i guess a molester got beaten again.
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There are plenty of reports of COs simply looking the other way as they're leading protective custody prisoners from one area to another. A cousin of mine spent ten years in a prison in upstate New York and told me of how easy it was to bribe a CO to look the other way when you'd want to do something, especially if it was to someone they despised in the first place. Not all prison deaths are reported, that's why most of them have Potter's Fields on the grounds. Would your family claim the body of someone that was imprisoned for a sex crime and then murdered because of it?
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Stoatbringer posted:I think most people would have given up by 350,000. From the sound of it, I would guess he was just letting some script run all the time, probably trying to brute-force a password. The really funny part is that even while he was committing a computer crime against some of the most powerful people in the country, something that would certainly get his computers seized as step one if they ever caught on, he apparently didn't bother to hide or encrypt the most radioactively illegal thing you could possibly imagine having on a computer.
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Not even just ("just") pictures of naked kids, but pictures of HIMSELF with a goddamn toddler. Good thing idiots are stupid.
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captainOrbital posted:Not even just ("just") pictures of naked kids, but pictures of HIMSELF with a goddamn toddler. Hold on, give me a second... Ahem.... BUT HER EMAILS!
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I caught a child porn looker once upon a time. I was working at an internet cafe (remember those?) in the early 2000s. Regular guy came in, grabbed his usual coffee and bagel, got a computer upstairs to play his usual Everquest. I went upstairs half an hour later to collect his dishes, and he was in the bathroom. Had left his terrible terrible searches wide open on the computer screen. You can't unsee that kind of thing. So I went downstairs and called the cops. Police Station was literally across the street so two officers immediately came over, snagged the guy red handed, and took him away. The Schadenfreude is on me though - the police got a warrant to seize a number of computers for evidence (obviously) and the owner of the cafe was furious that I had 'tattled' on a paying customer and had a number of his machines "stolen". So I got fired. I would have quit anyway. Two weeks later the place was gone.
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I was fired from a grocery store for messing with one of the managers (I touched his face with a rag I was cleaning with and he went and complained to the store manager, he was bothering me while I was cleaning so I booped him). A week later he was arrested for looking at child porn AT THE LIBRARY. I laughed and went back to school. I think I won.
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Antioch posted:I caught a child porn looker once upon a time. If that was the case, I wouldn't be surprised if that guy was the only looker that was a regular at that cafe.
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Velocity Raptor posted:There was an "Ask me about prison life" thread in A/T a while back, and iirc the answer to that question was that didlers had to kept separated from the other inmates for their safety. Those were great threads. I learned the hilarious slang chomo. Can't seem to find them right now but I believe the OP had "goro" in his name. SearchingforGoro? Something like that.
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My favorite detail from the prison A/T thread was that the dude heard about a group running a D&D campaign, which seems like a perfect fit for prisoners with a ton of time and little else to do. He went to a session, because he's a goon. He left during that session, because 100% of the D&D players there were in prison for sex crimes and he didn't want to associate with them. edit: Misremembering, here's the quote quote:Also I forgot to mention this, figure you guys will find it funny: People play dungeons and dragons in prison! I actually almost wanted to start playing, until I took a closer look at the prison dnd crew...100% sex crimes. There was one guy that tried to get a non-sex crime DnD game going but there wasn't enough people. They make little spinners out of cardboard since you can't have dice. canyoneer has a new favorite as of 21:29 on Feb 23, 2017 |
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Dillbag posted:Those were great threads. I learned the hilarious slang chomo. HidingFromGoro He's a real pro at documenting the shittiness of the prison-industrial complex
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Dillbag posted:Those were great threads. I learned the hilarious slang chomo. If it's the thread I'm thinking of (how many ASK ME ABOUT PRISON threads can there have been? (don't answer that)), he asked goons to send his buddy, who was still in lockup, random poo poo like hand-drawn penises in the mail. I don't know how many people eventually agreed to do so but I'm definitely one of them. Sent the guy some awful fanfiction, photos of Rachael Ray, and--of course--some hand-drawn dongs. I crack up when I think about a guy running down the cellblock with a bunch of printer paper in his hands yelling "GUYS YOU'RE NEVER GONNA BELIEVE THIS"
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Antioch posted:I caught a child porn looker once upon a time.  I know of someone, not them personally by any means, that reportedly got busted for CP (well, that's what I heard. I know he's in jail). The sad part is his father is going to pass away, completely alone because of his son's stupidity  (ok, not completely alone, I know the dad, and he has a bunch of people who help take care of him. He's pretty active for a nearly 90 year old though).
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