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Tainen
Jan 23, 2004
Lol what?
https://twitter.com/o_ema/status/834836628342444032

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Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

"JOHNSON WHAT'S WRONG, SPEAK TO ME"

"walked into...immigrant baby's room...gas-mask...ripped..."

"NO JOHNSON GET OUT OF THERE"

"it's too late for me chief, send...the napalm..."

"JOHNSON NO! HOW MANY MORE MUST YOU TAKE FROM US"

Augus
Mar 9, 2015


Chokes McGee posted:

I know it's not what you meant but I like to think that's Trump in a fake mustache coming up with ever more ridiculous lies to convince people it's not him

"I want to gently caress my wife, Givanka"


this is sure to go great places

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Chokes McGee posted:

Butt hats, a treasure

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

Chokes McGee posted:

beep beep total recall is on the phone

:twisted:

I personally like me some Scanner Darkly. A lot.

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008





:pwn:

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008


bullies are currently the only thing standing between us and the nazis

they always knew it would come down to this

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



Chokes McGee posted:

I know it's not what you meant but I like to think that's Trump in a fake mustache coming up with ever more ridiculous lies to convince people it's not him

but everyone sees through the obvious because the mustache gets more and more stained and encrusted with piss gives him away but has to pretend they don't know it's him

That's our Donald! *loony tunes shrinking circle shrink transition decapitates us all * BEEEEEWWOOOOOOOOOP

shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe

Yinlock posted:

bullies are currently the only thing standing between us and the nazis

they always knew it would come down to this

this is it this is what i bullied all those kids for all those years

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Hey I'm trying to drink myself to death too and I don't even have the very good excuse of "knowing I am Jimmy Fallon"

I just post in C-SPAM

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

Fix posted:

In the article it sounds like he's referring to the gang activity as a military operation.

It's pretty clear that Trump fetishizes the military in manner very similar to those jokers who helped the Bundy's occupying Malheur last year. As such, I imagine he gets more than a little thrill pretending to be a big hero like (the cinematic version of those) WWII generals he's constantly namedropping.

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007




so much for the nonsafespaceneeding right

Marx Headroom
May 10, 2007

AT LAST! A show with nonono commercials!
Fallen Rib

Playing the victim card is the wood putty of the right wing rhetoric toolbox.

thrawn527
Mar 27, 2004

Thrawn/Pellaeon
Studying the art of terrorists
To keep you safe

President Bannon coming up now.

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Former Everything posted:

jesus, sqizzle posts are unreadable

what's it going to take to get someone to put that gimmick in the loving trash where it belongs?

is everyone going to have to start fake-drunkposting or what?

id have to turn autocorec bacl on and type w a modixum of awareness

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

shovelbum posted:

this is it this is what i bullied all those kids for all those years

the last line of defense is the solid steel of a locker and the screaming nerd within

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Captain_Maclaine posted:

It's pretty clear that Trump fetishizes the military in manner very similar to those jokers who helped the Bundy's occupying Malheur last year. As such, I imagine he gets more than a little thrill pretending to be a big hero like (the cinematic version of those) WWII generals he's constantly namedropping.

Suport are trupes

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



time for the most depressing realtalk anyone has ever posted here

i don't drink or do drugs and i read this thread and sometimes post daily

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
This CPAC poo poo is loving nauseating.

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Unperson_47 posted:

time for the most depressing realtalk anyone has ever posted here

i don't drink or do drugs and i read this thread and sometimes post daily

Yikes

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Unperson_47 posted:

time for the most depressing realtalk anyone has ever posted here

i don't drink or do drugs and i read this thread and sometimes post daily

tgats ok and cool if your happy w yr life :glomp:

Augus
Mar 9, 2015


"lol, Hillary's old!" - said by anonymous as 70-year old Donald trump stumbles around in the background trying to remember what year it is and wondering aloud why the White House doesn't have an early bird special, then urinates on the nuclear launch briefcase

Augus fucked around with this message at 19:55 on Feb 23, 2017

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



Unperson_47 posted:

time for the most depressing realtalk anyone has ever posted here

i don't drink or do drugs and i read this thread and sometimes post daily

BAN THIS FILTH

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
Who was the guy who said at least we'll get great new art in the Trump administration? I laughed until I saw the new Lasagna Cat videos. I am now at peace.

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Chokes McGee posted:

I know it's not what you meant but I like to think that's Trump in a fake mustache coming up with ever more ridiculous lies to convince people it's not him

all my dumb trump jokes seem to come true but i think what would ultimately convince me that Nothing Matters would be if trump actually did the Donaldo Trumpito thing

TheWevel
Apr 14, 2002
Send Help; Trapped in Stupid Factory

pathetic little tramp posted:

Who was the guy who said at least we'll get great new art in the Trump administration? I laughed until I saw the new Lasagna Cat videos. I am now at peace.

holy poo poo, new lasagna cat?

Omnikin
May 29, 2007

Press 'E' for Medic

Unperson_47 posted:

time for the most depressing realtalk anyone has ever posted here

i don't drink or do drugs and i read this thread and sometimes post daily

same

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Unperson_47 posted:

time for the most depressing realtalk anyone has ever posted here

i don't drink or do drugs and i read this thread and sometimes post daily

same

Marx Headroom
May 10, 2007

AT LAST! A show with nonono commercials!
Fallen Rib
Leave the most day crew poster alone!!

Here friend share some sugar free gum with me

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




dune is good

thrawn527
Mar 27, 2004

Thrawn/Pellaeon
Studying the art of terrorists
To keep you safe

I think Priebus and Bannon are going to make out to prove how much they totally don't hate each other.

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

straight edge crew

face the world sober and butthurt at all times

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



pathetic little tramp posted:

Who was the guy who said at least we'll get great new art in the Trump administration? I laughed until I saw the new Lasagna Cat videos. I am now at peace.

don't forget barron's amazons

BUSH 2112
Sep 17, 2012

I lie awake, staring out at the bleakness of Megadon.

other kids aren't okay with me calling them faggots and telling them that their parents should be deported! so much for the t o l e r æ mt l e ƒ t

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Feminasty Slut posted:

This CPAC poo poo is loving nauseating.

oh man you shoulda seen it a couple years back when they had a minority viewpoints women forum that was like three white women demanding that a latina and a black woman explain themselves

it was surreal

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down
Bannon and Priebus talking at CPAC right now

BUSH 2112
Sep 17, 2012

I lie awake, staring out at the bleakness of Megadon.

Yinlock posted:

straight edge crew

face the world sober and butthurt at all times

lol no. booze is proof that there is a merciful god. all hail booze

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

BUSH 2112 posted:

lol no. booze is proof that there is a merciful god. all hail booze

booze is also proof of the exact opposite, to be fair

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

texaholic posted:

Bannon and Priebus talking at CPAC right now

who's more drunk?

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Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar
"don't shut up" I think to myself as I call my classmate with autism retarded and my other classmate who was born in the USA a beaner that needs to go back to Mexico

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