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Braun?
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Owns 4 2.15%
Really Owns 5 2.69%
BRAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNN!!! 57 30.65%
120 64.52%
Total: 186 votes
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projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


I am going to be excited when, after kicking out of multiple finishers from a bigger stronger wrestler this week, Big Braun Strowman dies when hit with one (1) lazy spear by the big dog. It will be a good moment and not at all a bad one. Everyone will cheer for sure.

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Sandman from ECW
Sep 6, 2011

Here's how I would book Roman/Braun: the match would be a straight 1:1 remake of the original Brock/Goldberg match up until the finish, at that point Cesaro would come out, uppercut both of them, stack one on the other and then cover them for a five count. The end.

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

projecthalaxy posted:

I am going to be excited when, after kicking out of multiple finishers from a bigger stronger wrestler this week, Big Braun Strowman dies when hit with one (1) lazy spear by the big dog. It will be a good moment and not at all a bad one. Everyone will cheer for sure.

Hey, he might do his spear off of something slightly higher like the stairs

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


Doesn't a gently caress finish cement Romans transformation into a heel? Is he already a heel? I haven't been watching Raw, except for the FoF segment that one time.

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

StarkRavingMad posted:

Hey, he might do his spear off of something slightly higher like the stairs

The 300lbs stairs? That would multiply the power of his spear by 300!

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
Make Braun the new Hulk Hogan. Roman the new Macho man. The feud over the love of Ms Seth Rolins. Book it.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
Someone photoshop Seth Rollins wearing Elizabeth's outfit from SummerSlam '88

Ostentatious
Sep 29, 2010

a new study bible! posted:

Doesn't a gently caress finish cement Romans transformation into a heel? Is he already a heel? I haven't been watching Raw, except for the FoF segment that one time.

Noted heel opportunist roman reigns tried to jump babyface braun strowman after a hard fought, clean victory over big show just to get dumpstered

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
In related news, Brazzers are doing a porn parody of the Montreal Screwjob.



Dolph is going to have the second saddest orgasm he's ever had watching a pornstar do a better impression of Shawn Michaels than he can.

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

Gonzo McFee posted:

In related news, Brazzers are doing a porn parody of the Montreal Screwjob.



Dolph is going to have the second saddest orgasm he's ever had watching a pornstar do a better impression of Shawn Michaels than he can.

"I didn't screw Brit, Brit screwed Brit!!!" "Okay actually both those things happened"


Somehow this legit feels less tacky than everytime WWE brings this angle back up when they're in front of a Canadian crowd with a Hart wrestling. Looking forward to the Owen Hart porn.

keevo
Jun 16, 2011

:burger:WAKE UP:burger:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldc_B2GD4ig

How can anyone not root for Alexa Bliss? :3:

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

day -1

I love Romi Rain and Mia Malkova.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


a new study bible! posted:

Doesn't a gently caress finish cement Romans transformation into a heel? Is he already a heel? I haven't been watching Raw, except for the FoF segment that one time.

He's actually the beloved top face.

Incessant Excess
Aug 15, 2005

Cause of glitch:
Pretentiousness
whoops

vvv nvm, googled and youre right

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Incessant Excess posted:

Weird thing to say seeing as how she is not in the picture.

Who is Bret then?

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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I want Roman to bodyslam Braun and also deadlift powerbomb him

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

keevo posted:

How can anyone not root for Alexa Bliss? :3:

Be five years old.

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Also that video of Alexa is great and she should be the face of the womens roster.

Also Alexa´s mom cut a good promo on Becky.

DoctorGonzo fucked around with this message at 19:39 on Feb 23, 2017

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


Alexa would be fine as a babyface but she's so loving good as a heel it seems a waste to turn her

Sandman from ECW
Sep 6, 2011

Gonzo McFee posted:

In related news, Brazzers are doing a porn parody of the Montreal Screwjob.



Dolph is going to have the second saddest orgasm he's ever had watching a pornstar do a better impression of Shawn Michaels than he can.

I wonder who's playing Hebner?

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
Mia Malkova was Always Bad. Sry I didn't follow her indy career so I have no nostalgia.

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

St Evan Echoes posted:

Alexa would be fine as a babyface but she's so loving good as a heel it seems a waste to turn her

So basically Sasha... although less so on the "fine as a babyface" part.

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Blaise330 posted:

Mia Malkova was Always Bad. Sry I didn't follow her indy career so I have no nostalgia.

Anikka Albrite was always good.

Sasha Banks has been booked like crap but sadly i dont think she has the chops to be the total package. Heel Sasha is cool and all but Face Sasha has been trash.

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!

DoctorGonzo posted:

Anikka Albrite was always good.

Sasha Banks has been booked like crap but sadly i dont think she has the chops to be the total package. Heel Sasha is cool and all but Face Sasha has been trash.

I mean it couldn't possibly be the bad writing and booking on RAW.

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

The_Rob posted:

I mean it couldn't possibly be the bad writing and booking on RAW.

Her delivery is awful, thats on her.

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!

DoctorGonzo posted:

Her delivery is awful, thats on her.

Not the awful lines she is given?

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006

Blaise330 posted:

Mia Malkova was Always Bad. Sry I didn't follow her indy career so I have no nostalgia.

At least she was always willing to do the 'job.

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

The_Rob posted:

Not the awful lines she is given?

As Macho Man said the cream rises to the top.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8C4lK41SX-Q

Incessant Excess
Aug 15, 2005

Cause of glitch:
Pretentiousness

The_Rob posted:

Not the awful lines she is given?

Plenty of awful lines on RAW, but not everyone is as bad at delivering them.

rovert
Jun 10, 2013
Two years since give Divas a chance

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=feKlyND5mJ0

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Sasha is actually just fine as a Babyface worker, its the scripted promos that kill her.

Stuff like her giving Bayley her glasses and going "Bayley won't you be my girl" in Glasgow was neat. It feels like the two of them have a real friendship even if their promos are the same bland Raw garbage.

Having said that, she should go heel, but that would leave Raw with only one woman Babyface too, so.

Sandman from ECW
Sep 6, 2011

One more thing regarding the Screwjob Porn: It had better end in a FFM scene between Bret and Shawn while Vince jerks off screaming "Ring the drat bell!!" This poo poo writes itself.

...

I'm sorry

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Sandman McMahon posted:

One more thing regarding the Screwjob Porn: It had better end in a FFM scene between Bret and Shawn while Vince jerks off screaming "Ring the drat bell!!" This poo poo writes itself.

...

I'm sorry

Alanah Rae or Shyla Stylez as Sunny.

Sandman from ECW
Sep 6, 2011

The first one is Sunny, the other is Trips.

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!

Incessant Excess posted:

Plenty of awful lines on RAW, but not everyone is as bad at delivering them.

So she is someone where wwe gives her no character, they book her like trash and they write bad lines for her but it's still her fault?

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

rovert posted:

Two years since give Divas a chance

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=feKlyND5mJ0

drat this was like 3 Emmas ago.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

Sandman McMahon posted:

I wonder who's playing Hebner?

Earl Hebner.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
https://twitter.com/WONF4W/status/834848595106951168

Sandman from ECW
Sep 6, 2011

I'm generally not a ratings guy, how does this compare to Raw?

Gonzo McFee posted:

Earl Hebner.

I loled

Sandman from ECW fucked around with this message at 20:41 on Feb 23, 2017

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Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
The brazzers curtain call orgy will bring new meaning to "exposing the business"

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