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DEEP STATE PLOT
Aug 13, 2008

Yes...Ha ha ha...YES!



paranoid randroid posted:

the fact that huge predatory cats have the same mannerisms as housecats will never stop being funny to me

it makes perfect sense since housecats are extremely efficient, expert hunters

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tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 379 days!

Phone posted:

Oh great, the president has all of the time in the world to swing by CPAC. Nice.
You can only watch so much teevee in a bathrobe in the dark in one day :shrug:

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib

Good thing drones can't fly really high up to avoid this exact situation

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao

Phone posted:

Mexican terrorists

la terroristas are some bad hombres

Not a Children
Oct 9, 2012

Don't need a holster if you never stop shooting.

The president's been very clear TAKE A SHOT

velvet milkman
Feb 13, 2012

by R. Guyovich

William Bear posted:

It's now been over 30 hours since Trump last tweeted.

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/834384982495940613

Those rumors about his advisors learning to calm him down by showing him fawning coverage may be true. I miss the good old days of a few weeks ago when he would give near-identical rants about federal judges every few hours. :(
ive got reports from venom snakes sources that theyve got trump totally subdued with a 20 second loop of sean hannity smiling smugly and gently whispering "pissssssss"

DEEP STATE PLOT
Aug 13, 2008

Yes...Ha ha ha...YES!



Digital Jedi posted:

Good thing drones can't fly really high up to avoid this exact situation

there seems to be an extremely high overlap between people who own drones and people who are massively retarded

Proust Malone
Apr 4, 2008

murked by dragon posted:

"Give me liberty, and give me death!!" quoth the cuckold

Give me liberty and give you death.

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

Louisgod posted:

Republicans are evil, news at 11, again at 11:30 and on your drive into work at 5:30 am

5:30am? whoa man thats fukt up

DEEP STATE PLOT
Aug 13, 2008

Yes...Ha ha ha...YES!



for example the us military: owns lots of drones, is massively incompetent and dumber than a box of bricks

The Ol Spicy Keychain
Jan 17, 2013

I MEPHISTO MY OWN ASSHOLE

I lust for self-inflicted conservative death :twisted:

Phone
Jul 30, 2005

親子丼をほしい。

Not a Children posted:

The president's been very clear TAKE A SHOT

The law the law the law the law the law

Children... enjoy... the law!

Phone
Jul 30, 2005

親子丼をほしい。
It was jammed! Down!

The process!

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!

Digital Jedi posted:

Good thing drones can't fly really high up to avoid this exact situation

that video was worth 10 of those drones and you know it

Phone
Jul 30, 2005

親子丼をほしい。
"Our days are numbered"
- Sean Spicer

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

Rep. Mike Asburgess

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



forgot about spicy, has he melted down yet

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



"LAW AM THE LAW"

-- Judge Sylvester "Sly" ((The Cat)) Stallone DreEd Ballsboa

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
I'm literally getting a second job just so I have two sources of maybe healthcare when the im-loving-plosion happens.

Phone
Jul 30, 2005

親子丼をほしい。

triple sulk posted:

forgot about spicy, has he melted down yet

He can't shut up about THE LAW

RUM HAM
Sep 25, 2009

the good ole hide my reprehensible beliefs behind states rights spiel

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

pathetic little tramp posted:

I'm literally getting a second job just so I have two sources of maybe healthcare when the im-loving-plosion happens.

drat, Trumps plans already working to create jobs!

MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007
state's rights

state's rights

State's rights

State's Rights

STATE'S RIGHTS

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



RUM HAM posted:

the good ole hide my reprehensible beliefs behind states rights spiel

maybe most states are reprehensible

Phone
Jul 30, 2005

親子丼をほしい。
Does Trump personally believe that transgendered children should be able to use the bathroom of their choosing?

"Uh uh uh Trump believes that it's a states rights issue and uh uh uh uh"

Serf
May 5, 2011


pathetic little tramp posted:

I'm literally getting a second job just so I have two sources of maybe healthcare when the im-loving-plosion happens.

man i'm just gonna die

quadrophrenic
Feb 4, 2011

WIN MARNIE WIN
sean spicer reminds me a lot of george w. bush, in a lot of very nebulous ways

LEMME ANSWER THE QUESTIONSEY

Phone
Jul 30, 2005

親子丼をほしい。
Why is Sean Spicer bringing up his 5th grade reading level? Talk about a self own.

MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007

quadrophrenic posted:

sean spicer reminds me a lot of george w. bush, in a lot of very nebulous ways


he reminds me of the dog turds my neighbor won't pick up after their dog empties its bowels

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

financially racist posted:

there seems to be an extremely high overlap between people who own drones and people who are massively retarded

my dad just bought himself a drone, should i start looking at group homes?

Junkyard Poodle
May 6, 2011


MacheteZombie posted:

he reminds me of the dog turds my neighbor won't pick up after their dog empties its bowels

This, but said dog ate a lb of cheese followed by 5lbs of chorizo

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



now we're getting debt panels AND death panels

Phone
Jul 30, 2005

親子丼をほしい。
Senate democrats!!!!!

My Linux Rig
Mar 27, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 6 years!

MacheteZombie posted:

state's rights

state's rights

State's rights

State's Rights

STATE'S RIGHTS

I mean why not at this point. Seems like it's the only way to get the ball rolling on new legislation anymore with the feds being a complete poo poo show

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

pathetic little tramp posted:

I'm literally getting a second job just so I have two sources of maybe healthcare when the im-loving-plosion happens.

im jus gonna gay marry yinlock or somethin

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

Serf posted:

man i'm just gonna die

:same:

BUSH 2112
Sep 17, 2012

I lie awake, staring out at the bleakness of Megadon.

pathetic little tramp posted:

I'm literally getting a second job just so I have two sources of maybe healthcare when the im-loving-plosion happens.

it's not so bad. when you work 7 days a week a day off feels like WHAAAAAAT

it also makes one long to see rich people hung from lampposts like the human detritus that they are or maybe that's just me idk

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



pathetic little tramp posted:

I'm literally getting a second job just so I have two sources of maybe healthcare when the im-loving-plosion happens.

I'm reenlisting :smith:

Rastor
Jun 2, 2001


Goon spotted at 4:31:41

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A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


https://twitter.com/KJAlvarado124/status/834847832112758789

Bannon wants a handbeezy :bigtran:

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