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Yossarian-22
Oct 26, 2014

MaxxBot posted:

It's happening guys! Jeb!(D) 2020!



I'm not Jeb and I can confirm that this is real

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Tonetta
Jul 9, 2013

look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

**methodically removes and eats own clothes*

BUSH 2112 posted:

drat, i'm sorry :(

did you at least get to report him to hr?

Nope lol I was a confused 16yo and he was a massive 40 year old dude who threatened to kill me if I reported it

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
The only people in heaven are the gays

Anime Schoolgirl
Nov 28, 2002

BarronsArtGallery posted:

Discussing Christianity in the marketplace of ideas right now: Jesus turned down Mary Magdeline and was single his entire life except for surrounding himself with other single men. Also he was a mamma's boy

jesus was gay as hell
people get really triggered when you point that out, it's great


Tonetta posted:

I had that happen in a pool too and those are accidents and I can ignore it but the time I was talking about I was at work and it was by my boss who was hiding around a corner.
what the gently caress.

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
:yikes:

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

logikv9 posted:

The only people in heaven are the gays

Nice bi erasure, erasurehead

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

that girl should've practiced her question more

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




logikv9 posted:

The only people in heaven are the gays

writin this in bibles w pen rn

Pollyanna
Mar 5, 2005

Milk's on them.


Tonetta posted:

I had that happen in a pool too and those are accidents and I can ignore it but the time I was talking about I was at work and it was by my boss who was hiding around a corner.

:gonk:

i am so sorry

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Tonetta posted:

Nope lol I was a confused 16yo and he was a massive 40 year old dude who threatened to kill me if I reported it

i hope he was eatem by a loose stoat

Yossarian-22
Oct 26, 2014

BarronsArtGallery posted:

Discussing Christianity in the marketplace of ideas right now: Jesus turned down Mary Magdeline and was single his entire life except for surrounding himself with other single men. Also he was a mamma's boy

jesus was gay as hell

full gay jesus gay satan slash now

we will ascend to gay hell but we need to get to 1225666 first

1994 Toyota Celica
Sep 11, 2008

by Nyc_Tattoo

BarronsArtGallery posted:

Discussing Christianity in the marketplace of ideas right now: Jesus turned down Mary Magdeline and was single his entire life except for surrounding himself with other single men. Also he was a mamma's boy

jesus was gay as hell

j. christos was volcel

Philip Rivers
Mar 15, 2010

That's bad :smith:

Bear Retrieval Unit
Nov 5, 2009

Mudslide Experiment

BarronsArtGallery posted:

Discussing Christianity in the marketplace of ideas right now: Jesus turned down Mary Magdeline and was single his entire life except for surrounding himself with other single men. Also he was a mamma's boy

jesus was gay as hell

He wasn't gay, he was volcel, that's what gave him his powers.

Preston Waters
May 21, 2010

by VideoGames
the thing about norman finklestein that I love is the fact that he's just as smug of a dick as possible or at least comes off that way and it makes his opponents go straight to full rage mode

passionate dongs
May 23, 2001

Snitchin' is Bitchin'

slave to my cravings posted:

It's ok soup progresso is better

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Al! posted:

"hey ive heard of that"

:hfive:

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Wasn't he banned from Israel

Philip Rivers
Mar 15, 2010

Jesus, powered by his massive cum reservoir, revives himself and rockets into heaven on a blown load

Preston Waters
May 21, 2010

by VideoGames

BarronsArtGallery posted:

the thing about norman finklestein that I love is the fact that he's just as smug of a dick as possible or at least comes off that way and it makes his opponents go straight to full rage mode

reposting the last video with a timestamp to dwell on this lmao

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DeTpKASahAc&t=410s

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Mary was like 12 too when she had him which is awkward for people

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

SpaceGoku posted:

yeah it's amazing how fast the snake poem became reverse prophecy

Has any intrepid internet video editor person made a video of Trump reading The Snake poem at one of his rallies cut together with all of the dumb campaign promises that he's immediately poo poo all over? Seems like it would be a hit.

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Bear Retrieval Unit posted:

He wasn't gay, he was volcel, that's what gave him his powers.

thegorilla messiah

Philip Rivers
Mar 15, 2010

Jesus wasn't born on Christmas, there were baby lambs in the manger. Wake up sheeple

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




thisvwine is my super serum, concentrated thru years of intens cum denial, hell yeah, one sip o this and no woman will resist, she'll be addicted




to salvation

Anime Schoolgirl
Nov 28, 2002

Bear Retrieval Unit posted:

He wasn't gay, he was volcel, that's what gave him his powers.
lots of gay af people in the 19th century claimed this

Philip Rivers
Mar 15, 2010

Being gay gives u super powers, highly recommend

punch drunk
Nov 12, 2006



No joke my good friend's coworker is Vanessa Trump's cousin and she used to talk about how Melania would make Donald soup because she wasn't very good at making other things but he still wanted her to cook for him sometimes.

Tonetta
Jul 9, 2013

look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

**methodically removes and eats own clothes*

Squizzle posted:

i hope he was eatem by a loose stoat

He went to jail for molesting the kids he was teeball coaching so he got what he deserved eventually (i dont mean the kid sex).

Please don't feel sorry for me i'm over it which is why I can talk about it.

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Al! posted:

Nice bi erasure, erasurehead

~bi*l*ightinG~

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Anime Schoolgirl posted:

lots of gay af people in the 19th century claimed this

in the 19 century can confurm

Fidel Castronaut
Dec 25, 2004

Houston, we're Havana problem.
Lol at Trump asking Comey to say "no Russia no Russia you're the Russia" and Comey saying no. Beginning to think Comey just wants to watch the executive branch burn.

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

euphronius posted:

Is Lindsay graham the guy who called max Cleland osama bin laden

no, and bae McCain felt it was disgraceful, as did i

Philip Rivers
Mar 15, 2010

The best gay superpower is gaydar, followed closely by echologaytion

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Squizzle posted:

thisvwine is my super serum, concentrated thru years of intens cum denial, hell yeah, one sip o this and no woman will resist, she'll be addicted




to salvation

stop stealing my mushrooms, rose bushes, and sheets, dad

Tonetta
Jul 9, 2013

look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

**methodically removes and eats own clothes*

Philip Rivers posted:

The best gay superpower is gaydar, followed closely by echologaytion

I <3 My Gaydar

shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe

Tonetta posted:

I <3 My Gaydar

does lindsey graham set it off

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

Al! posted:

Nice bi erasure, erasurehead

good thing bein gay is but a simple choice

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Al! posted:

stop stealing my mushrooms, rose bushes, and sheets, dad

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Preston Waters
May 21, 2010

by VideoGames

euphronius posted:

Wasn't he banned from Israel

i hope so. i don't want him anywhere near that place when we nuke it

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