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Feb 23, 2017 15:42
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Retail is a good comic. The corporate retail culture is an endless well of absurdity and Feuti captures it almost perfectly. Bleeker the Rechargeable Dog  Pickles  Phoebe and Her Unicorn 
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Feb 23, 2017 15:49
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You know what I hate most about Luann? Les has specifically stated several times in both stern and nice tones that he prefers being called Les, not Leslie, yet every-loving-body in the strip still calls him Leslie because he's the MEAN OLD BULLY MAN AND WE ALL MUST poo poo ON HIM CONSTANTLY. No one IRL calls someone by their given name instead of their preferred name unless you wanted to piss them off on the playground of elementary school or are just a real piece of poo poo scumbag, which is what most of the cast in Luann is. Also, Gunther is an even bigger piece of poo poo than Les. Grew some stubble and now suddenly he's the loving Marlboro Man. Give me a break.
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Feb 23, 2017 16:03
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Bobulus posted:Yeah, scheduling fuckery is one of the most irritating parts of retail jobs. And my stories are relatively minor: That was the job where I did sales on 3% commission...but only on tales where the total was $200 or up. If it was $199.99, I didn't get a dime. Some of the sales people would, when faced with a $199.99 sale, would "buy" some one-dollar candy bar for the customer (on the customer's bill) to get it over $200. That's not counting the ways that non-sales people were able (and expected) to steal commissions from the sales staff, because corporate thinking was "if the salesperson wasn't able to get to that customer, he didn't deserve getting the commission". That whole job was a cavalcade of bizarre bullshit. (Never work commission. Ever.)
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Feb 23, 2017 16:23
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Eat the Rich Tina's Groove  Family Circus  Rose is Rose  One Big Happy  Foob  Compu-Toon  Bizarro  Dilbert 
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Feb 23, 2017 16:39
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Calvin and Hobbes   Ripley's 
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Feb 23, 2017 16:41
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Manuel Calavera posted:Tina's Groove
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Feb 23, 2017 16:47
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1: cat mutilation is never funny, Ripley. 2: why did you draw those black things around it? Looks like batwings.
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Feb 23, 2017 17:37
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Flash Gordon  1999 Spider-Man, featuring special guest Hanzo Steel        I'm pretty sure samurai don't work like that. I'm also pretty sure I don't care. 
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Feb 23, 2017 18:20
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WickedHate posted:I'm pretty sure I mentioned that back when I was posting it! Not that a reminder isn't good. ugh I like it but I'm too lazy and stupid to read through that format are you sure you can't keep posting it
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Feb 23, 2017 18:29
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Luann I would consider Les's comment rude and sexist except that Gunther has been going out of his way to be an absolute shitstain for the whole evening, so Les should go right ahead and try to hurt his pwecious feewings. And Pru is willing to let Les think he's her boyfriend because he buys her things. It has nothing to do with her alleged naievete. She has at no time made any attempt to discourage his attention or even told him she's a lesbian. She is a bad person. That is all. The Amazing Spider-Man  Sally Forth  The Heart of Juliet Jones 
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Feb 23, 2017 20:12
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I read this one with the same voice I use when reading Everett True and as far as I'm concerned they're the same person.
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Feb 23, 2017 21:02
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Julet Esqu posted:Luann
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Feb 23, 2017 21:16
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I give Les and Tiffany alot of passes, because of what we know about their lovely childhoods. Les has some rough edges, but gently caress, all he'd need, probably, is ONE loving PERSON willing to reach out to him. Tiffany and Les are the more realistic, and relatable, people than anyone else in the strip. Whats the twitter for Luann? I want to twit some tweets at it.
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Feb 23, 2017 21:30
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F Minus Mary Worth  Get it? "Worth your time"? Get it? Huh? Rex Morgan MD  OK I know no one will believe this but I kind of saw this coming too. I mean I knew there was a high likelihood he didn't die on the plane. I did have some hope that he did though. Secret Agent X-9  So I guess Dr Morton just operated on him with no anesthesia so LaMarr could be sure he didn't just knock him out and call the cops. Also lol at changing fingerprints. Apartment 3-G 
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Feb 23, 2017 22:21
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You Are A Elf posted:Also, Gunther is an even bigger piece of poo poo than Les. Grew some stubble and now suddenly he's the loving Marlboro Man. Give me a break. More like the More Boring Man because he sucks
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Feb 23, 2017 22:23
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Endless Mike posted:On the one hand, yes, Pru should have been a bit more honest when Les called it a date after showering her with gifts. On the other hand, it's more than a little weird to call someone your girlfriend after one not-really date. Most of these characters are like 18 and still dumb as heck
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Feb 24, 2017 00:06
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Manuel Calavera posted:Family Circus Dolly, that's a nostril
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Feb 24, 2017 01:04
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Strontium posted:Dark Side of the Horse
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Feb 24, 2017 01:07
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Been catching up on the thread and missed the Funky saga at the BMV. HOLY poo poo he can gently caress right off. I actually work at one and I get this same treatment from asshats like him all day. "Why do I need a birth certificate? Me being here proves I was born" while at the same time they would side glance someone in a hijab and then say we were giving them preferential treatment Everyone gets the same treatment dipshit  or getting pissed when they let their license lapse for YEARS and we have the gall to follow the law and ask for a written and drive exam. Don't get me started on title fraud I see everyday but he's ranting about licenses so I'll leave it with that topic.These comics are the epitome of "rules are only for those we don't trust and I should not be personally inconvenienced in any way" 
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Feb 24, 2017 01:26
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You'd probably hate my ideal world where everyone gets re tested every ten years or so then So would I when my turn came around buuuuut eh
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Feb 24, 2017 03:21
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On the flip side, you'd be less likely to die from a grandpa who mixed up the gas pedal & brakes.  Too bad old people vote, and they're the ones mandatory retesting would piss off the most.
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Feb 24, 2017 03:27
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Heathcliff Piranha Club  Dick Tracy  Judge Parker  9 Chickweed Lane 
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Feb 24, 2017 03:39
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Johnny Aztec posted:Whats the twitter for Luann? I want to twit some tweets at it. There doesn't seem to be one. There's an official Facebook fan page linked from GoComics, but I have no idea who runs it. Probably someone at GoComics rather than Greg or Karen. On the other hand, there is a fake Luann Twitter account, and it is wonderful. https://twitter.com/LuannDeGroot/status/806158316510527488 https://twitter.com/LuannDeGroot/status/828616080352501760 https://twitter.com/LuannDeGroot/status/834776008507154432
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Feb 24, 2017 03:45
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Aardmania posted:[Dick Tracy I am so glad the deformed weirdo whose face is basically a cat's rear end didn't get snuffed. (Once I got interested in Dick Tracy, I was surprised to find out how many of the "iconic" villains got straight up deaded with no takebacks)
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Feb 24, 2017 03:53
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Shugojin posted:You'd probably hate my ideal world where everyone gets re tested every ten years or so then I wouldn't on a personal level, professional oh yeah I would. Complaints would increase ten fold and our drive examiners and tests stations are taxed to the limit as is. And they deal with some of the WORST people and have to trust complete strangers behind the wheel on a daily basis  Practically anything can get blown up in our faces, and the vast majority of the time it really isn't our fault, we just are the bearer of bad news or just point out blatant stupid poo poo you are trying to cheat about. White out on address proofs or titles doesn't fix things people, it just makes us ask a hell of a lot more questions Edit: sorry about the rant, just some pent up poo poo after reading that comic. Spiffster fucked around with this message at 04:01 on Feb 24, 2017 |
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Feb 24, 2017 03:53
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Pastry of the Year posted:I am so glad the deformed weirdo whose face is basically a cat's rear end didn't get snuffed. (Once I got interested in Dick Tracy, I was surprised to find out how many of the "iconic" villains got straight up deaded with no takebacks) It's my worse nemesis, Anusface! And it's just a guy with a leaky, inflamed rectal sphincter for a face.
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Feb 24, 2017 04:20
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Tracksuit  Mother From Another Country 
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Feb 24, 2017 04:21
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Some Guy TT posted:
Could Ottawa be the family name, like 오타와 ? (I screwed around for five minutes trying to figure out how to assemble the hangul syllables before I realized I could plug that into google translate)
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Feb 24, 2017 04:25
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Calaveron posted:It's my worse nemesis, Anusface! And it's just a guy with a leaky, inflamed rectal sphincter for a face. 
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Feb 24, 2017 04:28
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Safety Dance posted:Could Ottawa be the family name, like 오타와? As in her family name? It's possible. I've never heard of that being a family name before though. Her husband and son's family name is 변, which creates a weird pun I have no clue how to translate. The son's name reads as 변기통 or "bathroom wastebasket", and it took me a minute to realize that was actually his name.
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Feb 24, 2017 04:34
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The Classic Dinette Set finds hope amidst the rubble. Working Daze sucks  Super-Fun-Pak-Comix is sadly topical. 
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Feb 24, 2017 05:17
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BigglesSWE posted:1: cat mutilation is never funny, Ripley.
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Feb 24, 2017 06:09
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I always figured Ripley's hailed from the tradition of carnival freakshow gawking, but from a more whimsical, less cruel angle.
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Feb 24, 2017 06:17
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Lasagna Cat has updated, and… Wow. Twelve new strips/videos, a FOUR HOUR collection of their sexual partners survey, and this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAh9oLs67Cw This is just insane.
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Feb 24, 2017 06:34
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They're all completely next level compared to their previous stuff. Make sure to at least skip to the last 7 minutes of the survey vid.
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Feb 24, 2017 06:38
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WindyMan posted:
http://garfcom.biz/
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Feb 24, 2017 06:39
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http://shampoofantasy.com/
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Feb 24, 2017 07:00
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Phantom Classic  Radio Patrol   Rip Kirby   Big Ben Bolt  
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Feb 24, 2017 07:01
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Mark Trail Hope you're ready for six months of Jam Esallen's lovely take on The Most Dangerous Game. Pearls Before Swine  The Phantom  Pooch Café 
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