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Free Cheese posted:There's bigfoot coasters, bigfoot slingshots, bigfoot scramblers, bigfoot monorails, bigfoot lazy river, that new ride where they finally let you gently caress the bigfoots, haunted bigfoot house, bigfoot flume, inverted bigfoot, the 3d bigfoot experience, bigfoot peepshow, cirque de bigfoot, bumper bigfoots, bob for the bigfoot, bigfoot ringtoss, bigfoot slip n slide, zipfoot, big mcfoot's house of curiosities, snorkel with the bigfoots, escape from lint mountain, that ride where you spin so fast you're stuck to the walls but it's a giant bigfoot head, bigfoot themed arcades, build a bigfoot, I reccomend the snorkeling
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i still wanna be the school nurse of bigfoot gardens. give you a physical exam or a nice quiet place to take a nap.
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JiveHonky posted:i still wanna be the school nurse of bigfoot gardens. give you a physical exam or a nice quiet place to take a nap. We have bigfoots trained in medical care and they work for free
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Feb 22, 2017 01:34
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Park announcement: Do not allow bigfoots to sneeze on you
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Do I need to get immunization shots before visiting Bigfoot Garden? I would be coming from Washington State, USA so I imagine I have already gained the antibodies from all the Bigfoot germs flying around in the air but I am not a doctor.
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JiveHonky posted:i still wanna be the school nurse of bigfoot gardens. give you a physical exam or a nice quiet place to take a nap. just like in one of my japanese animes!!!!
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Do you still sell those bigfoot car air fresheners in the gift shop? Mine's lost its aroma
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Feb 22, 2017 11:10
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Today all big foot salads are $2 they are getting a bit old
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Vladimir Poutine posted:Do you still sell those bigfoot car air fresheners in the gift shop? Mine's lost its aroma You can bring it back to life by dipping it in a swamp
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Bigfoot Roundup enrichment event only happens once a day? I missed it with my daughter and all we got to make up for it was two gay bigfoots spooning and I have to say I didn't appreciate that at all either.
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Sheep-Goats posted:Bigfoot Roundup enrichment event only happens once a day? I missed it with my daughter and all we got to make up for it was two gay bigfoots spooning and I have to say I didn't appreciate that at all either. Im sorry for your experience at our Gardens. Please mention this to our bookings lady and she can give you a discount on our Sleepovers At the Gardens
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Hello, can you direct me to the First Aid station? I forgot to hold my palms flat when feeding the bigfoots and one bit me. They're clean cryptids that had their shots, right?
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ChickenHeart posted:Hello, can you direct me to the First Aid station? I forgot to hold my palms flat when feeding the bigfoots and one bit me. Just hold tight I gotta call gino
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Feb 23, 2017 05:44
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Let me escourt you to the future centre
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Feb 23, 2017 05:47
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A bigfoot saw my dick when I was taking a piss and now it keeps trying to mate with me.
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Nolan Arenado posted:A bigfoot saw my dick when I was taking a piss and now it keeps trying to mate with me. Whats the number on its overalls?
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Feb 23, 2017 06:00
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Isaac posted:Whats the number on its overalls? overalls? 
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Nolan Arenado posted:overalls? What colour are the strobe lights in the area of the park you are located? We will have a response team en route as soon as possible.
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Isaac posted:You can bring it back to life by dipping it in a swamp Does it have to be a swamp or is there some leeway in which wetlands will work?
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...and the pitch! posted:Does it have to be a swamp or is there some leeway in which wetlands will work? Just find one you like the smell of, then go for it! Thats our slogan here at Bigfoot Gardens
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Isaac posted:Just find one you like the smell of, then go for it! Bog it is then. What a relief!
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Isaac posted:What colour are the strobe lights in the area of the park you are located? We will have a response team en route as soon as possible. I think they are purple but I took some mescaline before I came so I can't be sure.
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Isaac posted:- Try our app! Do you mean a phone app or is this like an appetizer
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Nolan Arenado posted:I think they are purple but I took some mescaline before I came so I can't be sure. Ill send Drob out to have a look
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Straight White Shark posted:Do you mean a phone app or is this like an appetizer Ask one of the eggheads at the future center
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I was talking to one of the bigfoot behind the counter at the build a bigfoot and HE said dairy queen makes the best burgs i was like psssshhh whaaat? Where do you find these drat jokers
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TheSpamalope posted:I was talking to one of the bigfoot behind the counter at the build a bigfoot and HE said dairy queen makes the best burgs i was like psssshhh whaaat? Their only experience with burgers is through fast food advertisements we get paid to show them
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Isaac posted:Im sorry for your experience at our Gardens. Please mention this to our bookings lady and she can give you a discount on our Sleepovers At the Gardens They say you come for the bigfoots and stay for the customer service but I never thought it would happen to me.
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Do the Bigfoots sleep in a dormitory or do they have Bigfoot nests built of logs and brush and so forth? Do they sleep in trees? Underground?
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Keith Atherton posted:Do the Bigfoots sleep in a dormitory or do they have Bigfoot nests built of logs and brush and so forth? Do they sleep in trees? Underground? As far as we can tell they never sleep. Probably why they seem to die in 2 weeks tops
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Driving Driving in my car Speeds so fast I thought I was ____
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ok. i dont get to be school nurse of bigfoot gardens. im cool with that. no problem. i understand. *turns stiffly and stalks away* three weeks later: TRAGIC FIRE RAGES THROUGH BIGFOOT GARDENS, 319 DEAD INCLUDING STAR ATTRACTION "BOFFO THE CLOWN"
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Feb 23, 2017 18:21
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Once I gave in and let the bigfoot just do what he wanted, it really wasn't that bad. They can be gentle creatures.
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Feb 23, 2017 18:23
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I heard commie ned and Moridin have been trying to develop class consciousness among the big foot
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TheSpamalope posted:I heard commie ned and Moridin have been trying to develop class consciousness among the big foot thats good because according to Keg Bigfoots hate women.
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TheSpamalope posted:I heard commie ned and Moridin have been trying to develop class consciousness among the big foot It will be centered around bigfoot artworks: one of a kind tree carvings and rabbits turned inside out. Creativity + exclusivity = commerce.
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https://twitter.com/_mr_buddy/status/833853550782464000
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Wow twitter amazes me all technology does I loving love science
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Can I dress up like a bigfoot and show my penis to visitors? I think since I'm not actually a bigfoot it should be within the rules...
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Frog Princess posted:Can I dress up like a bigfoot and show my penis to visitors? I think since I'm not actually a bigfoot it should be within the rules... Piss up a rope
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